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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    sarah-jessica-parker-flight-of-the-navigator.jpg

    flight of the navigator

    deal with it

    such a good movie.

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    If you have a formula and one of the variables is your birth year, that your age comes out is not exactly witchcraft.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    DeebaserFeral
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

    Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

    When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

    No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

    Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

    Beat me to it.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    If you have a formula and one of the variables is your birth year, that your age comes out is not exactly witchcraft.

    That's just what a witch would say...

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I see that Donkey Kong is still lording over us with his enormous ape intellect.

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody that hates peaches.Registered User regular
    I want a body like Madonna's or Kim Cattrall when I reach their age.

    Except Madonna's arms.

    Fuck those arms.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

    Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

    When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

    No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

    Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

    It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    That article makes me feel greasy just for being the same gender as the author.

  • descdesc slight cough / rhyming through phones Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    madonna arms : /

    desc on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    wait, my bad. It does. I entered it wrong the second time and it made me suspect it was more complicated than it was!

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    That is a rather nsfw image up there...

    Yeah, get that horse faced mollusk off the page!

    You know which one I am talking about.

    I work at a government job now...

    I'd like to be able to keep chatting...

    I wonder if there is a way to block all inlined images and videos from showing up at all...

    Most browsers have an option to disable images.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    which one of you liars masturbate 0 days per week

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mind-officially-blown-27.jpg?w=500&h=364

    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
    the secret is that everyone always starts off with seven

    You get a number that ends in your age no matter what number you pick for how many days you fap. That is the "joke."

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody that hates peaches.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    madonna arms : /

    yOO4Q.jpg

    baby jesus weeps at those arms.

    But I do love Young Madonna. Especially the nude photography photos she did. She looks stunning in them and not because she's naked (though her boobs help)

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    madonna arms : /
    madonna-arms-1.jpg

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

    Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

    When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

    No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

    Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

    It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!

    It'll work if you put any positive integer in the 'fap' variable, assuming you're 99 years old or less.

    If it doesn't work, you're doing the math wrong.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    For comparison, every chick wants Michelle Obama's arms.

    michelle-obama-arms.jpg

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody that hates peaches.Registered User regular
    Everything but Madonna's arms look good to me. I'm like "I better look that good when I'm 50"

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    it doesnt work if you werent born

    you simply appeared

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  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody that hates peaches.Registered User regular
    For comparison, every chick wants Michelle Obama's arms.

    michelle-obama-arms.jpg

    Yesssss. Strong arms are good arms as long as they don't venture into Madonna territory.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    sorry but just adblock [chat] if that is nsfw to you because for fuck's sake

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    never mind her arms, look at her giant legs

  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody that hates peaches.Registered User regular
    I wish Madonna would be a brunette again. The blonde is aging her.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"

    You end up thinking...
    kiwi-fruit

    21stCentury on
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I believe the world would be vastly better if parts of HoN's community drowned at sea.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Man, the hunter should have fucked up at least one raptor.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    If having a nude photo show up in your web history will get you fired, I'd stay away from forums altogether just because of the possibility that some dick will go rogue and flood the board with penises.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

    He arms do look like Skeletor's.

    tapeslinger
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    If you have a formula and one of the variables is your birth year, that your age comes out is not exactly witchcraft.

    I know, I know!

    but it somehow didn't work when I tried the second time with a number for 1 that wasn't true and then and then

    and fuck you, I'm just gonna keep being stupid, become an engineer, and annoy you with this contradiction

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  • MimMim You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody that hates peaches.Registered User regular
    I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

    And Madonna is hot otherwise. Like, I love that she's in her 50s and still flashing her boobs.

    Just don't flash me those arms.

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    http://www.pitchfork.com/peopleslist/


    Well that was predictable.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"

    You end up thinking...
    kiwi-fruit

    Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.

    It assumes "Denmark", I presume?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"

    You end up thinking...
    kiwi-fruit

    Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.

    It assumes "Denmark", I presume?

    Yeah, it assumes Denmark is gonna be the first country people think of.

    Could also not work with Djibouti.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

    When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I don't really want anything on the room service menu

    but I don't really want to get dressed and drive anywhere

    oh no

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    I AM THE CUTEST

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

    When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.

    women of a certain age often dress and act like they're actually of a certain age and not like they're 20 like Madonna.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    I don't really want anything on the room service menu

    but I don't really want to get dressed and drive anywhere

    oh no

    You can always call a delivery place and give them the address of your hotel. Most places will let the delivery guy go up to your room, and if not it's easier to take an elevator down than it is to drive there yourself.

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