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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    crwth your foster parents taught you bad morals on purpose

    more like cool morals

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    The SE++ bang bus.

    Forget the muppets, though. I can't reconcile that in my head.

    Your walking down the street when suddenly a bus stops by you.

    "Hey girl, Wokka Wokka"

    AntimatterThreeCubedSassoriGatsbyHyperBallad
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    My lady and I have been labeled as "Obnoxiously cute"

    I'm cool with it.

    You won't be as much after you realize you're the obnoxious and she's the cute.

    i mean, good burn, but this is dave we're talking about here.

    Rubbing his belly to hear his girlish giggles is pretty irresistible.

    no foolin if you do this I will punch your face

    The world must never know of my girlish giggles.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    stealing rocks and everyone should steal whatever they want

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    The SE++ bang bus.

    Forget the muppets, though. I can't reconcile that in my head.

    Your walking down the street when suddenly a bus stops by you.

    "Hey girl, Wokka Wokka"

    all panties in a ten mile radius drop, as if on their own

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    panties phase right through jeans and pantsuits, tangling around ankles, tripping all the professional ladies walkin to work

    NeoTomaAntimatter
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    #pipe wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    My lady and I have been labeled as "Obnoxiously cute"

    I'm cool with it.

    You won't be as much after you realize you're the obnoxious and she's the cute.

    i mean, good burn, but this is dave we're talking about here.

    Rubbing his belly to hear his girlish giggles is pretty irresistible.

    no foolin if you do this I will punch your face

    The world must never know of my girlish giggles.

    Challenge accepted.

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    KochikensHyperBallad
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    panties phase right through jeans and pantsuits, tangling around ankles, tripping all the professional ladies walkin to work

    you know that pinup artist too!

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    Crimson King
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    messaged nearly all the women near me on okcupid to no luck

    time to commit seppuku with me bit-coin purchased katana

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    Antimatter
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Damn it Berk, you gotta play it cool. Didn't that beat poem in that episode of the Simpsons where Abe was dating Marge's mom teach you anything?

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    Gatsby
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna kiss her like a mule eating an apple!

    Gatsby
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    So beautiful

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'm gonna kiss her like a mule eating an apple!

    Ahahaha what

  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    I met my girlfriend on okcupid. She messaged me to find out about Austin before she moved here, we hung out a few times and neither of us thought it was going to be a thing. I didn't want to get involved with her before she had a solid footing in town, she wasn't going to get involved with anyone for a while but we had so much fun together that it just sort of happened. It will be two years in November and it's been amazing. The plan was to ask her to marry me on our anniversary this year but my mom dying kind of threw me for a loop. Current plan is before our anniversary next year. I'm paying some back taxes now, but when that's done, all free cash is going to a ring.

    AntimatterBroloOminousLozengeOghulkWeedLordVegetaLegbaMadEddyGatsbySalASimPersonHyperBalladProjeckHacksawWhippy
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Asking out a ladyfriend soon. Should be fun. I think.

    AntimatterOghulkLegbaGatsby
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Date on Sunday with a pretty lady.

    LiiyaBroloOghulkLarlarWietEdcrabLegbaMadEddyTenOrikaeshigitaeWhippy
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    just rub it in will ya Kochikens

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    Antimatter
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    All of my relationships started off as friendships first. Sometimes we were friends for years, but at the very least we knew each other for a couple months.

    I always thought it was weird in High School when someone would go up to a stranger and ask them out without even knowing their name. It just seemed shallow.

    I think if a stranger approached me randomly at a coffee shop or bar I would initially be inwardly suspicious, but I would at least try to be optimistic about the conversation unless they were making me uncomfortable.

    Just so everyone knows
    I was not talking about asking random strangers out
    That's straight up skeezy yo
    I meant just talking to people with no expectations or agendas
    That's how people get comfortable around you
    And it's not something you fake
    It's something you just get used to

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    excellent work to everyone on this page!

    GatsbyHyperBallad
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    excellent work to everyone on this page!
    for killing myself through hari-kiri?

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    Antimatter
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    excellent work to everyone on this page!
    for killing myself through hari-kiri?

    for going out in the most anime style possible

    Futore
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    excellent work to everyone on this page!
    for killing myself through hari-kiri?
    i think i'll follow your example

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    just rub it in will ya Kochikens

    you wanna come with? its to the zoo

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    my new dating tactic is to go to the hip coffeeshop down the street and sit in the corner with my kindle and just periodically say "man, I sure do miss turning real pages." to no one in particular

  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    Wouldnt wanna be a third wheel
    if your dates anything like me she'll love you calling all the cute animals 'super uguu kawaii'

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    my new dating tactic is to go to the hip coffeeshop down the street and sit in the corner with my kindle and just periodically say "man, I sure do miss turning real pages." to no one in particular

    lol kindle if you want to pull pussy you gots to get a new Apple iPad with better-than-HD Retina display and integrated iBooks support from the App Store dogg

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    Wouldnt wanna be a third wheel
    if your dates anything like me she'll love you calling all the cute animals 'super uguu kawaii'

    this guys gonna be there

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    so there will probably be a fucking flurry of verbalized >w<

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    my new dating tactic is to go to the hip coffeeshop down the street and sit in the corner with my kindle and just periodically say "man, I sure do miss turning real pages." to no one in particular

    lol kindle if you want to pull pussy you gots to get a new Apple iPad with better-than-HD Retina display and integrated iBooks support from the App Store dogg

    no joke, the last few girls who have seen my apartment have all made disparaging comments about ebooks upon seeing my kindle on my coffee table

    if I wanna swoop any poon around here I'm gonna have to be blowing dust off of a mildewed dead sea scroll

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Is that a pine marten...?

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    my new dating tactic is to go to the hip coffeeshop down the street and sit in the corner with my kindle and just periodically say "man, I sure do miss turning real pages." to no one in particular

    lol kindle if you want to pull pussy you gots to get a new Apple iPad with better-than-HD Retina display and integrated iBooks support from the App Store dogg

    no joke, the last few girls who have seen my apartment have all made disparaging comments about ebooks upon seeing my kindle on my coffee table

    if I wanna swoop any poon around here I'm gonna have to be blowing dust off of a mildewed dead sea scroll

    Exactly. Leatherbound books, no dust jackets. Make them panties drop.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Is that a pine marten...?

    yellow throated marten!!


    best thing about dates at the zoo, even if your dates rubbish, hey, you still got cute animals to look at.

  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Say hi to the anteater for me.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    my new dating tactic is to go to the hip coffeeshop down the street and sit in the corner with my kindle and just periodically say "man, I sure do miss turning real pages." to no one in particular

    lol kindle if you want to pull pussy you gots to get a new Apple iPad with better-than-HD Retina display and integrated iBooks support from the App Store dogg

    no joke, the last few girls who have seen my apartment have all made disparaging comments about ebooks upon seeing my kindle on my coffee table

    if I wanna swoop any poon around here I'm gonna have to be blowing dust off of a mildewed dead sea scroll

    Exactly. Leatherbound books, no dust jackets. Make them panties drop.

    Make sure to be wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbows and have a pipe in your mouth when you're reading

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    my new dating tactic is to go to the hip coffeeshop down the street and sit in the corner with my kindle and just periodically say "man, I sure do miss turning real pages." to no one in particular

    lol kindle if you want to pull pussy you gots to get a new Apple iPad with better-than-HD Retina display and integrated iBooks support from the App Store dogg

    no joke, the last few girls who have seen my apartment have all made disparaging comments about ebooks upon seeing my kindle on my coffee table

    if I wanna swoop any poon around here I'm gonna have to be blowing dust off of a mildewed dead sea scroll

    Exactly. Leatherbound books, no dust jackets. Make them panties drop.

    Make sure to be wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbows and have a pipe in your mouth when you're reading

    do big pinches of snuff

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    but all the while, I'm confusedly jabbing the pages with my index finger

    "this isn't angry birds"

    Tef
  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    just rub it in will ya Kochikens

    you wanna come with? its to the zoo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    dating advice: be like Jon Hamm and just show off your cock. (nsfw)

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I like going to the girl zoo
    Which is what I call the bank

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
    ThreeCubed
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i'm pretty sure i just fell in love on the bus

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Aww!

    And certainly cuter than how I initially read it, as you falling in love with the bus

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