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Return of the Headlines Thread: More at 11
Meissnerd
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This thread is designed to let forumers post what happened to them during the day. The brilliance of this format is that you have to be brief, and somewhat witty.
To make a headline, all you have to do is:
Use the bold font for the headline
Then use the italics to create the subtitle
Easy, huh?
To make a headline, all you have to do is:
Use the bold font for the headline
Then use the italics to create the subtitle
Easy, huh?
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"What a fucking rip," he said, "all I want to do is go to DC without worrying about my fucking tests."
Also:
Fry's Dog Episode Plays on Adult Swim
Student cries like a bitch.
Forumer excited that he's around to participate in this one
Birthday Girl enjoys cake, then promptly vomits on father, ruining evening & NCIS
also
Local Boy sought in area tire-slashings
Mother sought for cruelty, abuse, naming son "Local Boy"
Eww.
Dinner is followed by point-and-click adventure games.
Just relax sir, she'll give you the medicine in a moment!
No joke. She was perfectly fine after, which was fortunate for her - I was not happy. There are people on this planet who, through some mental defect, enjoy being puked on. I, praise Your Diety of Choice, am not one of them.
Ahh, Airplane. A great movie.
"I'll check my laundries pockets better next time" youth vows.
He miraculously passes
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Is too stupid to even participate in the OP
Please tell me
Can't you read?
He already did
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
"It wasn't as expensive as I thought."
Polls read: absolutely
Now feels need to ruthlessly punch kittens and make guttoral noises
waves good-bye to wife, will to live
They're gonna be so delicious, and I will watch cartoons while devouring them.
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Make it double
Its really fuzzy
Feels 15 pounds lighter
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Speculation persists as to how the gene pool has become so polluted
Bitches and moans to everyone within earshot
STEAM!
"They could be coming down with a strain of bird flu," suggest local doctors.
STEAM!
I mean...
Martian
Moderators
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Man Claims To Have Canker Sore Also
Pandemic Scare Proven False
Instigators of "Canker Sore" pandemic actually infected from kissing one another.
"Everything hurts like a motherfucker," explains man.
STEAM!
"oh jesus my brain hurts" he says
Further Investigation Reveals Herpes
Kayaking and Mountain Climbing Result
Accounting Software tells him he shouldn't have bought said software
Local Man Struggles to Find Anything to Eat, Sans Salt
"Why did I buy so many salty products with this knife-pain in my mouth?" questions man.
STEAM!
Still hasn't finished his backlog.
Experts Predict Darwinism Will Soon Claim Fish's Life
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Even people that don't post don't give a shit.
Just don't read their posts
"Ignore is pretty great!" she comments.
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"Why wont he just shut up?" query forumers, adding later, "Cocks, maybe dicks."
STEAM!
Praise aplenty given to useful SE++ers.