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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    hopefully it's not a one off type of thing :winky:

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    And women who enjoy casual racism will immediately want to go see it

    (Honest to god being racist about the Scots is apparently a thing around these parts, it's baffling)

    You already took our milk, must your take our dignity also? :cry:

    What?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    And women who enjoy casual racism will immediately want to go see it

    (Honest to god being racist about the Scots is apparently a thing around these parts, it's baffling)

    You already took our milk, must your take our dignity also? :cry:

    What?

    Thatcher references all up ins.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »

    Well it's about time they automated that process.

    Now if they can just set it to work at 3am while you're asleep, turning the process entirely impersonal and unenjoyable.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    And women who enjoy casual racism will immediately want to go see it

    (Honest to god being racist about the Scots is apparently a thing around these parts, it's baffling)

    You already took our milk, must your take our dignity also? :cry:

    What?

    Thatcher references all up ins.

    I thought it was a Maggie reference. I'm a northern lass, I feel your pain.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    ive got a date with the girl I met last week tomorrow
    might seem weird that im nervous since we already slept together but im not really a one night kinda guy so im hoping its not just a one off thing if this post makes any sense

    itll be fine
    you are kawaii as fuck

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Kochi is correct, she is a match-maker!

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »

    Excuse me, sir, but where can I purchase one of these milking machines?

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Hands-free

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    a robot I can fuck

    finally

  • SightTDWSightTDW Registered User regular
    And it has a little screen so I can people's photos and avatars up as I please.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh god that preview image.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I have a bad habit of pacing when I'm on the phone.

    So now I'm kinda tired!

    But I just talked to that girl and we're probably gonna plan to get some dinner around the first week of October!

    Also she didn't think I sounded weird apparently.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Also, that video...

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    China beating Japan at their own game. Damn.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
    Legba
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Hopefully that thing can play cuckold and small dick shaming porn.

    I should contact the manufacturer and see what the deal is.

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    Garlic Bread
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Well, after a bit of OKCupid messaging, I've got a date for tomorrow and another date coming up as soon as she can find some time in her very busy schedule! For being on the site less than 48 hours, this is promising stuff indeed.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »

    if this thing likes egg salad I've found my soulmate

    FutoreHuntera
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I like that it's just a straight up and down stand

    it's not set up for comfort in a chair or anything like that. you just have to stand up and look forward. no touching.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I do not want mechanics of any kind anywhere near my business.

    Get away from my business with your servos and what not.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    kochi make me a match

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    FAQ make me a sandwich.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I make ya a fuckin knuckle sandwich

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    My favorite!

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    knuckle shuffle sandwich

    handwich

    handjob hero

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Wait.

    I thought that was Irish for cheeseburger.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    FAQ wrote: »
    kochi make me a match

    i read that as "snatch" and thought huh, that's inappropriate even for faq

    Peen on
    Futore
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    (Kochikens, please match FAQ up w/ me thx)

    FAQ
  • SightTDWSightTDW Registered User regular
    Stand straight up, no moving or it'll tear your dangles right off. If I weren't afraid of that and it had a little table I could get so much more work done thanks to China.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    kochi please match me up with a fine piece of snatch

    FutoretynicAntimatter
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I have a bad habit of pacing when I'm on the phone.

    ditto

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    Seriously
  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Why is that habit bad?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    say if you paced into an open manhole

    eddizhere
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    that has a different connotation in this thread

    Saleddizhere
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Sorry faq i cant im about to snooze im in bed and sbout to turn off my nightlight

    Ill entrust chico to my matchmaking and jokemaking duties

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    say if you paced into an open manhole

    I'm trying to.

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    TallahasseerielI Win SwordfightsLegba
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    hmm, some pal you are

    Antimatter
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    FAQ, I will make you a match with the best snatch in the batch who will catch anything you can dispatch.

    (I'm talking about me, natch.)

    AntimattereddizhereFAQGatsby
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    @Peen why are you in the dating thread?

    Do you need something on the side??

    Because I am good at what I do

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Keith I am in every thread

    watching

    waiting

    lurker4lyfe

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