ive got a date with the girl I met last week tomorrow
might seem weird that im nervous since we already slept together but im not really a one night kinda guy so im hoping its not just a one off thing if this post makes any sense
Well, after a bit of OKCupid messaging, I've got a date for tomorrow and another date coming up as soon as she can find some time in her very busy schedule! For being on the site less than 48 hours, this is promising stuff indeed.
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Stand straight up, no moving or it'll tear your dangles right off. If I weren't afraid of that and it had a little table I could get so much more work done thanks to China.
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What?
Thatcher references all up ins.
Well it's about time they automated that process.
Now if they can just set it to work at 3am while you're asleep, turning the process entirely impersonal and unenjoyable.
I thought it was a Maggie reference. I'm a northern lass, I feel your pain.
itll be fine
you are kawaii as fuck
Excuse me, sir, but where can I purchase one of these milking machines?
finally
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So now I'm kinda tired!
But I just talked to that girl and we're probably gonna plan to get some dinner around the first week of October!
Also she didn't think I sounded weird apparently.
I should contact the manufacturer and see what the deal is.
if this thing likes egg salad I've found my soulmate
it's not set up for comfort in a chair or anything like that. you just have to stand up and look forward. no touching.
Get away from my business with your servos and what not.
handwich
handjob hero
I thought that was Irish for cheeseburger.
i read that as "snatch" and thought huh, that's inappropriate even for faq
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ditto
Ill entrust chico to my matchmaking and jokemaking duties
I'm trying to.
(I'm talking about me, natch.)
Do you need something on the side??
Because I am good at what I do
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waiting
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