So, have there been any reports of large white beams of light shooting out of the Fox News offices as the building swallows itself into an endless black void yet?
So, have there been any reports of large white beams of light shooting out of the Fox News offices as the building swallows itself into an endless black void yet?
I heard millions of cockroaches have been streaming out of roger ailes' mouth for the past day
So, have there been any reports of large white beams of light shooting out of the Fox News offices as the building swallows itself into an endless black void yet?
I heard millions of cockroaches have been streaming out of roger ailes' mouth for the past day
The west wall of their Richmond offices started bleeding and the outer face of their local affiliate in Columbus is currently sealed in an impenetrable shell of psychokinetically-active ectoplasm. Experts have been called.
I don't think they did anything other than post that video directly and link to previous articles where FOX news said the opposite of what that dude said.
So, have there been any reports of large white beams of light shooting out of the Fox News offices as the building swallows itself into an endless black void yet?
I heard millions of cockroaches have been streaming out of roger ailes' mouth for the past day
The west wall of their Richmond offices started bleeding and the outer face of their local affiliate in Columbus is currently sealed in an impenetrable shell of psychokinetically-active ectoplasm. Experts have been called.
How does this effect the brightly lit room where three guards monitor Megyn Kelly closely at all times for fear any shadow cast by her will kill again? After all it is known that she has a powerful influence over blood.
President Barack Obama's job approval reached a 15-month high during the Democratic National Convention this week, according to a Gallup poll.
The poll, conducted Tuesday-Thursday and released Friday, found that 52 percent of Americans approve of the president's job performance, up 3 percentage points from the previous survey, conducted Monday-Wednesday. In the latest poll, 43 percent disapproved of the job Obama is doing, down from 45 percent.
Obama's job approval hadn't topped 50 percent in the Gallup survey since a poll conducted June 21-23. The latest approval numbers are the president's highest since a survey conducted May 29-June 1, 2011, in which Obama registered a 53 percent approval rating.
So the thought occurs to me, why doesn't the Onion write fake comment sections? Do you think they just don't think they could do it justice?
Five years ago, they issued a team of writers to research internet comments.
We don't talk about them anymore.
Didnt the onion put out like a fake social networking or reddit type website they designed to function as a black hole for all terrible internet people? The box or something?
Posts
jk
from now on.
He'll just do that with his serious posts too
That's what I'd do
jk
Steam
I..
You realize there is no difference between that post and most posts you make here, right?
Maybe none of his posts were serious.
I know I never really took any of them seriously.
/s
What a good idea.
/s
FUCK.
/s JK
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Dang, dang
That's the AV Club, not the Onion. I forgot there was a difference until I saw people reacting to that one.
This is breaking my goddamn heart.
I'm gonna need to watch the Dollars Trilogy again to wash the taste out of my brain.
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So, have there been any reports of large white beams of light shooting out of the Fox News offices as the building swallows itself into an endless black void yet?
Five years ago, they issued a team of writers to research internet comments.
We don't talk about them anymore.
I heard millions of cockroaches have been streaming out of roger ailes' mouth for the past day
The west wall of their Richmond offices started bleeding and the outer face of their local affiliate in Columbus is currently sealed in an impenetrable shell of psychokinetically-active ectoplasm. Experts have been called.
:rotate:
I don't think they did anything other than post that video directly and link to previous articles where FOX news said the opposite of what that dude said.
How does this effect the brightly lit room where three guards monitor Megyn Kelly closely at all times for fear any shadow cast by her will kill again? After all it is known that she has a powerful influence over blood.
Didnt the onion put out like a fake social networking or reddit type website they designed to function as a black hole for all terrible internet people? The box or something?
What happened with that
this post
holy shit
i was reading it thinking "dang this is kinda weak for the onion"
nope
nope
because that blog of people who think that onion articles are real is funny enough