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My Job {Still} Sucks Thread

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That's kinda the problem, I don't really have any

    My dreams are currently just 'a job that pays okay and that isn't too stressful'

  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    well do what i did when i chose my major and now career

    what do you spend a whole lotta time reading about on the internet just because you find it interesting or neat

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uh

    Video games

    And I am not an artist nor a programmer

    So that's out

  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    have you considered learning programming at an educational institution and in your free time

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Ehhhh. Maybe. I'm bad at math though.

    I just don't want to work at the newspaper for the rest of my life please god don't make me work here forever

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Ehhhh. Maybe. I'm bad at math though.

    I just don't want to work at the newspaper for the rest of my life please god don't make me work here forever

    It's ok, newspapers will probably go extinct before you're old enough to retire anyways.

  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    that's the spirit!

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    3 hours into the shift and we've done pretty much everything we can do

    Now I need to appear busy for the next 5 hours otherwise the boss will find some bullshit job for us

    Like cleaning

    Do you have any idea how pointless it is to clean a steel mill?

    Going from grunt to management did really weird things to my "oh we have some downtime, let me just stand here and relax and maybe talk to somebody for a minute" habit. In that none of my employees are allowed to have it

    it is changing me

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    i just hope my new job goes well and i actually like working in a corporate environment, because if things pan out i could make a pretty solid career of working for Ricoh, especially if i get transferred to the branch i'd really like to work in given my education

    i would adore job security, benefits and, most importantly, not having to job hunt for a very very long time

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    So would I!

    Man, at least if new guy was sick today then I wouldn't have to stay any longer.

    Yesterday was fine, just dammit, he picked the one fucking day of the week when it would be a huge inconvenience to me.

  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Mori, I think of you whenever I take over for our new guy. He has a newly minted baby, and as I am the one that trained him, I can make sure he gets home at a reasonable time. Also I'm hourly and he is salaried, so we both love this arrangement.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I'm also exaggerating when I say huge inconvenience, of courae.

    I'm still hourly, which really isn't bad, but still.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    3 hours into the shift and we've done pretty much everything we can do

    Now I need to appear busy for the next 5 hours otherwise the boss will find some bullshit job for us

    Like cleaning

    Do you have any idea how pointless it is to clean a steel mill?

    Going from grunt to management did really weird things to my "oh we have some downtime, let me just stand here and relax and maybe talk to somebody for a minute" habit. In that none of my employees are allowed to have it

    it is changing me

    yesssssss

    one of ussssss

    I've actually thought about taking a company job here and quitting the union.

    But it would mean a pay cut and they are notoriously shitty to the bosses

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I'd never want to be a supervisor

    Man that would suck

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'd never want to be a supervisor

    Man that would suck

    It really can. Because suddenly you are responsible for employees being super shitty at their jobs.


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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Sharepoint is stupid

    TFS is lame and its VS integration has caused me nothing bt pain

    I read TFS as teefs and was wondering what alternate lifestyle practice was denoted by VS for a good 3-4 seconds.

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    I want to be a supervisor but only because of the better hours. And really my only responsibility would be making the schedule the other supervisor takes the heat for job performance.

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    virgin sacrifices

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Mori being a supervisor is pretty darn good way to progress your career though

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Sure, but this is not an industry I see a future in.

    Plus I don't think I'll ever be a supervisor here anyway.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yeah the point is moot if you're not going to be moving into a supervisory role

    I would argue that even if you don't want a career in the newspaper industry, a supervisor role would still be desirable because a) The experience b) You can put it on your resume, which is never going to hurt c) More money (I'm assuming?)

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Actually, I have considered supervising pretty often. I like teaching people things, and I really enjoy trying to find effecient ways to handle work-loads. "I'll do this thing, so you can work on that thing."

    How quickly do you get over the whole "I have to be the dick that fires people and/or denies PTO" thing? Because I don't know about that...

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  • MorblitzMorblitz Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    edit: Ah I shouldn't complain/give out too much information.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Stale wrote: »
    I remember when I had never worked in Development.

    I had hope back then, and dreams, and pride. I even thought that somewhere good people existed and were happy.



    ahhhh youth.

    I've been in software development/programming/engineering/whatever they call it nowadays for only five years, now, since graduating. How long do you imagine I've got left before I become bitter, jaded and twisted?

    (assuming i'm not there already. I DO take zoloft)

    (edit: why the hell do these forums seem to double-quote-tag everything?)

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Actually, I have considered supervising pretty often. I like teaching people things, and I really enjoy trying to find effecient ways to handle work-loads. "I'll do this thing, so you can work on that thing."

    How quickly do you get over the whole "I have to be the dick that fires people and/or denies PTO" thing? Because I don't know about that...

    Lets ask @Stale

    Mostly because I love Stale stories

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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    Jesus Christ on a cracker. If this idiot does one more shit bug ticket I will print them all up and shove them down his throat so he chokes to death on his own idiocy.

    Got this winner today.
    Customer says his tool doesn't work right.

    Of course it was marked critical.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Yeah the point is moot if you're not going to be moving into a supervisory role

    I would argue that even if you don't want a career in the newspaper industry, a supervisor role would still be desirable because a) The experience b) You can put it on your resume, which is never going to hurt c) More money (I'm assuming?)

    All true! I don't know about the money though. They'd probably just want to give me the title and responsibilities without a raise.

    Ideally what I would do, I think, is if we could move back in with my parents I'd continue to work full-time and pay off my credit cards. Once those are paid off I'd work for maybe six months more to have enough money saved where I'd feel comfortable going part-time and going back to school full-time.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Actually, I have considered supervising pretty often. I like teaching people things, and I really enjoy trying to find effecient ways to handle work-loads. "I'll do this thing, so you can work on that thing."

    How quickly do you get over the whole "I have to be the dick that fires people and/or denies PTO" thing? Because I don't know about that...

    Well it's a case by case thing so it's hard to say and I don't know what you're tolerance for tough conversations is.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ on a cracker. If this idiot does one more shit bug ticket I will print them all up and shove them down his throat so he chokes to death on his own idiocy.

    Got this winner today.
    Customer says his tool doesn't work right.

    Of course it was marked critical.

    I remember when I did tech support at IBM there was one completely incompetent phone tech who made the worst tickets. I had to "coach" him several times and he was eventually fired for his ineptitude.

    His tickets always had stuff written into them like "customer was extremely angry and rude and I explained that there was nothing I could do and to please use nicer language". Instead of actually fixing or describing the problem....

    Yeah, no doubt the customer was fucking pissed, they got you on the phone, if I was them I would be livid too

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Actually, I have considered supervising pretty often. I like teaching people things, and I really enjoy trying to find effecient ways to handle work-loads. "I'll do this thing, so you can work on that thing."

    How quickly do you get over the whole "I have to be the dick that fires people and/or denies PTO" thing? Because I don't know about that...

    Lets ask @Stale

    Mostly because I love Stale stories

    About 30 seconds. About as long as it takes you to realize that you are now evaluated and paid based on the actions of these dirty fucking primates you have underneath you. When you were a shit-flinging monkey, you just had to skate under the radar to keep your job.

    Now you have to be responsible for these shit-flinging retards, and by God they will do what I say or I will replace their insignificant little monkey asses.

    BACK TO WORK. MAKE YOUR NUMBERS OR I WILL FIRE YOU. I DON'T CARE, I WILL END YOU AND GO TO LUNCH.


    @lednah 5 years and you aren't bitter yet? those are some kick-ass meds you have.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    @ledneh

    whatever, look above for your answer

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    but seriously, it takes a bit.

    I've been a serious manager for close to 15 years now. I still come across moments when my palms sweat, and my gut twists. This past month I had to terminate an engineer who had just come off maternity leave. It was a purely business decision. I was sorry her pregnancy was rough, I'm sorry you need more time, but I need an engineer in that desk.

    When you can do that and not feel it, you have no business being a manager anymore.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Yeah, then you're ready for CEO

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    @Stale maybe I'm not bitter because I'm not in a supervisory/team lead position yet (and dark gods willing, never will be). I'm one of the line grunts just trying to do my job right

    I never do it right oh god crisis of confidence crisis of confidence D:

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    blah

    poo
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Had a JIRA defect raised today.
    Fine, there's a code defect, it happens.

    Except the code matches the requirements.

    Query this.

    Get response: "Haven't updated the requirements documentation yet"

    Just spent 10 minutes explaining that that is not how it works. I don't care if you think it's wrong, it's not a defect unless it doesn't match requirements. If the requirements are wrong, what you are doing is raising a Change Request.

    Which means it's not my budget and you can fuck right off with that 'defect' shit until you do your damned paperwork properly.

    Goddamn people trying to get their backdoor fixes from my resources for free.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    New guy came in

    Apparently he is still sick

    Motherfucker if you are sick then call in sick

    My wife and daughter already have colds I don't want one too

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Uhhh if you got sick uns at home you're going to get it too

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Wait till Anya starts going to preschool

    She is going to drag all kinds of bacterial funk home

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Wait till Anya starts going to preschool

    She is going to drag all kinds of bacterial funk home

    I have a co-worker who has kids in preschool and kindergarten. She gets the worst fucking colds. Like goddamn.

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