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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm real crap at dating

    super bad at small talk

    how bout them weathers, crwth

    eeuunghh

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I found a youtube channel the other day with massive amounts of Let's Plays and walkthroughs and all that

    the account name was ScottishDuck17. berk, you a nerd and I found it out

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I was looking for real dating advice in this thread

    meet girl

    possibly on the interne but whatever

    ask her about stuff she likes and don't talk about you

    go to at least one neat place

    be cool about texting unless she likes hearing from you

    and yes

    neg

    her

    shoes

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gungnir85 dats me

    gutted it recently because the person who wrote it roughly a year ago is not the person i am now

    you

    are very beautiful beasteh,

    let's date.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I made an okcupid a few months back and spent like, three hours answering questions.

    Then the time came to put pictures and words describing me and why people should date me. Those parts still stand barren and desolate.

    JayKaos on
    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Hey, Yaya.

    Your shoes are really nice.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm real crap at dating

    super bad at small talk

    how bout them weathers, crwth

    eeuunghh

    crwth if you vomit again this date is over

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey, Yaya.

    Your shoes are really nice.

    thanks

    we should be friends forever with no chance of physical intimacy

    hold my purse while I talk to that cute guy

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    yeah, i'm never great at small talk. I just don't think I should say all that stuff. I like listening to people small talk plenty! That's just not the conversation I want to blurt into

    as is the case with most conversation

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    someone fucking go out with me

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey, Yaya.

    Your shoes are really nice.

    thanks

    we should be friends forever with no chance of physical intimacy

    hold my purse while I talk to that cute guy

    Alright, cool.

    I'mgonnacuminyourpurse

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I have never had the slightest hint of a date

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My knee hurts.

    tynic's number one dating tip: mention bodily aches and pains

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    My knee hurts.

    tynic's number one dating tip: mention bodily aches and pains
    Talk about your arthritis constantly. Boys love that. You can bond over the shared agonies of lumbago.

    Oh and gout is a fucking pussy magnet.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey, Yaya.

    Your shoes are really nice.

    thanks

    we should be friends forever with no chance of physical intimacy

    hold my purse while I talk to that cute guy

    Alright, cool.

    I'mgonnacuminyourpurse

    sorry what I was busy enjoying our friendship

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2012
    Trye story: I know a guy who is 32 and has gout.

    Another true story: once got told "it's more romantic if we break up."

    tynic on
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    tynic wrote: »
    Trye story: I know a guy who is 32 and has gout.

    Another true story: once got told "it's more romantic if we break up."

    so, did you?

    YaYa on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Wasn't really up to me at that point.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    My knee hurts.

    tynic's number one dating tip: mention bodily aches and pains
    Talk about your arthritis constantly. Boys love that. You can bond over the shared agonies of lumbago.

    Oh and gout is a fucking pussy magnet.

    Awww hell you know what it means when she pops that glucosamine all coy-like.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i got the chrome on this Bugatti
    i'm strong in this Bugatti
    two V8s aint no such thing as driving calm in this Bugatti

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    tynic wrote: »
    Trye story: I know a guy who is 32 and has gout.

    Another true story: once got told "it's more romantic if we break up."
    He was EXPECTING you to leave the town via plane. Which would lead to the race against time for him to get to the airport and admit that you two truly were MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

    But no, you had to stay home and watch Beakman's World.

    He was the saddest boy at the aiport that day.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    my last breakup was via facebook message

    cheers chantelle

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I'm a quivering ball of neuroses and frustrations and general misgivings about my life and the future

    but at least I have a girlfriend, nerds

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    i got the chrome on this Bugatti
    i'm strong in this Bugatti
    two V8s aint no such thing as driving calm in this Bugatti

    it's a W16, not two V8s

    I'm breaking up with you

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Beasteh wrote: »
    my last breakup was via facebook message

    cheers chantelle
    Man, was that the lady back in the fall?

    That sucked. Which...I guess you already knew that.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i do

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Arang wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    i got the chrome on this Bugatti
    i'm strong in this Bugatti
    two V8s aint no such thing as driving calm in this Bugatti

    it's a W16, not two V8s

    I'm breaking up with you

    bitch i'm bad
    i'm worse
    i pass
    the purp
    don't fuck with me cause right now i'm higher than Cap
    tain Kirk

    Ubik on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular

    why would I click play on a video in which the words "reddit" and "okcupid" are clearly visible?

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Apparently I give good dating advice? I dunno who wants to test his out, maybe we'll prove my mates wrong.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the first date i went out on with my gf was to a place that was having a dollar burger night cause i am poor

    also got to pick up her tab 8-) real romantic over here

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Apparently I give good dating advice? I dunno who wants to test his out, maybe we'll prove my mates wrong.

    my lady is in Europe for another month

    what should we do when she gets back

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    every single one of my relationships has been a colossal embarrassing failure

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the first date i went out on with my gf was to a place that was having a dollar burger night cause i am poor

    also got to pick up her tab 8-) real romantic over here

    Did you fart on her burg like a gentleman?

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    mlyp in 3 2 1

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I know a dude who got gout for a little while because of how much he was drinking.

    at that time, I was becoming one of the bartenders who had the shakes every day until his shift began. I was the youngest one with it :)

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Never get into a relationship, everyone.

    If you for some reason have some aching desire for emotional and/or physical intimacy

    Well

    just I don't know what to tell you.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Cheer up Beasteh! It'll stick someday.

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Shorty wrote: »
    snip

    why would I click play on a video in which the words "reddit" and "okcupid" are clearly visible?

    Because you hate yourself
    Go on
    Click it.

    Quantum Tiger on
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