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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.
    God fucking dammit.

    Hopefully, Samsung fixes this on appeal.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I love Downs Syndrome Jesus

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I have to say, the patenting of touchscreen UI design elements seems pretty nuts.

    I mean, there are a finite number of ways in which it is possible to touch a screen, and similarly a finite number of ways in which those can be mapped onto interactions with a UI.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    dickscreens

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Took me a while to realize what that toast was.

    It's glorious.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.

    It's getting harder and harder to have a professional respect for Apple.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    it's mohammed right?

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    It takes two to make a fucked-up internal conflict.
    Yeah, the division of catholic and protestant.

    Even without that religious divide falling on even sides when it came to nationalising or breaking with England, the Irish have had a fantastic capability for civil unrest without England's help.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I'm also somewhat disappointed that The Register's attempt to popularise "fondleslab" as a term for touchscreen tablets hasn't caught on.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I have to say, the patenting of touchscreen UI design elements seems pretty nuts.

    I mean, there are a finite number of ways in which it is possible to touch a screen, and similarly a finite number of ways in which those can be mapped onto interactions with a UI.

    Well, the industry managed to find a million bad ways to do it before 2007. They could go back to some of those.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    its so hard to argue that the current patent shit is in any way good for anybody

    its so shit for consumers and wastes so much human effort

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I am at the bar

    Castle has stood me up!?

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I have to say, the patenting of touchscreen UI design elements seems pretty nuts.

    I mean, there are a finite number of ways in which it is possible to touch a screen, and similarly a finite number of ways in which those can be mapped onto interactions with a UI.

    Well, the industry managed to find a million bad ways to do it before 2007. They could go back to some of those.

    That's partly the resistive vs capacitive thing though.

    There are even fewer ways in which it is possible to touch a resistive touchscreen.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    I'm also somewhat disappointed that The Register's attempt to popularise "fondleslab" as a term for touchscreen tablets hasn't caught on.

    A little bit of pinch n zoom

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    first Fucking bed bugs in the firehouse and now fleas.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i don't really have an opinion on touchscreen UIs but even though apple is sort of the big guy on campus right now in terms of a war chest with which to be corporate assholes... there have been some real blatant design thefts recently. like, one of those samsung series ultrabooks? the 's-voice' thing?

    i'm not saying that the rest of the tech industry had it coming, but as someone who doesn't really follow these cases at all, some of the egregious copying has actually had me O_O. like, i would look for the commercials on youtube later to make sure i actually saw what i saw. it's that flagrant, on occasion.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Stealing ideas is a valuable part of improving shit. For most software, a first mover advantage should be enough to incentivize innovation. I'm not really seeing the need for fairly long lasting patents.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
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    bedbugs

    Ruined March for me

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    haha

    new york is getting trolled hardcore by bedbugs

    those motherfuckers get resistance like it aint no thang

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Has there been any research on ideal patent length for various shit?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    RedTide wrote: »
    Ruined March for me

    I had to leave my previous apartment

    Podly on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    conventions are tiring

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    The first phone with a capacitive touchscreen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGVNVXWGlxM

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Ruined March for me

    I had to leave my previous apartment

    They missed you.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I made spaghetti with Prego garlic sauce and ground beef and it tastes so bland. What went wrong? I did freeze the beef but this pasta is about as tasty as cardboard.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    also the dogs that find bed bug infestatiosn are fucking cool

    dogs are like mobile forensics units shits op

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.

    It's getting harder and harder to have a professional respect for Apple.

    eh, I hate me some Apple but not because of this case. It's just one battle in a loooong series of patent trollings and counter trollings between the big players. Why do you think Google paid 12 fucking billion dollars for Samsung? The company is not worth a fraction of that. But they have patents like wow.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am at the bar

    Castle has stood me up!?

    If Castle knows where you are right now, that means he's breaking into your empty house and robbing it while you're out.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.

    It's getting harder and harder to have a professional respect for Apple.

    eh, I hate me some Apple but not because of this case. It's just one battle in a loooong series of patent trollings and counter trollings between the big players. Why do you think Google paid 12 fucking billion dollars for Samsung? The company is not worth a fraction of that. But they have patents like wow.

    Motorola.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Dogs r pretty neat.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    the idea that somebody might buy a company purely to troll with their patents is just hilarious because it shows how utterly fucked up the incentives are

    re: patent length yes there are competition models that simulate the ideal lenghts for patents, but the assumptions are very unrealistic

    although the general outcome is that you want really short patents in 99% of things

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am at the bar

    Castle has stood me up!?

    If Castle knows where you are right now, that means he's breaking into your empty house and robbing it while you're out.

    He just called me with excuses

    I think you're right

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.

    It's getting harder and harder to have a professional respect for Apple.

    eh, I hate me some Apple but not because of this case. It's just one battle in a loooong series of patent trollings and counter trollings between the big players. Why do you think Google paid 12 fucking billion dollars for Samsung? The company is not worth a fraction of that. But they have patents like wow.

    Motorola.

    oh yeah. They bought moto. Had the name Samsung on the brain and got it mixed up.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.

    It's getting harder and harder to have a professional respect for Apple.

    eh, I hate me some Apple but not because of this case. It's just one battle in a loooong series of patent trollings and counter trollings between the big players. Why do you think Google paid 12 fucking billion dollars for Samsung? The company is not worth a fraction of that. But they have patents like wow.

    Not samsung, but of course it is about patent trolling. Which is because our patent system allows such horrible trolling.

    Though the apple v. samsung case will be appealed and keep going and going and going.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    sitting down to listen to that mix I did

    30-39 mins are EASILY the best mixing I've ever done

    I should go out to celebrate by listening to better DJs than me!

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    like were talking normal estimates of less than 5 years in almost all areas

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    RedTide wrote: »
    Ruined March for me

    I had to leave my previous apartment

    We were already in the process of moving, at least if I bring these home it won't be so bad

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    @skippydumptruck

    i found this image of you and sawyer from the future

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did you guys hear that Apple won a billion fucking dollars from Samsung?

    I think the best part is that they're going to turn around and order effectively free parts from Samsung for new iPhones and iPads.

    It's getting harder and harder to have a professional respect for Apple.

    eh, I hate me some Apple but not because of this case. It's just one battle in a loooong series of patent trollings and counter trollings between the big players. Why do you think Google paid 12 fucking billion dollars for Samsung? The company is not worth a fraction of that. But they have patents like wow.

    Not samsung, but of course it is about patent trolling. Which is because our patent system allows such horrible trolling.

    Though the apple v. samsung case will be appealed and keep going and going and going.

    As though anyone honestly expected an American jury to rule against Apple?

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