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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    can never drink on a date

    wish I lived in a larger city where I didn't have to drive

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    why is it so hard to find a nice arty girl Why why
    why

    *pounds table scattering discarded monster munch all over my man-lair*

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    change all your okc pics to raekwon

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    (yr welcome)

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    my tip would be to uhh

    always project positive energy

    and fucking listen

    also

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIX3p-1tOik

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I wonder if there's a dating profile that ends with

    *drops the mic*

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    @berk whats your fav monster munch flav

    if its pickled onion well

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I wonder if there's a dating profile that ends with

    *drops the mic*
    i hope not

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    theres this lady who is taller than me who admittedly enjoys bad shows and looks like a comic book character rockabilly person im having a fucking heart attack oh god im gonna fuckin die the cat is lookin at me weird look cat im actually fuckin dying

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    @berk whats your fav monster munch flav

    if its pickled onion well

    the spicy wan

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I wonder if there's a dating profile that ends with

    *drops the mic*

    hiphopsingles.com

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    theres this lady who is taller than me who admittedly enjoys bad shows and looks like a comic book character rockabilly person im having a fucking heart attack oh god im gonna fuckin die the cat is lookin at me weird look cat im actually fuckin dying

    real talk danny from american pickers is fuckin' banging and I am all over that business

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i wish there was a meth filter

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    i got the chrome on this Bugatti
    i'm strong in this Bugatti
    two V8s aint no such thing as driving calm in this Bugatti

    it's a W16, not two V8s

    I'm breaking up with you

    the w16 engine is made from two v8s

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also that one rockabilly girl on pawn stars

    why am I attracted to rockabilly women on history channel what has happened with my life

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I met my girlfriend on okcupid almost exactly a year ago

    Sometimes she shows me the messages people send her on okcupid and thinks I am silly for getting mad at the guys who send them

    some of them are really bad

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    @berk whats your fav monster munch flav

    if its pickled onion well

    the spicy wan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IlNbsILLE

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    one time I sent a message to a girl on okc

    she did not respond

    a few weeks later I had an english class with her

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    as a cultural observer i realize that americans want three things

    they want to be a powerful criminal

    they are afraid of the dead as a reflection of their consumerist destruction of the soul

    they value and covet one anothers garbage

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    40 years from now when reality tv exists still yet america is in third world status there will be a show about a roaming pack of hunters eating the wounded and treating the body with chemicals as a human is high in iron content

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Gimme ya garage

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    I met my girlfriend on okcupid almost exactly a year ago

    Sometimes she shows me the messages people send her on okcupid and thinks I am silly for getting mad at the guys who send them

    some of them are really bad

    I was in a situation like this last year

    just lying in bed with my lady, reading about dudes trying to get up in her junk

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Some ladies sent me some really nice and friendly messages to me on OKCupid and I did not respond to them.

    At the bottom of my profile it said pretty clearly that I was too shy to respond to people.

    Either they did not read my profile all the way through, or they thought that they were hot shit and were going to break me out of my bubble.

    Very unattractive.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I just went and walked on the treadmill for 30 minutes because this thread reminded me how terrible I am

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Somebody date my left elbow

    Not righty, he's shy

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I dated the prettiest girl I've ever dated or will date because of okc

    Hella out my league imo but I little angry all the time

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Somebody date my left elbow

    Not righty, he's shy

    best offer I've had all night

    gonnae go for it

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    as a cultural observer i realize that americans want three things

    they want to be a powerful criminal

    they are afraid of the dead as a reflection of their consumerist destruction of the soul

    they value and covet one anothers garbage

    well uh I don't think any of these things are true of me

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    nic + simon sitting in a tree

    d r a w i n g

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    as a cultural observer i realize that americans want three things

    they want to be a powerful criminal

    they are afraid of the dead as a reflection of their consumerist destruction of the soul

    they value and covet one anothers garbage

    well uh I don't think any of these things are true of me

    Open yr eyes sheep

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    why is it so hard to find a nice arty girl Why why
    why

    *pounds table scattering discarded monster munch all over my man-lair*

    make dating site profiles for yer birds

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    the OKC population here is kinda transient

    like people in town for internships, fellowships with one of the local hospitals, Teach for America, that kind of thing

    I've met some cool girls who I would have liked to date, but they were moving away in, like, a month

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    a lot of these profiles are like 'i am moving away next week'

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    that's just what you say so you can break it off without any awkwardness

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    maybe you do

    I say I've got three weeks to live

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    why is it so hard to find a nice arty girl Why why
    why

    *pounds table scattering discarded monster munch all over my man-lair*

    make dating site profiles for yer birds

    yer gay baby budgies

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I just found this video again in my browsing history. someone make me a profile with this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDZli18zuQ0

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    at this point I'm willing to overlook family guy listed in tv

    thats right

    the future is widening the line

    my rational is im a grown fucking man with stuffed adventure time toys

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I'm imaging berk nervously introducing tynic to the budgies

    getting all tense waiting for their aproval

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