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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    you almost had Blink 182 lyrics

    you almost had my heart

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I NEVER THOUGHT

    I'D DIE ALONE

    I LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

    WHO'DVE KNOWN?!

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Spending the night with somebody is very enjoyable after the first 20 minutes or so spent finding that comfortable spot where nobody is getting too warm or losing circulation in an arm

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    It took me forever to get used to sleeping next to a person

    Now it's harder to sleep if he isn't home

    If @Javen is at his computer I sleep alright though

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I NEVER THOUGHT

    I'D DIE ALONE

    I LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

    WHO'DVE KNOWN?!

    I don't find that song relatable because I know I'm going to die alone

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    @Peen why are you in the dating thread?

    Do you need something on the side??

    Because I am good at what I do

    A challenger approaches

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i should probably make some kind of effort to go out and me-ahaha nope

    AntimatterFutoreSeriously
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Approach me in a bar, kiss my tits

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i should probably make some kind of effort to go out and me-ahaha nope

    lay in a ditch outside of a club and wait for women to fall on top of you

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Approach me in a bar, kiss my tits

    does this work on all ladies

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Approach me in a bar, kiss my tits

    does this work on all ladies

    80-90%

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    man that sure is one weird trick to land the ladies

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Nah you just need to see the bars he goes to

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Did I just get owned on??

    Better watch Ye self lest I decide that your titties are blipping on my radar

    Beasteh
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Be off witch lest me burn you

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Then my smooth skin will get the swillataint oh no!

  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    It's a joke that doesn't make much sense without context.

    The context being that he whined in the job thread about being asked to take his jacket off somewhere.

    Yeah. Best Buy.

    That's not really correct, anyway.

    I walked into a room in the back to finish some online training. I took my jacket off, hung it on the back of my chair and sat down. Somebody walked in and said, "Uh, you can't have your jacket back here."

    Apparently, Best Buy has had problems with employee theft.

    I'm, like, WTF? It's my 2nd day and already they don't trust me. No, thanks.

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Why would they trust you two days into it

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    If I ran any sort of chain anything I wouldn't trust anybody ever

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    yeah you don't really trust people until you get to know them

  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    Because I didn't steal anything. Somebody else did. They shouldn't trust that guy.

    Also, I am being harassed by a female coworker.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Damn company policies targeting you specifically, how rude

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  • SliderSlider Registered User regular
    Yes, damn them all.

    ...and a guy I work with asked me out, too.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    You are simply not a real person.

    I refuse to believe it.

    Nothing. Matters.
    MetalbourneWeedLordVegetaNeoTomaBucketmanShenBeastehThat Dave FellaB_RLiiyaFyndir
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    is this your first time interacting with slider

    this is far from surprising behavior

    Gatsby
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I think my brain blocked the memories from forming in self-preservation.

    Nothing. Matters.
    AntimatterWeedLordVegetaGatsby
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    slider you're a goddamned idiot

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I mean, not to mince words

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    The dude is creepin me out!

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i wanna put my weiner in cute ladies but they're not that into it

    the eternal problem

    AntimatterBucketmanBeasteh
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    i wanna put my weiner in cute ladies but they're not that into it

    the eternal problem

    Oh they're into it all right. They're into it a lot. You just have to make friends with them and build up trust first.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Slider wrote: »
    Yes, damn them all.

    ...and a guy I work with asked me out, too.

    Is he hot?

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i wanna put my weiner in cute ladies but they're not that into it

    the eternal problem

    Oh they're into it all right. They're into it a lot. You just have to make friends with them and build up trust first.

    that is just patently false

    Beasteh
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i asked a girl to lunch tomorrow, too

    i've never been to chipotle before

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    i asked a girl to lunch tomorrow, too

    i've never been to chipotle before

    It's a classy joint. Make sure you wear a suit jacket.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i am very picky about my mexican food

    i do not trust chains

    but she really likes chipotle, so

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i wanna put my weiner in cute ladies but they're not that into it

    the eternal problem

    true fact: anti's agreement to this was my 69th's agree

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    heh

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Chipotle is pretty inoffensive
    The burritos are big and cheap
    it's rice is lemony and cilantro-y
    That's really all it's got going for it, but it's still way better than like tacobell or jack in the box mexican

    NeoToma on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    heh

    this is probably sarcastic but i don't care

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