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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Confession: I don't really feel the need to let everyone know my business

    But it's right there in your sig!

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    No limit

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    see these finger poop and dick poop stories are why I don't care for butt stuff

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Holy shit hi

    Bring it in, swilly.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    confession there are times when I want to ban like half the forum
    hm

    interesting

    I wonder what rich johnston has to say about it

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    There's some people on the forums who have tried to so hard to establish a gimmick for themselves or they have memetic qualities people repeat about them all the time that it's hard to tell if it's a 'joke' or if it's real, and that's really fucked up. If you are one of those people you really ought to consider what it means when a social community you're a part of has no idea if you're really a pedophile or not.


    dyslexic still posts?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    No limit
    make em say uuuuhhhhhh

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    There's some people on the forums who have tried to so hard to establish a gimmick for themselves or they have memetic qualities people repeat about them all the time that it's hard to tell if it's a 'joke' or if it's real, and that's really fucked up. If you are one of those people you really ought to consider what it means when a social community you're a part of has no idea if you're really a pedophile or not.


    dyslexic hasn't even like

    has he even posted here in months?

    and even then he wasn't doing his creepy schtick for like years

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    butt stuff is okay

    SwillErin The Red
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Confession: I don't really feel the need to let everyone know my business

    But it's right there in your sig!

    Huh
    So it is
    Forget what I said then
    Everyone know my business all the time always

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Dude! Hey!!

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    I suppose this is like answering "How do porcupines have sex?" with "Very carefully"

    Listen, I don't know what you heard.

    But i did not fuck that porcupine.

    Then why are there quills in your dick?

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    To the person/people who don't like therapy because of talking about feelings is uncomfortable

    Hi-5

    T. J. Nutty Nub on
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    I suppose this is like answering "How do porcupines have sex?" with "Very carefully"

    Listen, I don't know what you heard.

    But i did not fuck that porcupine.

    Then why are there quills in your dick?

    he needs to write a letter in white ink

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I never see any of my neighbors. I don't know what the deal is, but the only one I've seen is a fat lady that spent like six months driving a car with "i'm not your'e mom and a sexy grandma" written on it for a while

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Confession: the best time I can remember was when I worked at Walmart, not because I liked the job or liked Walmart. But because at the end of the day I could look back and say I accomplished something. I did something. But I had to quit that job to move for school and I had it. I feel like shit and like I never accomplish anything.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    I suppose this is like answering "How do porcupines have sex?" with "Very carefully"

    Listen, I don't know what you heard.

    But i did not fuck that porcupine.

    Then why are there quills in your dick?

    none of your goddamn business

    I thought this was america, buddy

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Holy shit hi

    Bring it in, swilly.

    I was asking about you at pax this year. Good to see you. But I do get where ya coming from

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Confession: My upstairs neighbors are a couple who fight all the time. I hear the girl crying and screaming horrible things at the guy and he seems to just not care in the slightest. Then I see them out at a bar and they seem like the most lovey-dovey couple in the world.

    I do not understand them.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    I hate nerd music, and I judge people who only listen to nerd music exclusively. By nerd music I mean nerdcore and shit like the Protomen and video game soundtracks. Get some fucking musical taste for Christ's sake. Step outside your nerd bubble for two god damn seconds and grow a personality.
    My ex-girlfriend once told me that a mutual friend had molested a 12-year old boy he babysat. She was really angry at him at the time and she tended to exaggerate things. That same friend is now teaching middle-school history and I don't know if I should anonymously tell the school or not. If it's not true then I may have ruined his career and possibly his life for nothing, but if it's true and he hurts a kid because I didn't say anything I'd feel like a monster.
    I have gone ass 2 mouth on a dude.
    I feel sorry for bronies who are not pedophiles or creepy weirdos with autism. There's some of them who seem like nice guys and they like this show and it doesn't seem to be for any weird fucked up reasons, but they have to endure a community full of spergoids and pedos. They have my pity.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Some advice to everyone talking about how they're to awkward and social inept to meet a counterpart

    My wife was my first girlfriend and I met her because we lived in the same building

    Her brother is even worse than I am and he is marrying a girl he met in his apartment building

    So what I'm saying is, check every apartment in your building for someone who will date you

    And if you come up goose eggs move to another apartment building

    This can totally backfire if you just have a drunken one-nighter and then every time you bump into each other in the elevator it's awkward city.

    You pays your money you takes your chances Weaver
    It's a lot more than some of these poor souls have now

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Dude! Hey!!

    D-do I know you?
    <3 Been too long

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    was there even anyone outside Dyslexic that confession applies to?

    PikaPuff maybe, but does he even post around here?

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I think I might be working on alcoholism again

    Only time will tell

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    people who hate the Protomen because they are "nerd music" absolutely mystify me

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    the girl I'm currently seeing and I have been together since highschool with the exception of one year-long breakup where we saw other people before getting back together

    when we were no longer seeing each other one of her old friends (let's call her friend 1) from highschool came onto me at a bar and made out with me and I was drunk so I didn't stop her. now-girlfriend found out and was very upset

    I talked her down and informed her that we just kissed but that friend ended up coming home with me and my friends that night. We almost had sex but didn't

    however apparently another one of her friends (friend 2) was talking to my now-girlfriend that night and lied to her and said that friend 1 went back to the same guy's place that friend 2 went to

    when in reality friend 1 only came home with me because friend 2 wanted to go bang the guy she was with

    now i'm in an awkward place because i haven't figured out how or when to bring it up or if i even should because nothing happened. But friend 1 told friend 2 we fucked even though I swear on my life we did not, and I'm scared one day friend 2 is gonna be pissed at me or just be super drunk and leak it out and everything is going to go to shit

    my one solace about this not happening before I can find a way to talk about it is that friends 1 and 2 would be in just as much of a doghouse for lying to her in the first place




    ugh

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    @moriveth

    @Neville and I are right here.

    TOO LATE I ALREADY STARTED DRINKING

    or rather

    eating this vodka jello

    you have failed us all

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    dyslexic clearly

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    video game soundtracks rule but nerdcore tends to be pretty bad

    such are my opinions

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It's so hard to find a good dom

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    BLM - ACAB
    Centipede Damascus
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Holy shit hi

    Bring it in, swilly.

    I was asking about you at pax this year. Good to see you. But I do get where ya coming from

    Yeah, I was talking with Dave... yesterday and he mentioned you guys which is why I thought I'd check in. That PAX was 2 fucking years ago. Fuck.

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    dyslexic clearly
    i have not seen him post in
    years?

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    people who hate the Protomen because they are "nerd music" absolutely mystify me

    can i hate the Protomen because they're bad

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    dyslexic clearly

    When was the last time he even posted?

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u
    swordfights was right when he said you are a tiring person

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    protomen are great, whateva haters

    literally the most their stuff has in common with the games are names

    nothing else, and they rock hard

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    people who hate the Protomen because they are "nerd music" absolutely mystify me

    can i hate the Protomen because they're bad
    it's why i dislike them

    why do other people have shitty taste in music, it's a mystery

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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