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Leaked PA game Screenshots. (No, not really)

shamusyoungshamusyoung Registered User new member
edited March 2007 in Games and Technology
I cannot reveal what secret sources I used to obtain these screenshots from the upcoming game. I will neither confirm nor deny that it involved a handoff in a dark alley.

From the Tycho portion of the game:
pa_game_tycho.jpg

From the Gabe portion of the game:
pa_game_gabe.jpg

Other insider info:
  • Sources report that the final end-game boss for Tycho requires you to write a palindromic haiku. (If you're playing on hard, it must be in French.)
  • The ending for Gabe involves procuring a Pac-Man wristwatch from Tycho, by making use of some sort of tube. My source could not elaborate.
  • For the less-than-astute: This is all mere prevarication.

Perhaps there are others out there with different screenshots, or perhaps speculation about the contents of the game. I would like to see them.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't trust you.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.

    Willeth on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    These look doctored.

    Zombiemambo on
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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    yippee.

    a stupid topic

    Legacy on
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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Pata on
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  • MordrackMordrack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    Mordrack on
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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    The hell it isn't

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    Except for the part where the letters are the same regardless of whether its read forwards or backwards.

    But, yeah, other than that, you're right.

    jclast on
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.
    You must not know what a palindrome is.

    SirToasty on
  • MordrackMordrack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    The hell it isn't
    I would have figured that each line itself had to be. I see what you did now though.

    Mordrack on
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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hate adventure games. But I'd totally love this adventure game.

    Please tell me I'd get to pee on stuff?

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    Why are the fonts and text colors lifted straight from Monkey Island?

    Echo on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    The hell it isn't
    I would have figured that each line itself had to be. I see what you did now though.

    But do you guys know what game that haiku is from?

    Me Too! on
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    The hell it isn't
    I would have figured that each line itself had to be. I see what you did now though.

    But do you guys know what game that haiku is from?

    Japan.

    Bearcat on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Yes, the famous "japan". The most popular game of all time...

    Me Too! on
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Me 1, Everybody else, unknown.

    Bearcat on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    Me 1, Everybody else, unknown.

    Wow. Sarcasm goes unnoticed on PA forums. Weird.

    Seriously, I'll give a cookie to whoever can tell me what online game that haiku is from.

    Me Too! on
  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Mordrack wrote: »
    Arcibi wrote: »
    Willeth wrote: »
    a palindromic haiku.
    Oh God, this is something I absolutely must do.
    Oh evil satan,
    Oscillate my metallic
    Sonatas live. Ho!
    That's not palindromic in the least.

    The hell it isn't
    I would have figured that each line itself had to be. I see what you did now though.

    But do you guys know what game that haiku is from?

    It's been a while since I played, but that's not Kingdom of Loathing, is it?

    jclast on
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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This game would kick ass and you all know it. Even though the genre of the game has been stated I wouldn't be surprised if they actually put crazy retro moments like this in, a little like when you play those minigames in God Hand to the bleepy-bloo-esqe soundtracks

    Hotlead Junkie on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    Me 1, Everybody else, unknown.

    Wow. Sarcasm goes unnoticed on PA forums. Weird.

    Seriously, I'll give a cookie to whoever can tell me what online game that haiku is from.

    How ironic you should say that.

    Bearcat on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    jclast wrote: »

    It's been a while since I played, but that's not Kingdom of Loathing, is it?


    DING! You get a cookie! Bonus points if you know what the reward is on that quest.

    Me Too! on
  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Echo wrote: »
    Why are the fonts and text colors lifted straight from Monkey Island?

    Clearly it is in early Theta stage of development.

    Garthor on
  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jclast wrote: »

    It's been a while since I played, but that's not Kingdom of Loathing, is it?


    DING! You get a cookie! Bonus points if you know what the reward is on that quest.

    Some devil imps from Hey Deze. I think you need them to get a Pagoda at your campsite.

    jclast on
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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Houk on
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Goddamn, I love this place. Can't ask this question anywhere else and get an answer that's actually right.

    Me Too! on
  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Houk wrote: »

    So google pointed you to the KoL Wiki. What does that have to do with cookies?

    jclast on
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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    seriously though, those flowers are pretty stupid

    and gay

    EDIT: also this is not the kingdom of loathing thread

    scrivenerjones on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jclast wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »

    So google pointed you to the KoL Wiki. What does that have to do with cookies?
    he said whoever gets it right gets a cookie. and google always gets it right. so it always gets your cookies.

    Houk on
  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Houk wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »

    So google pointed you to the KoL Wiki. What does that have to do with cookies?
    he said whoever gets it right gets a cookie. and google always gets it right. so it always gets your cookies.

    I'll take "People who are retarded" for $500. Who is me?

    Sometimes you Internet people with all your cleverness make me feel dumb.

    jclast on
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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jclast wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    jclast wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »

    So google pointed you to the KoL Wiki. What does that have to do with cookies?
    he said whoever gets it right gets a cookie. and google always gets it right. so it always gets your cookies.

    I'll take "People who are retarded" for $500. Who is me?

    Sometimes you Internet people with all your cleverness make me feel dumb.
    well, i do have a +5 ring of internet savvy, as well as the blessed keyboard of logitechronia.

    Houk on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Now if I don't get to Kick Gay Flowers in the real game, I'll be let down. Thanks a lot, jackass.

    august on
  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ingest

    SithDrummer on
  • GrimCalaveraGrimCalavera Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    august wrote: »
    Now if I don't get to Kick Gay Flowers in the real game, I'll be let down. Thanks a lot, jackass.


    No joke, this thread has honestly doubled my expectations of Gabe's segment in the game.

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  • tarnoktarnok Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ingest

    Curse you! I was looking through the responses to see if anyone else had caught that.

    Edit: Thinking about it, having a world which you can play through as either character, seeing the same world through two different lenses as it were, sounds awesome.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Hopefully we'll get a text-adventure portion. I posted this in the previous PA game thread and I hope you like it:
    You are standing in a dark room. You are likely to get fucked by a Fruit Fucker.

    > get ye flask

    You cannot get ye flask.

    > attack fruit fucker

    Attack Fruit Fucker with what?

    > attack fruit fucker with tube

    What is a tube?

    > attack fruit fucker with cardboard tube

    You miss. The Fruit Fucker fucks you. You are dead.

    Although i can see that being an issue if you had to play a text adventure portion with a software keyboard on a console.

    Einhander on
  • DameonBrassDameonBrass Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    Hopefully we'll get a text-adventure portion. I posted this in the previous PA game thread and I hope you like it:
    You are standing in a dark room. You are likely to get fucked by a Fruit Fucker.

    > get ye flask

    You cannot get ye flask.

    > attack fruit fucker

    Attack Fruit Fucker with what?

    > attack fruit fucker with tube

    What is a tube?

    > attack fruit fucker with cardboard tube

    You miss. The Fruit Fucker fucks you. You are dead.

    Although i can see that being an issue if you had to play a text adventure portion with a software keyboard on a console.


    that and maybe if we're lucky we can also wrap our heads around the puzzle that is, "What is delicious?"

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Somebody send this thread to the dudes. Or like one of the dudes who is likely to see it and maybe show it to the other dudes.

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  • SynonymousSynonymous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    These look doctored.

    They clearly are, for in Tycho's scenario
    "vilify" is misspelled.

    I mean, come on, people. That shouldn't have waited till page *2*.

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