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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    read it as falling in love with the se++ bus

    and i was like

    who wouldn't?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i'm the bus

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    That Dave FellaSwill
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I fell in love with a SATA bus.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    I got friendzoned by an omnibus. Damn compilations

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    Turambar
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm the bus

    gonna run a train on that bus

    Swill
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    It appears that a girl I sorta kinda dated last year checks this forum to read my posts.

    Good times.

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    That's why you don't tell girls you know how to use the internet until you move in together.

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Wow. Super hot mechanic at the place I take my Jeep to. Pity it's super inappropriate to flirt with someone when they're at work and have to be nice to you.

    He was really cute, though.

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    Antimatter
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    That's why you don't tell girls you know how to use the internet until you move in together.

    I just tell everyone I meet that I post online under the name of Larlar

    However this clever ploy just resulted in me getting beaten up the next time they met me

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I got friendzoned by an omnibus. Damn compilations

    That stretch bus won't have any problems turning the corners in my heart.

    Edcrab
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    everyone get in my gape now

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Pity it's super inappropriate to flirt with someone when they're at work and have to be nice to you.

    Whaaaaaat? Since when? Guess I missed that memo.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Is... is that what you said during your bus trip from hell?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    That's why you don't tell girls you know how to use the internet until you move in together.

    I just tell everyone I meet that I post online under the name of Larlar

    However this clever ploy just resulted in me getting beaten up the next time they met me

    That finally explains why people keep telling me my short stories suck.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    what is the deal with fucking bendy buses

    are they like grey squirells versus our native double deckers uh i mean red squirells

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    That's why you don't tell girls you know how to use the internet until you move in together.

    I'm mostly just wondering if she really gets all that much out of knowing I think the N7 Destroyer is awesome good fun to play and man DoucheLord69 sure lived up to his name -- pubbies, am I rite?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Trye story: I know a guy who is 32 and has gout.

    Another true story: once got told "it's more romantic if we break up."

    I can beat that.

    I'm 24 and get sporadic attacks of gout.

    Suck it, world, I win again. 8-)

    tynic
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    what is the deal with fucking bendy buses

    are they like grey squirells versus our native double deckers uh i mean red squirells

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Pity it's super inappropriate to flirt with someone when they're at work and have to be nice to you.

    Whaaaaaat? Since when? Guess I missed that memo.

    Well, if you're a customer they're kind of stuck, which sucks for them if you're a creeper and don't realize it. But maybe I'll see him around. It's amazing sometimes how much of a small town this city is.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    ThreeCubed wrote: »
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Pity it's super inappropriate to flirt with someone when they're at work and have to be nice to you.

    Whaaaaaat? Since when? Guess I missed that memo.

    Well, if you're a customer they're kind of stuck, which sucks for them if you're a creeper and don't realize it. But maybe I'll see him around. It's amazing sometimes how much of a small town this city is.

    Ask him once he finishes his shift if he could come around and service you.

    MadEddyAntimatterSheriNeoTomaWeedLordVegeta
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You know, lube the engine, so to speak.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Ask if he wants to look under the bonnet.

    AntimatterWeedLordVegeta
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    what is the deal with fucking bendy buses

    are they like grey squirells versus our native double deckers uh i mean red squirells

    It's quicker to get on/off them when there's no stairs and they've got more doors, and they're better for areas with tunnels or low bridges, I guess

    But they're slower and more ponderous, and the utter geniuses who deployed them put them on the busiest possible routes without thinking about, you know, pedestrian traffic and corners and shit

    I hear they've got twice (?) the accident rate of other buses in urban areas, so as far as I can tell they're deeply unpopular for everything except airport runs

    Although the rest of Europe has no trouble with them, likely because their schedulers aren't trained apes

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    See if he could adjust your headlights.

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    Antimatter
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Check if he wants to fuck.

    If you get my meaning.

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    I think your subtlety is beyond me.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Trye story: I know a guy who is 32 and has gout.

    Another true story: once got told "it's more romantic if we break up."

    I can beat that.

    I'm 24 and get sporadic attacks of gout.

    Suck it, world, I win again. 8-)

    My one friend got gout when he was 21, just the one time though

    My other friend may have the gout but he wont see a doctor and would prefer to bitch about his toes hurting

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    MadEddy wrote: »
    I think your subtlety is beyond me.

    See if he can pump gas then ask him to fill 'er up.

    Gatsby on
  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    As I was reading this thread on my phone, a woman who is at least 15+ years older than me came up to my table in Starbucks and told me that she needed to sit with me because I looked really intriguing.

    This never happens, so I’m going to go ahead and say that this thread is magic

    SE++, please send me a woman whose biological clock isn’t ticking through her uterus like the tell-tale heart

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    jackisreal wrote: »
    As I was reading this thread on my phone, a woman who is at least 15+ years older than me came up to my table in Starbucks and told me that she needed to sit with me because I looked really intriguing.

    This never happens, so I’m going to go ahead and say that this thread is magic

    SE++, please send me a woman whose biological clock isn’t ticking through her uterus like the tell-tale heart

    What?!
    I've been reading this thread all day and not a single woman has climbed through my window to tell me I'm intriguing

    So unfair

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Playaaah!

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    jackisreal wrote: »
    As I was reading this thread on my phone, a woman who is at least 15+ years older than me came up to my table in Starbucks and told me that she needed to sit with me because I looked really intriguing.

    This never happens, so I’m going to go ahead and say that this thread is magic

    SE++, please send me a woman whose biological clock isn’t ticking through her uterus like the tell-tale heart

    So what'd she find so intriguing?

  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
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    Please don't post photos of me without my permission

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    you look like the type of man who posts on an internet forum

    can i buy you a drink

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    jackisreal wrote: »
    As I was reading this thread on my phone, a woman who is at least 15+ years older than me came up to my table in Starbucks and told me that she needed to sit with me because I looked really intriguing.

    This never happens, so I’m going to go ahead and say that this thread is magic

    SE++, please send me a woman whose biological clock isn’t ticking through her uterus like the tell-tale heart

    So what'd she find so intriguing?

    There's something about him

    It's hard to explain

    JayKaos
  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    getting into some chat with a cute girl from the states coming to edinburgh to study Illustration even if nowt comes of it it still good to have someone reply

    was begining to think id turned into some mutant frog beast or some shit

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    Edcrab
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    getting into some chat with a cute girl from the states coming to edinburgh to study Illustration even if nowt comes of it it still good to have someone reply

    was begining to think id turned into some mutant frog beast or some shit
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    tynic
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    I fell in love with a SATA bus.

    booooooo

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