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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PIE-LONS

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    excuse me there are absolutely baconneliers

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  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    excuse me as i have to eat this whole thing of salami now

    localhjay on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    excuse me there are absolutely baconneliers

    : |

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Now if we're gonna talk about bacon I like

    I like me some thick-cut bacon

    Mmm

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Salami is the fruit of the gods.
    Also, my son calls Plants vs Zombies "Plants vs Salamis".

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  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    candied bacon is probably the best thing to happen, ever

  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

    The fuck? Do you have any idea how wide a variety of cheese types there are?

    There are cheesemongers.

    There are no baconites

    Those who demand cheese at every meal and profess OMG CHEESE at every opportunity are usually not the ones that enjoy all its varieties. I enjoy a good gruyere or funky blue as much as the next guy, but there is a time and a place.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Toasted rice candy is awesome

    So is milk candy

    In other news I make a pie crust with secret cheddar cheese and people go fucking apeshit and fight for pieces, so haters

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  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    my favorite cheese is the spicy orange goo that comes with lunchables nachos

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I am not a big fan of blue cheese

    Except in that pioneer woman recipe

    Some goat cheese is welcome in a salad, though

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    I can feel my arteries harden just looking at this monstrosity
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  • TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    are you talking about the blue cheese and onion steak sauce? because yeah that's what sold me on a good funky blue

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    the fuck

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    are you talking about the blue cheese and onion steak sauce? because yeah that's what sold me on a good funky blue

    Yeah!

    By itself I really dislike it, but in that sauce? Holy shit.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

    The fuck? Do you have any idea how wide a variety of cheese types there are?

    There are cheesemongers.

    There are no baconites

    Those who demand cheese at every meal and profess OMG CHEESE at every opportunity are usually not the ones that enjoy all its varieties. I enjoy a good gruyere or funky blue as much as the next guy, but there is a time and a place.

    There are people who don't have cheese at every meal?

    Like

    I guess I might be considered to demand it

    Because if it is not there, someone has clearly made an error in their preparation of my meal

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I can feel my arteries harden just looking at this monstrosity
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    I had something pretty similar to this at Denny's Sunday

    No donut buns, but it had hash browns in it as well

    Turned my ass into a fire hose, it did

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    You know what's pretty nice? Muffins. I enjoy the ones named blueberry and also those called pumpkin.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    a bit of Stilton, a few ritz crackers

    there's your dinner right there

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

    The fuck? Do you have any idea how wide a variety of cheese types there are?

    There are cheesemongers.

    There are no baconites

    Those who demand cheese at every meal and profess OMG CHEESE at every opportunity are usually not the ones that enjoy all its varieties. I enjoy a good gruyere or funky blue as much as the next guy, but there is a time and a place.

    This is a silly thing to say. How often one enjoys cheese doesn't have anything to do with how broad one's tastes for it are?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I can feel my arteries harden just looking at this monstrosity
    the-ladys-brunch-hurger-350x262.jpg

    I had something pretty similar to this at Denny's Sunday

    No donut buns, but it had hash browns in it as well

    Turned my ass into a fire hose, it did

    that's probably just because it was from Denny's, bro

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    One time I had a burger with TWO PATTIES.

  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    i don't want no one talkin no mess on denny's

    they are america's crown jewel

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    neville wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I can feel my arteries harden just looking at this monstrosity
    the-ladys-brunch-hurger-350x262.jpg

    I had something pretty similar to this at Denny's Sunday

    No donut buns, but it had hash browns in it as well

    Turned my ass into a fire hose, it did

    that's probably just because it was from Denny's, bro

    Yeah well

    It was two in the afternoon and my hangover hadn't gone away yet

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I wonder how sodas at fast food places are sized in other countries...

    Because here a "medium" is like 24 ounces or some shit.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I used to make pretty decadent breakfast sandwiches

    Hamburger bun, inside of which was some ham, two slices of bacon, and a fried egg that was fried in the bacon grease

    Sometimes some hash browns too

    So, so bad

    But so, so, so good

  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wonder how sodas at fast food places are sized in other countries...

    Because here a "medium" is like 24 ounces or some shit.
    wendy's small is something ridiculous
    i always have to remember not to get medium because the cup is so fucking huge

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Next time I make an apple pie I'm totally doing the latticework proper

    Previous times I've kinda cheated

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    excuse me there are absolutely baconneliers

    : |

    I have proof of Ubik's statement from this very forum.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I should learn to make a good chicken pot

    Make a good sized one

    Live off it for a week

  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I should learn to make a good chicken pot

    Make a good sized one

    Live off it for a week

    if i made a giant chicken pot pie, i'd likely scald my hands and face badly

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    To be fair

    I say that I'd live off it for a week

    But no, I'd just spend an evening gettin' fat and scalded

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    But what an evening it would be!

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    eh I only eat pumpkin pie. I think I had pecan pie once, it was okay

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Jars, as much as I like pumpkin pie...

    there are so, so many more pies out there. Broaden your horizons.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Sweet Potato Pie is pretty aces. I can make a good one, too.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm really not a fan of pie actually.

    I will eat pumpkin pie, but that's it.

  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    my brother just handed me some mexican candy

    it was actually salt flavored like pickles

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Actually some mexican candy is pretty good.

    We had some like, strawberry paste stuff once.

    It was tasty.

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    why is it that pie-haters only eat pumpkin pie.

    Why not something like apple. Or cherry.

    Or even something like french silk pie which is like chocolate and whipped cream and that's it.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Cant talk shit about bacon-love if you turn around and gush as annoyingly about cheese.

    The fuck? Do you have any idea how wide a variety of cheese types there are?

    There are cheesemongers.

    There are no baconites

    Those who demand cheese at every meal and profess OMG CHEESE at every opportunity are usually not the ones that enjoy all its varieties. I enjoy a good gruyere or funky blue as much as the next guy, but there is a time and a place.

    There are people who don't have cheese at every meal?

    Like

    I guess I might be considered to demand it

    Because if it is not there, someone has clearly made an error in their preparation of my meal

    This right here, is a good opinion.

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