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Chicken Wangs and other food that makes you breathe fire
Jimothy
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So tomorrow night I'm going for the Triple Atomic wings at Quaker Steak. Everyone keeps telling me I'm dumb and will go to the hospital, but I prefer to think I'm dumb and won't go to the hospital.
I'm not too worried about it-- yet. To be honest, I'm psyched. I tend to love spicy foods. Or at least, I seem to have a higher tolerance than the people I associate with, because no one else likes the hot salsa at Chipotle and I think it's about as mild (and tasty) as candy. Maybe not the best example, I'm sure it doesn't compare.
Anyway, the main reason I made this topic is to talk strategy. Should I go in cold, or warm myself up with the lesser sauces first? What do the veterans recommend?
Do you guys like challenging yourselves and others to eating a lot of food/really hot food? Anyone else tried this or something similar?
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scoville scale and is as strong as military grade pepper spray
That's just silly.
Also if you have to go to bathroom don't touch your penis.
Do they make you sign a waiver like Cluck-U does with the 911 sauce?
you're gonna feel it for a few days after I bet
There is a waiver for the Atomic and Triple Atomic.
Never had those but the triple atomics are 500,000 on the Scoville thingy, and you do have to sign a waiver as far as I know.
It's just the opposite, actually. My peers are pressuring me not to do it.
There's also some healthy competition, as I've roped my usual food challenge opponent into doing it, as well as a third guy who thinks it will be easy.
Yeah
Have fun, holmes
Because I could see building up to it being good in the sense of getting your mouth used to the idea, but I could also see it being counter-intuitive and wearing you down/adding another few layers of spice for you mouth to deal with.
suck them down faster than your taste buds can register the sensation
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Once you take that first bite, there's no escaping it. The only thing that's gonna be able to help is finishing then giving it time to cool off.
Really not my style, I've eaten some "atomic" wings at places before and it's not enjoyable. Like, there's so much heat to it, you can't enjoy the food. It's really all just macho bullshit to show off and see who can suffer the longest.
Damn.
911 sauce tops out at around 300,000 I think.
Good luck. I love spicy food, but I've never been into the whole competitive aspect of it. I'd rather just have some sriracha and call it a day.
Sort of related: I have this capsaicin-based nasal spray that works like a charm. It's pretty much the only nose spray I use now.
that stuff will mess you up
I tried it many years ago
no, vomiting and drooling and snot running everywhere is far more likely
Only I forgot to get napkins, so anyone who walked by my car and looked in would see what appeared to be a young man eating a six-inch sub while sobbing uncontrollably.
Yeah, they're just sauced chicken fingers, but they're so easy to eat.
sometimes i'm feeling lazy and just want some damn chicken
I can't understand why anyone would want to do but hey, to each their own.
I too love boneless wings
I don't particularly like the heat-heavy sauces though, I'd much prefer a modestly spicy-yet-flavorful barbecue
thai food is my favorite
or a nice general tso chicken followed by a coke de mexico
that makes for a happy day
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
holy shit jerk sauce is delicious, especially when paired with a pina colada
also this
a huge jar full of tequila and habaneros
fucking shit, i don't think i ever need to do another shot like that.
would have gone with chick dicks for the rhyming aspect but pip is essentially correct
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other