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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    It's a joke that doesn't make much sense without context.

    The context being that he whined in the job thread about being asked to take his jacket off somewhere.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The only good romantic comedies are the ones that play with the formula or subvert it a little because that standard rom-com thing is just fucking terrible by now
    This is true of every genre of movie

    Well yeah I suppose so
    But formulaic movies of other genres I mostly just find boring
    Formulaic rom-coms I actively hate and occasionally fear

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Valentin Zeleznyov was a fucking visionary and I will hear no ill spoken of him

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Valentin Zeleznyov was a fucking visionary and I will hear no ill spoken of him
    Just because he got your thread archived

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Who the hell is Valentin Whatshisface?

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  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i just googled him and this is the last post on his tumblr

    AN IMPORTANT DECISION.
    I’ve really been thinking things over these last few days. Racking my mind, contemplating where i am and where i want to be in life, and i think i’ve finally come to a decision; possibly the biggest decision of my life thus far.
    This November, i’ll be throwing away the 96,751 gamerpoints and huge amounts of prestige i’ve garnered on xbox live as ‘YesConsiderably’ in order to spend gaming’s eighth generation with Nintendo and their Wii U device.
    I know how those people that decide to ditch their careers later on in life in order to pursue something in a totally unrelated field feel. It’s freeing and quite exciting.
    Posted 5 DAYS AGO with 2 notes #JAMES BOND #007 #IAN FLEMING


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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    got a message

    went to her profile

    "jus a bella lookin for her edward ^.~ look me up on christian mingle"

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    *sad trombone

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    got a message

    went to her profile

    "jus a bella lookin for her edward ^.~ look me up on christian mingle"

    You know that kinda turns you on

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I had something like this too. Girl sent me a message, she seemed okay until the last section where she wrote that only married sex between a man and a woman is ok.nda bunch of other bullshit. I did wonder if it was a joke profile where someone was trying to test what level of bullshit they'd put up with to get laid

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    i just googled him and this is the last post on his tumblr

    AN IMPORTANT DECISION.
    I’ve really been thinking things over these last few days. Racking my mind, contemplating where i am and where i want to be in life, and i think i’ve finally come to a decision; possibly the biggest decision of my life thus far.
    This November, i’ll be throwing away the 96,751 gamerpoints and huge amounts of prestige i’ve garnered on xbox live as ‘YesConsiderably’ in order to spend gaming’s eighth generation with Nintendo and their Wii U device.
    I know how those people that decide to ditch their careers later on in life in order to pursue something in a totally unrelated field feel. It’s freeing and quite exciting.
    Posted 5 DAYS AGO with 2 notes #JAMES BOND #007 #IAN FLEMING


    Read more: HTTP://YESCONSIDERABLY.TUMBLR.COM/#IXZZ27JFDDXSR

    Yeah that sounds about right

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    got a message

    went to her profile

    "jus a bella lookin for her edward ^.~ look me up on christian mingle"

    Then you snook into her house at night?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I'm supposed to be calling that girl soon.

    It'll actually be the first time we hear eachother's voice.

    Is it weird to be nervous about my voice? It's all nasally and weird.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Valentin Zeleznyov was a fucking visionary and I will hear no ill spoken of him

    I fucking loved that guy.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Accursed movie times foiling my date plans

    but not to worry! Other movies and cinemas are available!

    man, since when did dating make me so nervous

    I understand that it's been years since I last did this but come on, brain. handle your shit

    There is only one sensible way to bolster yourself

    Perform the Haka

    I'm basically just berating myself right now and telling myself to stay cool goddamn it
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I've been watching Avatar:TLA recently so I can only imagine Gumpy training Solar in some kind of bending art

    Datebending

    What we need here is a montage

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Accursed movie times foiling my date plans

    but not to worry! Other movies and cinemas are available!

    man, since when did dating make me so nervous

    I understand that it's been years since I last did this but come on, brain. handle your shit

    There is only one sensible way to bolster yourself

    Perform the Haka

    I'm basically just berating myself right now and telling myself to stay cool goddamn it
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I've been watching Avatar:TLA recently so I can only imagine Gumpy training Solar in some kind of bending art

    Datebending

    What we need here is a montage


    It would just be a 5 minute video of you negging her shoes.
    That's a joke, negging is for wankers.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    As if I would ever neg anyone

    especially not this lady 'cause she's awesome

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'm missing the Folsom Street Fair today guys. I'm depressed.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm supposed to be calling that girl soon.

    It'll actually be the first time we hear eachother's voice.

    Is it weird to be nervous about my voice? It's all nasally and weird.

    I believe in you, Uriel.

    Don't be afraid to speak.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Also time and date problems are solved

    going to go see Brave instead

    which is cool because Brave looks great

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm supposed to be calling that girl soon.

    It'll actually be the first time we hear eachother's voice.

    Is it weird to be nervous about my voice? It's all nasally and weird.

    I believe in you, Uriel.

    Don't be afraid to speak.

    But if you are, just do sign language into the phone receiver

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm supposed to be calling that girl soon.

    It'll actually be the first time we hear eachother's voice.

    Is it weird to be nervous about my voice? It's all nasally and weird.

    Quick, smoke a pack and down some whisky

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Bought my girl plushies from the disney store

    cost more to actually ship them out

    WeedLordVegeta on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I'm missing the Folsom Street Fair today guys. I'm depressed.

    Same here, but besides brunch with @Aphostile and some non-forumers shortly, I don't have much of a reason besides I don't care too much.
    I've never been, though, so maybe I don't know what I'm missing?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    I'm missing the Folsom Street Fair today guys. I'm depressed.

    Same here, but besides brunch with @Aphostile and some non-forumers shortly, I don't have much of a reason besides I don't care too much.
    I've never been, though, so maybe I don't know what I'm missing?

    Me, dressed up like a freak.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Also time and date problems are solved

    going to go see Brave instead

    which is cool because Brave looks great

    Remember to memorise some talking points about how racist it is against Scottish people.

    Girls love that kinda thing.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    On it

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    It's a joke that doesn't make much sense without context.

    The context being that he whined in the job thread about being asked to take his jacket off somewhere.

    If I remember right, he quit the job over it.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    And women who enjoy casual racism will immediately want to go see it

    (Honest to god being racist about the Scots is apparently a thing around these parts, it's baffling)

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm supposed to be calling that girl soon.

    It'll actually be the first time we hear eachother's voice.

    Is it weird to be nervous about my voice? It's all nasally and weird.

    The solution is to use a voice modulator

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    got a message

    went to her profile

    "jus a bella lookin for her edward ^.~ look me up on christian mingle"

    Then you snook into her house at night?

    "snook"?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    And women who enjoy casual racism will immediately want to go see it

    (Honest to god being racist about the Scots is apparently a thing around these parts, it's baffling)

    But they aren't even people. How can you be racist about them?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    And women who enjoy casual racism will immediately want to go see it

    (Honest to god being racist about the Scots is apparently a thing around these parts, it's baffling)

    You already took our milk, must your take our dignity also? :cry:

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    got a message

    went to her profile

    "jus a bella lookin for her edward ^.~ look me up on christian mingle"

    Then you snook into her house at night?

    "snook"?

    Oh god, thank you.

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Breaking off a long term relationship sucks, I hate making good people sad :(

    Keep my eyes on the horizon I guess!

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The only good romantic comedies are the ones that play with the formula or subvert it a little because that standard rom-com thing is just fucking terrible by now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYRYyvjKL7E

    I've not seen this yet, but the concept is fantastic.

    Legba on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    got a message

    went to her profile

    "jus a bella lookin for her edward ^.~ look me up on christian mingle"

    This means she's cool with a guy being suffocatingly needy.
    That's a good sign.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    ive got a date with the girl I met last week tomorrow
    might seem weird that im nervous since we already slept together but im not really a one night kinda guy so im hoping its not just a one off thing if this post makes any sense

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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