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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    it just occurred to me that mom has no idea how to grill a steak

    "leave it to sit so it gets room temperature"

    "cut it to check if it's done"

    "put it on high heat to sear in the juices"

    and then she doesn't let the meat rest

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    At this point I just expect to get lost everywhere I go, but I have perfected my lost puppy look.

    Eventually someone just goes up and tells me where to go.

    You're going to get directed into Yakuza territory one day and be ill-prepared for sharp suits and sweet sunglasses

    and oh you probably will die

    Nah I doubt there are really any Yakuza out here, I mean... this would be like, super small time for their style of crime.

    What about orphanages? got any nearby?

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My wife was awesome and got me the Game of Thrones Board Game as a present yesterday. So I was happy.

    Then I found out it is 3-6 players. So then I was sad.

    That game is frustrating as fuck. I love it.

    Good to hear. I put it on my wishlist because a lot of reviews called it a new player's introduction to heavy board games.

    DoctorArch on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm sorry but Whomp is only funny if you've never been that guy. For me, that comic is a psychological drama, for you it's just Tuesday.


    I am that guy.
    I find it HIGH LARRY US

    oh well good for you. I'm glad YOU don't have an overinflated martyr complex. I'm glad YOU can just enjoy being mocked for being fat and awkward.

    Someone should make a series of "It Gets Better" videos for fatties.

    There is a table in the background. On that table is a plate with a hamburger. Each successive scene has fatter kid, and a patty with cheese is added.

    By the end, the burger is ready to collapse under its own weight. The kids all run into frame and attack the burger.

    FIN

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Not my work by the way.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    guys

    you know how in the bible jesus rides a mule

    do you know what that means

    do you know what that means

    it means he drives a hybrid

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular

    I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

    CLUE 1:
    “went to short dogs house,
    they was watching Yo MTV
    RAPS”
    Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
    Aug 6th 1988
    CLUE 2:
    Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
    Feb 23 1993

    keep reading...

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If you cut a steak to check if it's done you are a MONSTER. You can tell doneness by pressing the meat lightly with a (clean) finger.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

    CLUE 1:
    “went to short dogs house,
    they was watching Yo MTV
    RAPS”
    Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
    Aug 6th 1988
    CLUE 2:
    Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
    Feb 23 1993

    keep reading...

    didn't this turn out to be wrong?

    or was there another one

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you cut a steak to check if it's done you are a MONSTER. You can tell doneness by pressing the meat lightly with a (clean) finger.

    worse than hitler

    worse than the borg

    worse than borg hitler

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

    CLUE 1:
    “went to short dogs house,
    they was watching Yo MTV
    RAPS”
    Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
    Aug 6th 1988
    CLUE 2:
    Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
    Feb 23 1993

    keep reading...

    didn't this turn out to be wrong?

    or was there another one

    I want to believe.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I was most scandalized in the context of steak when a family member said you should cook it to medium-well.

    I could not even.

    Sarksus on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    it's a deal

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My wife was awesome and got me the Game of Thrones Board Game as a present yesterday. So I was happy.

    Then I found out it is 3-6 players. So then I was sad.

    That game is frustrating as fuck. I love it.

    Good to hear. I put it on my wishlist because a lot of reviews called it a new player's introduction to heavy board games.

    Yeah, LoserforHireX brought the game over to MsMya's when I was visiting upstate New York. So much betrayal around the board that night.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i cut my steaks to check and i don gif a fuq

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My wife was awesome and got me the Game of Thrones Board Game as a present yesterday. So I was happy.

    Then I found out it is 3-6 players. So then I was sad.

    That game is frustrating as fuck. I love it.

    Good to hear. I put it on my wishlist because a lot of reviews called it a new player's introduction to heavy board games.

    Yeah, LoserforHireX brought the game over to MsMya's when I was visiting upstate New York. So much betrayal around the board that night.

    Nobody betrayed me.

    Because Mya was not blood thirsty enough and LoserForHire couldn't defeat my singular footman.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you cut a steak to check if it's done you are a MONSTER. You can tell doneness by pressing the meat lightly with a (clean) finger.

    worse than hitler

    worse than the borg

    worse than borg hitler

    What about Vorta Borg Hitler?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i cut my steaks to check and i don gif a fuq

    Oh surprise surprise, the republican doesn't care about cutting corners to get a shitty product out as quick as possible to take advantage of the hungry

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    If you cut a steak to check if it's done you are a MONSTER. You can tell doneness by pressing the meat lightly with a (clean) finger.

    worse than hitler

    worse than the borg

    worse than borg hitler

    Borgler

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I don't like steak when it's purply-raw in the middle fucking gross.

    Shit needs to be cooked. It can be pink in the middle that's fine, but raw in the middle is gross and I aint eating that.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    somewhere, cass is crying and wondering why there is no garlic bread

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My wife was awesome and got me the Game of Thrones Board Game as a present yesterday. So I was happy.

    Then I found out it is 3-6 players. So then I was sad.

    That game is frustrating as fuck. I love it.

    Good to hear. I put it on my wishlist because a lot of reviews called it a new player's introduction to heavy board games.

    Yeah, LoserforHireX brought the game over to MsMya's when I was visiting upstate New York. So much betrayal around the board that night.

    Nobody betrayed me.

    Because Mya was not blood thirsty enough and LoserForHire couldn't defeat my singular footman.

    I could've sworn I betrayed you.

    Unless we were eating pecan pie at that point.

    Then I was just too fucking happy to do anything.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    somewhere, cass is crying and wondering why there is no garlic bread

    I'll be sure to post a picture once it comes out.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    I'm in suspense here. Will the kitty have to use its AK? D:

    What was the quality of the day?!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    This sounds amazing.

    I am hungry. Tomato soup with eggs failed to satisfy me. And the eggs are a month past sell by date sooo.

    Problem is I have neither garlic, bread, or butter.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    My wife was awesome and got me the Game of Thrones Board Game as a present yesterday. So I was happy.

    Then I found out it is 3-6 players. So then I was sad.

    That game is frustrating as fuck. I love it.

    Good to hear. I put it on my wishlist because a lot of reviews called it a new player's introduction to heavy board games.

    Yeah, LoserforHireX brought the game over to MsMya's when I was visiting upstate New York. So much betrayal around the board that night.

    Nobody betrayed me.

    Because Mya was not blood thirsty enough and LoserForHire couldn't defeat my singular footman.

    I could've sworn I betrayed you.

    Unless we were eating pecan pie at that point.

    Then I was just too fucking happy to do anything.

    You were up in the north dying to frostbite. You didn't interact with me at all.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    This sounds amazing.

    I am hungry. Tomato soup with eggs failed to satisfy me. And the eggs are a month past sell by date sooo.

    Problem is I have neither garlic, bread, or butter.

    Eggs last forever.

    The bread, however, can be made but it's hardly "on demand."

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    hey Mim

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Steak is so easy to cook, salt the fucker, sear the fucker, oven the fucker, let the fucker rest - use finger to test doneness

    cutting it before the final step results in you being responsible for all the suffering in the world on that day

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Steak is so easy to cook, salt the fucker, sear the fucker, oven the fucker, let the fucker rest - use finger to test doneness

    cutting it before the final step results in you being responsible for all the suffering in the world on that day

    I have not cooked steak

    what is your finger checking for exactly? what kind of reaction means it's 'done' and how done is 'done' to you

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    prepare yourselves for the ultimate rap experience

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r67xcDqKQYo

    good lord

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Should I tip my rare steak 15 or 20%¿ Does it change things that I am a feminist Assange supporter who only wants to date gamer girls who get gaming culture, while adjusting for privilege?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Homemade garlic bread in the oven. House smells wonderful.

    This sounds amazing.

    I am hungry. Tomato soup with eggs failed to satisfy me. And the eggs are a month past sell by date sooo.

    Problem is I have neither garlic, bread, or butter.

    Eggs last forever.

    The bread, however, can be made but it's hardly "on demand."

    No these eggs are def. funky now

    the taste was off and there's a battle in my stomach.

    also I don't understand what you mean about the bread

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Should I tip my rare steak 15 or 20%¿ Does it change things that I am a feminist Assange supporter who only wants to date gamer girls who get gaming culture, while adjusting for privilege?

    Thank you.

    Thank you Kalkino for making a post that could explain "rape culture" to anyone, anywhere.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    if i remember that music video correctly those girls have some very bruised inner thighs for some reason

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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