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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    fingering her ass
    her turd kissing my finger
    spring's fragility

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Gafoto wrote: »
    It's amazing how many medical problems go untreated. I wonder if it's anxiety over seeing a doctor or no health insurance or both.

    frequently both

    i fell and hit my head at work earlier today, and when the immediate care clinic told me that they'd have to transfer me via ambulance to a real hospital so i could have a CT scan done, i had a full-fledged panic attack about whether or not it's covered by my insurance, how much is it going to cost me, what if i actually do have a brain bleed or a skull fracture, blah blah

    i think a lot of people would rather just not know how bad of shape they're in

    Antimatter
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Puts a bunch of cats in a sack

    CMOn friends we are going to a party

    And then we actually go to the party instead of the mean alternative

    a spinach party????

    What's that

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Gafoto wrote: »
    It's amazing how many medical problems go untreated. I wonder if it's anxiety over seeing a doctor or no health insurance or both.

    frequently both

    i fell and hit my head at work earlier today, and when the immediate care clinic told me that they'd have to transfer me via ambulance to a real hospital so i could have a CT scan done, i had a full-fledged panic attack about whether or not it's covered by my insurance, how much is it going to cost me, what if i actually do have a brain bleed or a skull fracture, blah blah

    i think a lot of people would rather just not know how bad of shape they're in

    dang! that..that sucks!
    hope your head is okay

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Wait I'm confused I thought these were all tito's confessions??????

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    It's not so anonymous since I yelled it at PAX Karaoke but

    I was born and raised a Parrot Head. I know all the songs (all of them).

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Wait I'm confused I thought these were all tito's confessions??????

    brandon...

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i am in nonstop back pain and have been eating percocet like fuckin candy corn

    this is a bad situation

  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    It's not so anonymous since I yelled it at PAX Karaoke but

    I was born and raised a Parrot Head. I know all the songs (all of them).

    It's okay, let it out. We can help you through this.

    Just let it all out.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i've never been on a date and i'm 26 years old

    :(

    i'll date you anonymous forumer

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    real confession: my dad can't really talk any more and it stresses me out because i'm supposed to look after him sometimes and how can i do that when i have no idea what he's saying

    It's something you can learn

    ask a lot of yes and no questions, come up with signals for commonly used phrases

    the problem with signals is that he can't move very well either

    i do ask heaps of yes or no questions though

    i'm trying to get the hang of it but i don't feel like i'm doing it well enough and that fucking sucks because he's relying on me to help him

    there is a learning curve for both of you, duder

    I have no doubt you're doing fine

    if it will ease your mind, reach out to a local hospital or something, see if they can put you in touch with clinical staff who can tell you their tricks for communicating with non-verbal patients, or, and it's weird I keep coming back to this, a speech therapist

    they will tell you things like putting up flashcards in different parts of the room for your dad to point/stare intently at if he needs to go take a dump or whatever

    just so you know i really appreciate these posts

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Mr Fuzzbutt is by far the best poster on the forums and is super fantastic. Signed, everyone.
    I used to write fanfiction. I'd say what it was but it would immediately give away my identity to a few people. I should probably have it deleted from the site it's on too. Because at least one person might now where it is and I'm not sure that I trust them not to leak it as a joke.
    i didn't find therapy to be very therapeutic because talking about my feelings is uncomfortable to me
    I really like what happened to SE++ after the Glorious Edict was put into place and a lot of the regular troublemakers got themselves banned. It's been a nicer, friendlier place since then and I hated how SE++ used to be.
    Once, back in AOL times, I stayed up late chatting in Lesbian chat rooms, trolling for pics. At one point I talked a "straight lady" into hitting on her gay friend and starting a romance. And since I was like, a fourteen year-old boy at the time, I really can't speak for the veracity of her story.

    crwth on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i am in nonstop back pain and have been eating percocet like fuckin candy corn

    this is a bad situation

    You are set up for some massive withdrawal.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Some advice to everyone talking about how they're to awkward and social inept to meet a counterpart

    My wife was my first girlfriend and I met her because we lived in the same building

    Her brother is even worse than I am and he is marrying a girl he met in his apartment building

    So what I'm saying is, check every apartment in your building for someone who will date you

    And if you come up goose eggs move to another apartment building

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i am in nonstop back pain and have been eating percocet like fuckin candy corn

    this is a bad situation

    this is pretty much my Dad's situation too

  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    Gafoto wrote: »
    It's amazing how many medical problems go untreated. I wonder if it's anxiety over seeing a doctor or no health insurance or both.

    frequently both

    i fell and hit my head at work earlier today, and when the immediate care clinic told me that they'd have to transfer me via ambulance to a real hospital so i could have a CT scan done, i had a full-fledged panic attack about whether or not it's covered by my insurance, how much is it going to cost me, what if i actually do have a brain bleed or a skull fracture, blah blah

    i think a lot of people would rather just not know how bad of shape they're in

    I think you're right. I'm guilty of it myself. I avoided going to the dentist for a few months because I knew it was going to be expensive and require more than just a teeth cleaning. Came out with two new fillings, which is pretty good overall. My wrist that I fell on several months ago not completely healing is getting kind of annoying though. Too bad I gots no health insurance!

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    real confession: my dad can't really talk any more and it stresses me out because i'm supposed to look after him sometimes and how can i do that when i have no idea what he's saying

    It's something you can learn

    ask a lot of yes and no questions, come up with signals for commonly used phrases

    the problem with signals is that he can't move very well either

    i do ask heaps of yes or no questions though

    i'm trying to get the hang of it but i don't feel like i'm doing it well enough and that fucking sucks because he's relying on me to help him

    there is a learning curve for both of you, duder

    I have no doubt you're doing fine

    if it will ease your mind, reach out to a local hospital or something, see if they can put you in touch with clinical staff who can tell you their tricks for communicating with non-verbal patients, or, and it's weird I keep coming back to this, a speech therapist

    they will tell you things like putting up flashcards in different parts of the room for your dad to point/stare intently at if he needs to go take a dump or whatever

    just so you know i really appreciate these posts

    my dad had a stroke in march so I definitely know what you're going through

    PM me any time you need to vent/are panicking

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    -TalShortyIloveslimes
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I've never really been on a date

    but i've had two relationships

    it's weird.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i am in nonstop back pain and have been eating percocet like fuckin candy corn

    this is a bad situation

    You are set up for some massive withdrawal.

    brotha don't i know it

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Confession: Someone quoted Electric Six at the bars tonight and now I can not get Danger Danger High Voltage! out of my head.

    Just that line.

    OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.
    Look, I voted for the guy who wanted a single-payer system. If you wanna just get married I'll move up to Canada, it's nice.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

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    Seriously
  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Confession: I used to frequent Gaia Online. I used a roleplaying forum a whole lot. I was twelve and am asexual and all the cybering going on frustrated me SO MUCH. Why couldn't we all just write collaborative DBZ fanfiction?

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    lots of people don't

    ba dum psh

    D:

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Whyther wrote: »
    Confession: I used to frequent Gaia Online. I used a roleplaying forum a whole lot. I was twelve and am asexual and all the cybering going on frustrated me SO MUCH. Why couldn't we all just write collaborative DBZ fanfiction?
    Barton Town....

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    I suppose this is like answering "How do porcupines have sex?" with "Very carefully"

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Confession: Someone quoted Electric Six at the bars tonight and now I can not get Danger Danger High Voltage! out of my head.

    Just that line.

    OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.

    @Dubh

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Confession: Someone quoted Electric Six at the bars tonight and now I can not get Danger Danger High Voltage! out of my head.

    Just that line.

    OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.
    OH GOD DAMMIT

    FUCK YOU

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Puts a bunch of cats in a sack

    CMOn friends we are going to a party

    And then we actually go to the party instead of the mean alternative

    a spinach party????

    What's that

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I annoy people at work by doing the OH BABY BABY OH BABY BABY part of push it until it gets stuck in their heads

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    oh crap that was for the tumblr !!

  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    Oh
    no

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Bad-Beat on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    I suppose this is like answering "How do porcupines have sex?" with "Very carefully"

    Listen, I don't know what you heard.

    But i did not fuck that porcupine.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i once got doo-doo on my weiner with my ex girlfriend. it was a glob on the tip and i wiped it on a towel and we never talked about it again
    There's some people on the forums who have tried to so hard to establish a gimmick for themselves or they have memetic qualities people repeat about them all the time that it's hard to tell if it's a 'joke' or if it's real, and that's really fucked up. If you are one of those people you really ought to consider what it means when a social community you're a part of has no idea if you're really a pedophile or not.
    I have tons of serious shit that I should confess, that I'd like to confess, but never will. I am unable to open up at all, and fuck me.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    confession there are times when I want to ban like half the forum

    Antimatter
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Holy shit hi

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Some advice to everyone talking about how they're to awkward and social inept to meet a counterpart

    My wife was my first girlfriend and I met her because we lived in the same building

    Her brother is even worse than I am and he is marrying a girl he met in his apartment building

    So what I'm saying is, check every apartment in your building for someone who will date you

    And if you come up goose eggs move to another apartment building

    This can totally backfire if you just have a drunken one-nighter and then every time you bump into each other in the elevator it's awkward city.

  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    pretty much

    i feel so so so so lucky to still be covered under my mom's health insurance through her job

    but that expires at the beginning of next year and then i guess i'm just not allowed to get sick or get hurt anymore

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