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games you have invented
Local H Jay
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me and my brother invented a game called "off guard"
where you wait until the person is off guard, and fart as close to their face as possible
there is no winning, only endless farts in faces
please, share your games with me
where you wait until the person is off guard, and fart as close to their face as possible
there is no winning, only endless farts in faces
please, share your games with me
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Steam
Learned my lessons. Never tell anyone the games you're working on. NICE TRY.
Why I fear the ocean.
yes
then, farted on him
What spring does with the cherry trees.
you hire a stripper to come to the party. he or she comes in normal clothes and just hangs out at the party, drinking and being normal.
near the end of the night, people come up to you and plop a certain amount of cash in your hand. they guess who the stripper is. if they get it right, they win the money from all the guesses. shame and anger comes from guessing wrong.
no one has won guess the stripper.
Bonzi Buddy!
Which is played like so
While drinking whenever someone burps if you say I did that before the person who actually burped that person owes you a drink at the bar
Nobody is allowed to say "I did that" before the burp is complete. Exception is the person who is burping who is allowed to say "I did that" while burping, which doesn't really get you anything but high fives
You drink every time someone says "unsub"
Play only with weak alcohol.
That was the only time I've blacked out while drinking
there is one involving taking shots every time MJ dunks
the first 5 minutes is a montage of MJ dunking
That game was fucking aces. I bet everyone has played it. I want a giant, adult sized playground dedicated to The Carpet is Lava.
I did not create it but damn if it isn't funny.
This game is called cirrhosis?
Do you shit at the same time? I want to play with some friends but would like to know the rules.
It seems unfair if you are the first to shit
The Springsteen version of "Santa Claus is Comin to Town" came on and "Drink Every Time Bruce Says 'Santa Claus is Comin to Town'" was invented. It involves quite a bit of drinking which becomes nonstop at the end when he repeats the line over and over again.
Good times.
if someone makes a comment to which you can successfully respond "that's what she said", they take a drink.
if you can't really "that's what she said" it and you try to anyway, you're a dickhead. take a drink.
Steam
in that movie they do these things called home runs, which is taking a hit from a bong -> taking a shot -> chugging a beer
we attempted this at a party, i actually collapsed the first time i tried it
we had a game that was basically dodgeball but with silly slammers
I think the winner was determined by who had the least amount of bruises.
It was dumb, and I'm glad I only ever did it once.
Steam
But between my brother and I, if we have to take a third shit in a single day, the third shit is known as The Prestige.
You forgot to mention you hold the bong hit until you finish chugging the beer. I've seen a few people get sick this way.
My female cousins had absolutely zero interest in playing with Barbie dolls the traditional way, and instead held them in such a way that they could stab each other with the feet, otherwise known as the pointy end.
and sidewalk tiles
apparently my dad and sister both do this as well
it's not very fun
walking with people and trying to do this makes you look insane so i just ignore it and focus on talking