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• on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
desc wrote: »

flight of the navigator

deal with it

such a good movie.

YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
• My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
If you have a formula and one of the variables is your birth year, that your age comes out is not exactly witchcraft.

Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
• Registered User regular
Feral wrote: »
Abdhyius wrote: »
It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

Beat me to it.

• Registered User regular
If you have a formula and one of the variables is your birth year, that your age comes out is not exactly witchcraft.

That's just what a witch would say...

• Registered User regular
I see that Donkey Kong is still lording over us with his enormous ape intellect.

• There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
I want a body like Madonna's or Kim Cattrall when I reach their age.

Fuck those arms.

• Registered User regular
Feral wrote: »
Abdhyius wrote: »
It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!

• Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
Cinders wrote: »

That article makes me feel greasy just for being the same gender as the author.

• bare man are locked in Registered User regular
edited August 2012

desc on
• Registered User regular
wait, my bad. It does. I entered it wrong the second time and it made me suspect it was more complicated than it was!

• Registered User regular
Inquisitor wrote: »
Inquisitor wrote: »
That is a rather nsfw image up there...

Yeah, get that horse faced mollusk off the page!

You know which one I am talking about.

I work at a government job now...

I'd like to be able to keep chatting...

I wonder if there is a way to block all inlined images and videos from showing up at all...

Most browsers have an option to disable images.

• jacobkosh Registered User regular
which one of you liars masturbate 0 days per week

• Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
Elendil wrote: »
Abdhyius wrote: »

It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.
the secret is that everyone always starts off with seven

You get a number that ends in your age no matter what number you pick for how many days you fap. That is the "joke."

• There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
desc wrote: »

baby jesus weeps at those arms.

But I do love Young Madonna. Especially the nude photography photos she did. She looks stunning in them and not because she's naked (though her boobs help)

• Registered User regular
desc wrote: »

• ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
Abdhyius wrote: »
Feral wrote: »
Abdhyius wrote: »
It annoys me a little that this worked but I couldn't tell you why it annoys me.

Add 5, multiply times 50 = 250. 250 + 1762 = 2012

When you add in the number of times you fap, you multiply it times two, then again by 50. So you're effectively adding 100 to 2012 for each day you fap.

No matter what you do, you're subtracting your birth year from 2012 + x, where x is some even multiple of 100.

Then you ignore the hundreds digit in the final answer.

It doesn't work if I enter wrong info!

It'll work if you put any positive integer in the 'fap' variable, assuming you're 99 years old or less.

If it doesn't work, you're doing the math wrong.

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
• Registered User regular
For comparison, every chick wants Michelle Obama's arms.

• There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
Everything but Madonna's arms look good to me. I'm like "I better look that good when I'm 50"

• the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
it doesnt work if you werent born

you simply appeared

• There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
For comparison, every chick wants Michelle Obama's arms.

Yesssss. Strong arms are good arms as long as they don't venture into Madonna territory.

• Registered User regular
sorry but just adblock [chat] if that is nsfw to you because for fuck's sake

• Registered User regular
never mind her arms, look at her giant legs

• There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
I wish Madonna would be a brunette again. The blonde is aging her.

• Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
edited August 2012
it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"

You end up thinking...
kiwi-fruit

21stCentury on
• Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
Sarah Jessica Parker is cute.

• My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
• Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
I believe the world would be vastly better if parts of HoN's community drowned at sea.

PSN: Honkalot
• Registered User regular
Man, the hunter should have fucked up at least one raptor.

• Registered User regular
If having a nude photo show up in your web history will get you fired, I'd stay away from forums altogether just because of the possibility that some dick will go rogue and flood the board with penises.

• Registered User regular
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

He arms do look like Skeletor's.

• Registered User regular
If you have a formula and one of the variables is your birth year, that your age comes out is not exactly witchcraft.

I know, I know!

but it somehow didn't work when I tried the second time with a number for 1 that wasn't true and then and then

and fuck you, I'm just gonna keep being stupid, become an engineer, and annoy you with this contradiction

• There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character.Registered User regular
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

And Madonna is hot otherwise. Like, I love that she's in her 50s and still flashing her boobs.

Just don't flash me those arms.

• Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
http://www.pitchfork.com/peopleslist/

Well that was predictable.

• Registered User regular
it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"

You end up thinking...
kiwi-fruit

Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.

It assumes "Denmark", I presume?

• Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
japan wrote: »
it's like the "think of a number between 1 and 9, multiply it by nine, add the two digits together, subtract 5, make your number into a letter (1 = A, 2 = B, etc.), think of a country starting with that letter, take the last letter from the country, think of a fruit starting with that letter"

You end up thinking...
kiwi-fruit

Heh. I thought "Dominican Republic" because a guy at work is going there on holiday next week.

It assumes "Denmark", I presume?

Yeah, it assumes Denmark is gonna be the first country people think of.

Could also not work with Djibouti.

• Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.

• (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
I don't really want anything on the room service menu

but I don't really want to get dressed and drive anywhere

oh no

• the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
I AM THE CUTEST

• Registered User regular
Cambiata wrote: »
I feel bad for Madonna, re: her arms. Of all the things to go bad in the looks of a celebrity, that's like the one that's not easy to fix. And now that it's a thing, every time she wears sleeves, people are all OH SHE'S SPARING US HER ARMS and if she goes sleeveless they're like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

When you get to be a woman of a certain age, you simply can't help that your arms will look weird. Every woman will have weird arms eventually.

women of a certain age often dress and act like they're actually of a certain age and not like they're 20 like Madonna.

• Registered User regular
I don't really want anything on the room service menu

but I don't really want to get dressed and drive anywhere

oh no

You can always call a delivery place and give them the address of your hotel. Most places will let the delivery guy go up to your room, and if not it's easier to take an elevator down than it is to drive there yourself.

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