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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    INTERRACIAL ROMANCE?

    LIIYA, GET YOUR THINGS, WE ARE LEAVING.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    The costumes! The acting! Its wonderful.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i like it

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    @Liiya that play was good

    now

    DESSERT SHOTS

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I don't know about you, but downing those oreos has to be uncomfortable.

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I got that "moderate okcupid" e-mail. It's been pretty amusing. Lots of dick pics.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    a date for me is usually

    film/play

    bar

    restaurant (go dutch)

    cab (kissing optional at this point)

    sex (in a bed)

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I was thinking about doin up another okcupid but mannnnnn

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    restaurant (go dutch)

    What does this mean

    Am I invited to your dates?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Chico you can go sneak off with your plate of food, I won't judge, you don't need an excuse.

    The best way to enjoy a dessert is surely in a shot form.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    I was thinking about doin up another okcupid but mannnnnn

    yo hit me up we can bash out a profile

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    a date for me is usually

    film/play

    bar

    restaurant (go dutch)

    cab (kissing optional at this point)

    sex (in a bed)

    gotta go fast

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Wiet wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    restaurant (go dutch)

    What does this mean

    Am I invited to your dates?

    it means we both pay our respective tabs

    because being the gentleman is nice and everything but thats fucking money

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    I just signed up for okc and after answering maybe 3 questions decided "meh"

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    @Liiya our date is over

    do you

    want to

    kiss my mouth

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    a date for me is usually

    film/play

    bar

    restaurant (go dutch)

    cab (kissing optional at this point)

    sex (in a bed)

    gotta go fast

    speed, kid

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    @Liiya our date is over

    do you

    want to

    kiss my mouth

    How about an awkward hug and a vague promise of texting you real soon?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    @Liiya our date is over

    do you

    want to

    kiss my mouth

    How about an awkward hug and a vague promise of texting you real soon?

    done

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    That was lovely, YaYa. Thank you for such a wonderful night.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    That was lovely, YaYa. Thank you for such a wonderful night.

    you're welcome

    I'll see you later

    Iloveyou

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    umm

    I mean

    yeah

    yeah see you

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I don't know about you, but downing those oreos has to be uncomfortable.

    First you twist it, then you dunk it, then you hnnggffuuugggllllarghhkk

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Just got back from a two night two day retreat to Itasca State Park with the girlfriend (who has flown in from FUCKING IRELAND for 16 days) and spent the time wandering down the trails, watching the mississppi headwaters, and cuddlign late at night watching Speed Racer, The Raid, and Tucker and Dale

    I have not been this indescribably happy in awhile, I am very close to vomiting stardust and rainbows at this point

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    could i borrow a smidgeon of that happiness

    hells of lonesome

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    speaking of Das Racist and Kool A.D., girls, if you can rap as good as Angel Haze does regularly and then keep up with Das Racist on their type of raps, well

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngBOR8HR4E

    just.... let's just date, okay?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    she just stepped out of the shower and rubbed her wet hair all over my face

    god dammit why am I laughing

    also ross you can bum some happiness off a dog any day

    we can honc and you can pay for your happiness in backstabs

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    umm

    I mean

    yeah

    yeah see you

    Ahem,

    yeah.


    @Hullis I'm glad you two had a great time!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i copy/pasted

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    into my okc and it netted me two (2) dates with a girl

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    and now she's a twitter hotshot!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I am a constant romantic failure and it is increasingly weighing heavier on me

    also my ex, you know the extremely sick one, started seeing somebody

    I am not happy about a lot of things

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    re-did the okcupid page

    take a cue, nerds

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/steezedispenser

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    I think it's hilarious when people put video games as something they're good at.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Anjin, I had no idea that you were Batman.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i'm actually The Night, chico

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    im really good at xbox you could watch me play xbox thats a date

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    re-did the okcupid page

    take a cue, nerds

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/steezedispenser

    impressed,

    you need more YOLO though.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    im really good at xbox you could watch me play xbox thats a date

    we could watch a let's play together.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    im really good at xbox you could watch me play xbox thats a date

    I'm also really good at doing dishes. That shit is clean when I get done.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    could i borrow a smidgeon of that happiness

    hells of lonesome


    I'm too lonesome for my love
    Too lonesome for my love
    Love's going to leave me
    I'm too lonesome for my shirt
    Too lonesome for my shirts
    So lonesome it hurts

    And I'm too lonesome for Milan
    Too lonesome for Milan
    New York and Japan
    And I'm too lonesome for your party

    I'm too lonesome for my cat
    Too lonesome for my cat
    Poor pussy poor pussy cat
    I'm too lonesome for my love
    Too lonesome for my love
    Love's going to leave me
    And I'm too lonesome for this song

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    in hindsight this should have been my dating profile

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