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[PA Comic] Wednesday, August 29, 2012 - The Universal Worm

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited August 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub
The Universal Worm


The Universal Worm
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/08/29

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Tycho is blowing into that sandwich

    alt post:

    Tycho is eating that harmonica.

  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    "I want you twist your dick around"

    I think that might be missing a "to" somewhere in there, but that could just be me.

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  • Groosenat0rGroosenat0r http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy70Z6x00TM SkyloftRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Who will I hire to do away with my thunderworms now? Also it looks like Tycho rolled a 20 to make that awesome sandvich!

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Tycho is blowing into that sandwich

    Can not un-see.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    At least it isn't rats or boars.

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    tardcore wrote: »
    "I want you twist your dick around"

    I think that might be missing a "to" somewhere in there, but that could just be me.

    "I want to you twist your dick around" ...?

    Um ... I think it's you.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    kingworks wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    "I want you twist your dick around"

    I think that might be missing a "to" somewhere in there, but that could just be me.

    "I want to you twist your dick around" ...?

    Um ... I think it's you.

    No.

    I want you to twist your dick around"

    It is missing the "to".

  • OddfishOddfish On opposite weeks In odd numbered monthsRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    kingworks wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    "I want you twist your dick around"

    I think that might be missing a "to" somewhere in there, but that could just be me.

    "I want to you twist your dick around" ...?

    Um ... I think it's you.

    No.

    I want you to twist your dick around"

    It is missing the "to".

    I think that was meant in jest.

    Also, that is a mighty sandwich. I can't wait to see the edits forum on this one.

  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Groosenat0r wrote: »
    Who will I hire to do away with my thunderworms now?

    Kevin Bacon. (Or Michael Gross if they start growing wings.)

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Oddfish wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    kingworks wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    "I want you twist your dick around"

    I think that might be missing a "to" somewhere in there, but that could just be me.

    "I want to you twist your dick around" ...?

    Um ... I think it's you.

    No.

    I want you to twist your dick around"

    It is missing the "to".

    I think that was meant in jest.

    Also, that is a mighty sandwich. I can't wait to see the edits forum on this one.

    My sarcasm detector was coming up inconclusive. That one could have gone either way.

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    My sarcasm detector was coming to up inconclusive. That one could have gone either way.
    FTFY.

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  • RaveBombRaveBomb Registered User regular
    Oh gawd, the Relic Knights kickstarter just added Gabe and Tycho extras. Going to love the newspost for this one.

    I'm off to pirate more music, steal software, and knock down little old ladies, then later I'm going to cover my self in Yak's blood, and lay in a pentagram, while reading some Marxist literature and praying to a heathen god.

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  • NeuroskepticNeuroskeptic Registered User regular
    When I quit WoW I made a solemn vow to never again kill a specified number of small monsters for anyone, no matter how much gold they were offering me and no matter how desperate their plight. Worms on farms, kobolds in mines, they are all safe when I'm around.

    Except in GW2 where it doesn't count because it's an "event" not a quest.

  • CandymancerCandymancer Registered User regular
    I haven't picked the game up yet, but I'm keeping up with it and what everyone is saying is don't be human. Or at least don't play the human starting area. Otherwise it's 20 levels of centaurs.

  • lizbotlizbot Registered User regular
    Centaur killing starts to feel a lot like genocide after awhile. :Ia But oh the loot you gain from trying to wipe out a society of horsemen.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Eh, those first two panels are relayed kinda awkwardly

    Reminded me of this great one, though:

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    You know what I'm done with? Bats. Fuck bats. Every game ever, people say "we need a flying enemy" and some egghead has to say "How about bats!" Fuck that guy. Fire him. Fire him right now.
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    Look at that little thing. Adorable. Precocious. Most importantly fucking tiny. If there is any scenario after I hit that guy with a sword beyond "he fucking explodes into guts" somewhere along the way you have chained yourself to the insane shackles of genericism. I love Guild Wars 2 but goddammit if I don't want to throttle the guy who felt that a giant bat was a good idea for an enemy. Spiders, okay, whatever. Tolkien. Callbacks. I get it. But no more fucking bats. I don't want any Vampire Bats, I don't want a Dracula Bat, I don't want a ZuBat. No more bats. We're done. Bats are the zombie of the rpg. No more games with bats in them for five years.

    At least with rats I can pretend I'm in Princess Bride.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Bats get lumped in because of their historical connection to vampires. Vampires=evil, vampires can turn into bads, therefore bats=evil.

    I'm sure it has more to do with the fact that humans have historically feared what comes out at night when we can't see as well, but I'm sticking with the vampire connection.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    All that said, I'll be happy when MMOs evolve beyond fed ex and kill quests. At least with Star Wars, the class quests were mostly interesting. The other normal quests was mostly the same, unfortunately.

  • cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    The Secret World has some very novel, interesting quests (amidst a sea of standard MMO dreck).

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Reminded me of this great one, though:

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    I am glad that I am not the only one who thought of this.

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  • FlakesFlakes Registered User regular
    lizbot wrote: »
    Centaur killing starts to feel a lot like genocide after awhile. :Ia But oh the loot you gain from trying to wipe out a society of horsemen.
    But what if you want boots D:
    I guess worms wouldn't help you there, either

  • GriswoldGriswold that's rough, buddyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Darth_Mogs wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    Reminded me of this great one, though:

    254126408_82Zob-L-2.jpg

    I am glad that I am not the only one who thought of this.

    also this:
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  • LttlefootLttlefoot Registered User regular
    As long as I know exactly how many worms I have to kill, and they respawn fast enough that I'm not waiting around or constantly roaming the perimeter of their spawn area, I don't mind this sort of quest

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