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Heres yer dating thread.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I've never experienced a breakup!

    I've also never dated but hey.

    you should do it it is nice there is sex sometimes

    So I've heard!

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Dating is fun though I am absolutely clueless at it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I don't know why I set up an OKCupid profile anyway

    it's not like I'll ever get up the stones to message a girl

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Rachel and I never really 'dated', I guess

    we never had much of a chance to, what with the long distance and all

    we manage the occasional night out, though, which is nice

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    I've never experienced a breakup!

    I've also never dated but hey.

    you should do it it is nice there is sex sometimes

    gross

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I don't know why I set up an OKCupid profile anyway

    it's not like I'll ever get up the stones to message a girl

    hey

    hey

    hey

    go message all the girls

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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    I've never dated either, I would like to give it a try though

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I am now imagining the crab from The Little Mermaid singing "Message the girl"

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i have never had a girl message me on a dating site

    also my response:message ratio is something like 1:50 but i dont usually try hard

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I've gotten quite a few responses from messages on OKC

    and had a fair number of women message me

    the problem is that things just fizzle out really quickly

    I strongly recommend that you arrange a get-together as quickly as possible

    text is too labored

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    there was a girl on okcupid who had a picture with tycho

    I messaged her but she didn't respond

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I don't know why I set up an OKCupid profile anyway

    it's not like I'll ever get up the stones to message a girl

    hey

    hey

    hey

    go message all the girls

    but I'm a broke fat layabout

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    @HyperBallad on out first date took me to this fantastic chocolate cafe. This was the first time we had ever met in person and while we were initially awkward we soon settled into a nice conversation. Once we made our orders though she insisted on paying, but I wanted to at least pay for my half. Playfully bickering we both had the bright idea to kiss each other to shut them up. Except she had the foresight to put down the cash on the counter while doing so.

    Then recently we celebrated our two year anniversary. Had a wonderful lunch at a harbour-side pancake place, enjoyed some nice drinks, and at the end of the meal I briefly excused myself only to find out upon return that she'd paid for the entire meal and was all ready to go.

    I don't think I'm ever going to outsmart her and I'm fine with that.

    You say this now....

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    2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
    Twitter: @PoeticGecko
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    the worst is when you message a girl who looks promising and she checks you out then blocks you

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    One girl messaged me on ok Cupid in the several months I tried

    Basically gave up

    Then i got a messae from okc saying they wanted me to be a mod haaaa

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I just want to touch some nice legs. someone gimme them gams.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I will exchange nice things of my own

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    and the majority of the girls in my area now have a 'you last messaged her on' thing which just puts me right off

    if she didnt like me before why would she now

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i have never had a girl message me on a dating site

    also my response:message ratio is something like 1:50 but i dont usually try hard

    I actually have gotten two messages

    one turned out to be a person who worked at the same call center I did, but she was a bit older than me and weird

    the other one was a nice girl who I just chatted with a couple of times and I didn't do anything and I think she's married now

    I am the worst

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    it's weird talking to your IRL friends and them telling you that they have an OKcupid thing.

    one of my buddies was saying that he'd like to hook me up with some of the girls he's messaged with/met

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    I get messaged by women every now and then but theres only been like one time out of all that, that I've actually been interested in them I think that was a fluke tbh

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    I'd be terrible at dating sites if I were on one. I'd just feel creepy messaging random people, despite that pretty much being the site's purpose.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    One girl messaged me on ok Cupid in the several months I tried

    Basically gave up

    Then i got a messae from okc saying they wanted me to be a mod haaaa

    That was amazing.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    nobody ever views my profile

    i get maybe 1 person a fortnight and its quite often a man

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Way too nervous to actually message anyone

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I don't know why I set up an OKCupid profile anyway

    it's not like I'll ever get up the stones to message a girl

    hey

    hey

    hey

    go message all the girls

    but I'm a broke fat layabout

    you will find someone who loves you

    message aaalllllll the girls

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    When I move and am settled I shall try this online dating thing. Maybe, yeah.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I get messages occasionally so I think that puts me ahead of the curve a little

    but I don't make much money so I'm kinda turned off to dating

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    A lesson I learned the hard way too many times: Act with caution, but act.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    When I move and am settled I shall try this online dating thing. Maybe, yeah.

    Liiya

    I will date you

    online

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i finally have a job so i can afford nice things like food and shelter

    laydeez

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    @Liiya

    it's time for our internet date

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    here are flowers

    get in my carriage

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i should re-do my okay cupid, but have been hesitant

    fortunately the single awkward life affords me that kind of shit now

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    When I move and am settled I shall try this online dating thing. Maybe, yeah.
    you have ugly shoes

    (Am I doing this right?)

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    When I move and am settled I shall try this online dating thing. Maybe, yeah.

    Liiya

    I will date you

    online

    I warn you YaYa, I am hot stuff
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    can you handle it?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    let me spit at you real fast girl

    what kinda hate crimes you like

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    When I move and am settled I shall try this online dating thing. Maybe, yeah.

    Liiya

    I will date you

    online

    I warn you YaYa, I am hot stuff
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    can you handle it?

    I am ready

    here, I bought you a hat for our date

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    When I move and am settled I shall try this online dating thing. Maybe, yeah.

    Liiya

    I will date you

    online

    I warn you YaYa, I am hot stuff
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    can you handle it?

    awright hen 8->

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    @Liiya

    it's time for our internet date

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    here are flowers

    get in my carriage

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    !!!

    All my dreams, come true at once!!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i just want to meet a sweet little dorky girl who likes a man who plays videogames for 90% of his waking life

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