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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PIE-LONS

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    My grandma made such food rhubarb pie oh man

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    RubberAC wrote: »
    Strawberry Rhubarb is the best pie thread finished pack your things everyone

    nope, everytime i have rhubarb pie i'm reminded we have an angry and spiteful god

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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Rhubarb is the only proper choice. Followed closely by key lime and pecan. Pasties are also a good thing.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Good god English cooking is not that bad

    It's an idiotic stereotype

    English cuisine is not the same as cooking by the English!

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I've been meaning to try cheddar on pie sometime. It sounds strange but I mean, why would people want it if it tasted awful?
    Plenty of people love eating ass. Does that mean it tastes good?

    Since when has putting cheese in places where it doesn't belong been un-American?

    The only thing more American than that is adding bacon to things.

    Bacon is an integral part of the American dream. It can...no...must be put on anything and everything.
    You approach my pie with a slice of fucking cheese and it's on.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Get out of here with that goddamn bacon talk

    God I am so sick of people sucking off bacon all the time

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'd love to suck off some bacon right now.

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    bacon is amazing, but indeed the internet has taken bacon love too far

    when i found out there was gummi bacon i wanted to break something

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Bacon isn't that great.

    It's merely one part of a delicious animal.

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    If bacon had a dick, I would gladly suck it off.
    There. I said it.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    I have had bacon soda

    It tastes like bacon

    And you know what

    Liquid bacon is fucking disgusting

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Get out of here with that goddamn bacon talk

    God I am so sick of people sucking off bacon all the time
    although I was the one who brought it up, I actually agree with this

    bacon is not that good

    also, adding bacon to a dish doesn't equal culinary creativity

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I've been meaning to try cheddar on pie sometime. It sounds strange but I mean, why would people want it if it tasted awful?

    One of my favorite snacks is Ritz + slice of cheddar + applesauce. It's like a cheap and easy bite-sized cheddar apple pie, the combination of flavors is quite pleasing.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    You know what else is good?

    Cake.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Get out of here with that goddamn bacon talk

    God I am so sick of people sucking off bacon all the time

    Bacon is only appropriate when cooked correctly. Not too cripsy, where you can tell it came from a pig.

    It's also only appropriate when you use the fuckin bacon grease/fat to cook some part of the rest of the dish.

    So the vast majority of bacon is doing it wrong. Fast food bacon is doing it wrong. Bacon bits crumbled up like rat droppings and sprinkled on my soup is doing it wrong.

    If I get fast food pig bullshit, I'm gonna get a sausage. Because you can't rightly fuck up sausage!

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    I'd like to state, for the record, that adding bacon to something is very different from turning bacon into something.
    Salad+bacon=tasty
    Bacon->beverage=no

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    I made inside-out german chocolate cake a week or two ago

    It was goooood

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Meat pasty followed by apple pie yes please and thank you

  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    i love bacon on my ninja zombie pie with a scoop of raptor jesus unicorn pirate

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I made inside-out german chocolate cake a week or two ago

    It was goooood


    I made this a while ago.

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    It was amazing!

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    i am forever wary of cakes cuz when i was a kid i had an abysmal birthday cake one year

    it was a mickey cake, but the black frosting tasted like concentrated buttholes and it had jelly in it

    who the fuck puts jelly in a cake?

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  • StraightziStraightzi I am growing weaker, and the night is coming on. If He can look me in the face again, I may not have time to act...Registered User regular
    I'd like to state, for the record, that adding bacon to something is very different from turning bacon into something.
    Salad+bacon=tasty
    Bacon->beverage=no

    Someone's a little fatty, ain't he?

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    i am forever wary of cakes cuz when i was a kid i had an abysmal birthday cake one year

    it was a mickey cake, but the black frosting tasted like concentrated buttholes and it had jelly in it

    who the fuck puts jelly in a cake?

    Jelly as a filling? No thanks

    But jelly/jam as a glaze between layers? Hecks yes, especially if it's homemade apricot mmmmmmm

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I just realized my brother's coffee machine is hideous in that photo.

    But you shouldn't be looking at that.

    You should look at the delicious looking cake.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    I made apple pies this week, but there weren't any Mackintosh or Spartan apples at the store (which make the best pies). I had to settle for golden delicious and it was mediocre.

    Cherry pies are the best though! Or pumpkin pies right around Thanksgiving, mmmm.

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  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    i love a good danish

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Oh last weekend I made jelly donuts with a recipe @neville sent me

    They were great! Also man so much oil. It always amazes me how much those things puff up once you fry 'em. I mean, it makes sense - but still.

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    It took me awhile to figure what figment of my memory
    held the reference
    of which the title of this thread holds.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    All you rhubarb haters can kiss my ass and my anus

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    i love bacon on my ninja zombie pie with a scoop of raptor jesus unicorn pirate

    Don't forget to cook it until it's just that right amount of epic

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    All you rhubarb haters can kiss my ass and my anus
    that would taste better than a rhubarb pie

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    i love bacon on my ninja zombie pie with a scoop of raptor jesus unicorn pirate

    Don't forget to cook it until it's just that right amount of epic

    Also be sure to pwn the latticework by soaking the dough in cold water first.

    For the win.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    i do love me some pie

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

    But I'm not!

    Also it's not like they make cheese soap or cheese candy

    Well they do make cheese candies, I guess

    I once had Kit-Kats with cheese filling that I got from the Japanese supermarket

    Guess what, it was nasty as fuck

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    japan has a strange thing with candy, they will make literally anything they can think off

    once my buddy came back from japan and gave me some pocky adult which was dark chocolate and had some nuts stuck to it

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

    The fuck? Do you have any idea how wide a variety of cheese types there are?

    There are cheesemongers.

    There are no baconites

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  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    aw yeah shove that adult pocky in my adult pocky

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    I have had cola gum from Japan

    It is mad gross

    There is also video (well, audio) proof of me and DE?AD eating some during a LP

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