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Presidential Election 2012: The sexiest election since Roosevelt vs. Parker.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    2008
    my high school

    fake election for the students

    students put up posters in the school

    someone put up a poster that said "why would you vote for Obama? he doesn't even love America."

    i mentioned it to my Civics teacher at the time and he said "it's true, he doesn't."

    he also believed that fox news was even handed

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    He loves america but he's not In Love with america.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Paul "Fab Abs" Ryan
    bold steps

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    Antimatter wrote: »
    2008
    my high school

    fake election for the students

    students put up posters in the school

    someone put up a poster that said "why would you vote for Obama? he doesn't even love America."

    i mentioned it to my Civics teacher at the time and he said "it's true, he doesn't."

    he also believed that fox news was even handed

    I'm so, so, very, very sorry.

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Mitt ran the Olympics and Massachusetts! Obama's never run anything!
    Isn't he running the country as much as Mitt ran Mass?

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    Mitt ran the Olympics and Massachusetts! Obama's never run anything!
    Isn't he running the country as much as Mitt ran Mass?

    pfft, yeah, Obama's running the country...

    INTO THE GROUND!

    Am I right? Yeah, high-5! Yeah! USA! USA! USA!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Antimatter wrote: »
    2008
    my high school

    fake election for the students

    students put up posters in the school

    someone put up a poster that said "why would you vote for Obama? he doesn't even love America."

    i mentioned it to my Civics teacher at the time and he said "it's true, he doesn't."

    he also believed that fox news was even handed

    civics teacher?

    :v:

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    On account of he doesn't love the country.
    Why do you think that?
    Uh...cuz he doesn't?
    Why do you think that?
    Uh...I just, you know, um...

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    communists hate america and also he's a sodomite

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    and a ni-

    [edit] kenyan.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I'm with Soledad, the "doesn't love America" line sounds vaguely dog-whistle-y to me. Not sure why. Not to mention it is a stupid, but probably sadly fruitful, line of attack.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    yo where's that one Captain America comic

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    Nah, it's just rhetoric. It's the same as socialist and communist. He doesn't believe in Our America™ because he's a communo-socio-fascist who hates America.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Obviously Captain America doesn't love the country just like Obama. Not like we love it.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Maybe it's because it's not even proveable. If we lived in Tea Party fantasies, we could point to the super socialist agenda he's pushing. But there's really no possible fact you could have to back up the assertion that he doesn't love America. Unless we got hold of his secret America-hating diary.

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    How about the fact that he doesn't love America? Hmmm? How about that one?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    it's like two steps removed from the dogwhistling

    the whole obama hates america thing ties into the secret kenyan black marxist liberation theology narrative

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Captain America is so great.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Yeah I guess it's sort of the mild end of the "othering" spectrum. You can dip your toe in with 'black guy' or 'foreign ideas' or go whole hog with the birthers or whatever.

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Hitler's ghost

  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Paul "Fab Abs" Ryan
    I think the "obama hates america" thing is a result of having spent a not-insignificant amount of time being forward with his criticism of US foreign/domestic policy and then also being linked with dudes like jeremiah wright who say things like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga7a0JDHFIU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    It's complete garbage, obviously. Criticism and passion are the signs of someone who cares pretty deeply. People just misunderstand that for hate.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Paul "Fab Abs" Ryan
    And btw the idea that romney doesn't love his country and doesn't want to help his country is complete fucking garbage as well, he just has a completely different idea of what is going to help. That idea is garbage as well. But i can't believe you guys would really let people say stupid shit like that and then within like 3 posts start making fun of the idea that Obama does the same thing. It's fucking lazy.

    You don't need to make up reasons why Romney is a shithead.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    "Obama hates America" is basically the GOP's thesis. Obama is literally the worst because he hates America. Literally anybody else would do a better job than Obama, because he hates America. You don't want to let a single policy of his go into place because he hates America so any policies he promotes must be ruinous for the country, because he hates America.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    what's impressive is how the gop manages to combine the hates america bit and the secret muslim bit and the undercover communist bit and the antichrist bit and the ni- KENYAN bit into one cohesive line of attack

    like socialism and foreignness and hating Jesus are all one big ball of evil to them

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Since I started linking the fact checking stuff about the RNC, my entire family has refused to talk to me.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Paul "Fab Abs" Ryan
    Weaver wrote: »
    Since I started linking the fact checking stuff about the RNC, my entire family has refused to talk to me.

    Why?

    They straight up stated that they weren't going to let things like facts ruin anything for them

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    what's impressive is how the gop manages to combine the hates america bit and the secret muslim bit and the undercover communist bit and the antichrist bit and the ni- KENYAN bit into one cohesive line of attack

    like socialism and foreignness and hating Jesus are all one big ball of evil to them

    Look everybody knows Jesus was a free market capitalist.

    He obviously believed in the invisible hand.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Weaver wrote: »
    Since I started linking the fact checking stuff about the RNC, my entire family has refused to talk to me.

    Why?

    They straight up stated that they weren't going to let things like facts ruin anything for them

    They haven't attended church in around 20 years, but think liberals are possessed by demons.

    edit: well, mainly my mom thinks that. My dad just thinks that Glen Beck was right.

    Weaver on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Fandyien wrote: »
    it's like two steps removed from the dogwhistling

    the whole obama hates america thing ties into the secret kenyan black marxist liberation theology narrative

    maybe for some people

    but my dad's been talking for years about how democrats secretly hate america and want it to collapse as part of ushering in a one-world government

    much longer than obama's been in office

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Obama just needs to slip America a little note.
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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Gruncle Biden

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I don't even see the problem with a one world government

    I mean aside from it being more science fiction at this point than Jaws 19 in holofilm

    What is even so awful about the idea of every nation on earth being unified? Isn't that sort of the brass ring for humanity?

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Lil' Romney

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Paul "Fab Abs" Ryan
    I don't even see the problem with a one world government

    I mean aside from it being more science fiction at this point than Jaws 19 in holofilm

    What is even so awful about the idea of every nation on earth being unified? Isn't that sort of the brass ring for humanity?

    Because then we'd have to start picking fights with aliens

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    I don't even see the problem with a one world government

    I mean aside from it being more science fiction at this point than Jaws 19 in holofilm

    What is even so awful about the idea of every nation on earth being unified? Isn't that sort of the brass ring for humanity?

    Because Tea Partiers honestly believe that the United States has the responsibility to assert its complete superiority over the rest of the world, because we're better in every way, and anyone who doesn't believe this is guilty of 'hating America'

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Javen wrote: »
    I don't even see the problem with a one world government

    I mean aside from it being more science fiction at this point than Jaws 19 in holofilm

    What is even so awful about the idea of every nation on earth being unified? Isn't that sort of the brass ring for humanity?

    Because Tea Partiers honestly believe that the United States has the responsibility to assert its complete superiority over the rest of the world, because we're better in every way, and anyone who doesn't believe this is guilty of 'hating America'

    this is deeply ironic

    considering it's that exact same domineering rapacity that always gets applied to soviet russia and communism in general

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Barack "Stalin Stud" Obama
    Shorty wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I don't even see the problem with a one world government

    I mean aside from it being more science fiction at this point than Jaws 19 in holofilm

    What is even so awful about the idea of every nation on earth being unified? Isn't that sort of the brass ring for humanity?

    Because Tea Partiers honestly believe that the United States has the responsibility to assert its complete superiority over the rest of the world, because we're better in every way, and anyone who doesn't believe this is guilty of 'hating America'

    this is deeply ironic

    considering it's that exact same domineering rapacity that always gets applied to soviet russia and communism in general

    To be fair this frame of mind precedes the Tea Party

    "Bringing democracy to the Middle East," for example

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Joe "Darling" Biden
    Javen wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I don't even see the problem with a one world government

    I mean aside from it being more science fiction at this point than Jaws 19 in holofilm

    What is even so awful about the idea of every nation on earth being unified? Isn't that sort of the brass ring for humanity?

    Because Tea Partiers honestly believe that the United States has the responsibility to assert its complete superiority over the rest of the world, because we're better in every way, and anyone who doesn't believe this is guilty of 'hating America'

    this is deeply ironic

    considering it's that exact same domineering rapacity that always gets applied to soviet russia and communism in general

    To be fair this frame of mind precedes the Tea Party

    "Bringing democracy to the Middle East," for example

    oh, yeah

    I didn't mean to imply that this kind of bullshit is restricted to the tea party

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