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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    The thing about college I miss the most is how easy it is to meet new people and make new friends.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I used to do the freindship thing but the last time I tired it ended up being a total disater
    So I have attempted to talk to strangers and end up either scaring the crap out of them or something else

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I guess I should post mine too

    if y'all wanna friend zone me or neg my shoes then hit me up on my Friendster at okcupid.com/profile/Scudbert

    yer a cutie and you shouldn't have any trouble finding girls

    I'd cut some of your introductory stuff
    I can write a pretty sick thesis paper, and I can do a whole lot of pull ups. I could probably write a thesis about doing pull ups.
    I'm not too shabby with electronics, either, and I can walk the heck out of a dog.

    I'm pretty shy! But I'm friendly and I open up easily once I get to know someone.

    I love Italian food, Cormac McCarthy novels, and Coen brothers movies, but I love making fun of trashy shows, too. My Netflix queue is just as likely to have Twin Peaks and Breaking Bad as Jersey Shore. Music-wise, I listen to mostly indie stuff and rap. Some of my favorites are Los Campesinos, Japandroids, The xx, Kanye West, and Outkast.

    my favorite pair of jeans, pizza, the gym, my smartphone, my dog, and Photoshop

    Recipes that I can never quite pull off. I'm trying to teach myself to cook, really, I promise. There's also a pretty big chunk of my brain filled with facts about computer motherboards, but I try to hide that.

    Also Okcupid seems to have deleted their profile questionnaire headings - not quite sure why.

    haha, thanks. do you mean I should trim down the self-summary and 'what I'm doing with my life' sections?

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    The thing about college I miss the most is how easy it is to meet new people and make new friends.

    I agree but a lot of the freindships I had that first year really ended up being something socially awkward

  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    Hmmm, made a barebones okc profile just to see if there are even any girls my age doing this thing in this bass ackwards country, turns out there is quite a few of them.
    Wondering if I should make an actual profile and see what happens. Problem is I have no good pictures of me at all, and I'm shy and anxious like fuck (Well more shy, I've got over a fair bit of the anxiety part)
    Would be nice to get some woman friends with common interests. Most girls I know just dig Justin Bieber, Nickelback or are abusive as fuck.

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    NeoToma wrote: »
    The thing about college I miss the most is how easy it is to meet new people and make new friends.

    I agree but a lot of the freindships I had that first year really ended up being something socially awkward

    Pretty sure that's a rule of thumb- first year friends are the people you latched onto when you were in a new place desperate to make friends, second year is when you find people you actually like

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
    NeoToma
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I guess I should post mine too

    if y'all wanna friend zone me or neg my shoes then hit me up on my Friendster at okcupid.com/profile/Scudbert

    yer a cutie and you shouldn't have any trouble finding girls

    I'd cut some of your introductory stuff
    I can write a pretty sick thesis paper, and I can do a whole lot of pull ups. I could probably write a thesis about doing pull ups.
    I'm not too shabby with electronics, either, and I can walk the heck out of a dog.

    I'm pretty shy! But I'm friendly and I open up easily once I get to know someone.

    I love Italian food, Cormac McCarthy novels, and Coen brothers movies, but I love making fun of trashy shows, too. My Netflix queue is just as likely to have Twin Peaks and Breaking Bad as Jersey Shore. Music-wise, I listen to mostly indie stuff and rap. Some of my favorites are Los Campesinos, Japandroids, The xx, Kanye West, and Outkast.

    my favorite pair of jeans, pizza, the gym, my smartphone, my dog, and Photoshop

    Recipes that I can never quite pull off. I'm trying to teach myself to cook, really, I promise. There's also a pretty big chunk of my brain filled with facts about computer motherboards, but I try to hide that.

    Also Okcupid seems to have deleted their profile questionnaire headings - not quite sure why.

    haha, thanks. do you mean I should trim down the self-summary and 'what I'm doing with my life' sections?

    Yeah, the first few lines of the self summary are kinda redundant, and not as interesting as the subsequent lines. You can re-write them or just trim them.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well I did go to college while as a senior in high school so that really did not help as I was at school all day into the night

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    i always end up deleting my okc profiles

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I would delete mine but for some reason I keep it around in vain

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I have one simply because it is another venue to meet people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet in person.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I need to change or maybe make a whole new profile. starting out by saying I'm an asshole seems not to be attracted the lay-deez

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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    I always find the way college is depicted in media as like, this never-ending party social paradise, weird.

    Cause my college experience is basically "oh hey time to go to class. Welp, class is over, guess I'll go home?"

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    My lady and I have been labeled as "Obnoxiously cute"

    I'm cool with it.

    WeedLordVegetaLegbaGatsbyHyperBalladTef
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I dated, once.

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    When I might by even college I meant like

    I still wouldn't go up to someone I didn't know

    if I was introduced to them/kinda met them already yea sure

    actually I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about cause the only two people I've ever asked on a date I knew beforehand for a while but wasn't really close with or whatever

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Everyone come date me.

    I haven't brushed my hair today.
    I also am not wearing pants. Don't let that excite you, though, I have two-day leg stubble.

    This is what I offer.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    it'd be a couple of hours before I get there, plenty of time to shave your legs

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I only date guys who have fewer shoes than I do.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    mysst pick me up on the way, by the time you get up here i'll be done with classes

  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I have three pairs of shoes!

    EDIT: Also tempted to just put "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES" Everywhere in my profile.

    Burning Organ on
    Antimatter
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I dated, once.

    Is this you?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWsFFQP0gA

    NeoTomaCentipede DamascusAgahnim
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Well shit. Guess I'd better find a bra to put on, too.

    You guys who don't work from home are really missing out.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i don't wear a bra

    gotta let these puppies breathe

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    SwillSassori
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    I might be moving in to where I work in a while! Although my customers would probably be mad if I didn't wear proper clothes.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    mysst pick me up on the way, by the time you get up here i'll be done with classes

    I'll put the top down!

    by that I mean I will be shirtless, my vehicle does not convert

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    mysst pick me up on the way, by the time you get up here i'll be done with classes

    I'll put the top down!

    by that I mean I will be shirtless, my vehicle does not convert

    I'll light the bat signal @sassori

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    also that reminds me of the time I had to drive home shirtless because it was taken from me as a trophy

    seatbelts are not comfy and I think something needs to be done about that

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    #pipe wrote: »
    My lady and I have been labeled as "Obnoxiously cute"

    I'm cool with it.

    You won't be as much after you realize you're the obnoxious and she's the cute.

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    AntimatterGatsby
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    My lady and I have been labeled as "Obnoxiously cute"

    I'm cool with it.

    You won't be as much after you realize you're the obnoxious and she's the cute.

    i mean, good burn, but this is dave we're talking about here.

    WeedLordVegetaHyperBallad
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    also that reminds me of the time I had to drive home shirtless because it was taken from me as a trophy

    seatbelts are not comfy and I think something needs to be done about that

    Yeah, driving shirtless+safe is not a good combo

    It's terribly disappointing

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    also that reminds me of the time I had to drive home shirtless because it was taken from me as a trophy

    seatbelts are not comfy and I think something needs to be done about that

    I did that once when it was middle of summer, my car had no AC, and I needed to keep the window rolled up because I needed my hair to look nice for an event.
    Almost got out of the car before remembering to put my shirt back on.

    My hair was baller, though, and my shirt was sweat free. Same can't be said of the pants, though.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    My lady and I have been labeled as "Obnoxiously cute"

    I'm cool with it.

    You won't be as much after you realize you're the obnoxious and she's the cute.

    i mean, good burn, but this is dave we're talking about here.

    Rubbing his belly to hear his girlish giggles is pretty irresistible.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    nylon fucking chafes

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    mysst pick me up on the way, by the time you get up here i'll be done with classes

    I'll put the top down!

    by that I mean I will be shirtless, my vehicle does not convert

    I'll light the bat signal @sassori


    This sounds like the best car ride ever.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Just drive around the country picking up interesting forumers. Ending up back in Texas for you all to take me on a date.

    And we're all Muppets.
    Soundtrack by Randy Newman.

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    SassoriAntimatterNeoToma
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    if we're gonna be picking up interesting forumers we're going to need to rent a bus

    or steal a bus

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    Gatsby
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    stealing rocks and everyone should steal whatever they want

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    SwillSal
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    The SE++ bang bus.

    Forget the muppets, though. I can't reconcile that in my head.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    crwth your foster parents taught you bad morals on purpose

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