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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u
    swordfights was right when he said you are a tiring person
    coolio

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    There actually is a forumer I'd love to date but it won't happen any time soon.

    its cool baby, i'm open. come over!

    also, i think i know who this was.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u
    swordfights was right when he said you are a tiring person
    coolio
    i don't think you understand what i am saying

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    yeah the Protomen are just a good band in their own right, I play video games and I didn't even know it was supposed to be Megaman until someone told me

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    AntimatterShorty
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u
    swordfights was right when he said you are a tiring person
    coolio
    i don't think you understand what i am saying
    oh I get

    jokes

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I basically can't think of another forumer who had "ha ha, I sure am a pedophile!" as their shtick, really.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    people who hate the Protomen because they are "nerd music" absolutely mystify me

    can i hate the Protomen because they're bad

    if you want to be wrong, sure

    interrobangAntimatterGatsbyThe Betgirl
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    was there even anyone outside Dyslexic that confession applies to?

    PikaPuff maybe, but does he even post around here?

    In the MLP thread, yeah. Maybe elsewhere.

    Also, he had dinner with my family once. Went alright.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    noting on the record that @PipTheFair is a stand-up fella

    SwillDonovan Puppyfucker
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Confession: when I am driving and have taken the same turn as someone ahead of me a few times I will just take a different turn than them even if it is a turn in the direction I don't need to go.

    Also I hate when I stop at a stop light right next to someone so I try not to do that.

    xet8c.gif
    Seriously
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I feel like Dyslexic being a brony is consistent with his character.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Confession: Someone quoted Electric Six at the bars tonight and now I can not get Danger Danger High Voltage! out of my head.

    Just that line.

    OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.

    you wrnt to the bars tonight?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Confession: when I am driving and have taken the same turn as someone ahead of me a few times I will just take a different turn than them even if it is a turn in the direction I don't need to go.

    Also I hate when I stop at a stop light right next to someone so I try not to do that.

    social anxiety sucks

    AntimatterCentipede DamascusThe Cow KingEnd
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Puts a bunch of cats in a sack

    CMOn friends we are going to a party

    And then we actually go to the party instead of the mean alternative

    a spinach party????

    What's that

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    hahahahah

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    no limit

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
    Swill
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    way of the future

    AntimatterSwill
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u
    swordfights was right when he said you are a tiring person

    now I go back and forth on Pip

    but in that particular disagreement he was definitely in the right

    WeedLordVegeta
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    way of the future

    way of the future

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    SwillThat Dave Fella
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    way of the future

    way of the future
    way of the future

    Swill
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    way of the future

    way of the future
    way of the future
    way of the future

    BusterK on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Dude! Hey!!

    D-do I know you?
    <3 Been too long

    awe shit!
    sup dude? long time!

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    May of the future

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Confession: Someone quoted Electric Six at the bars tonight and now I can not get Danger Danger High Voltage! out of my head.

    Just that line.

    OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.

    you wrnt to the bars tonight?

    Yeah my roommate and his dumb girlfriend wanted to go out and get dinner, we went to a bar so I had a few drinks. They wanted to go to a dance club and I said screw that and went home.

    Yeahhhhhh. Doing laundry for my wine tasting tomorrow now.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    people establish memetic qualities in real-life friendships too

    don't see what the big deal is

    and who's the pedophile

    u
    swordfights was right when he said you are a tiring person

    now I go back and forth on Pip

    but in that particular disagreement he was definitely in the right

    i don't remember what they were talking about and don't care

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I am mentally incapable of fremdschämen

    From Urban Dictionary:
    A German term which describes the process of being vicariously embarrassed by someone else. For example when somebody's concept for a great party gag goes terrible wrong and you watch him fail in the middle of all of his friends.

    like

    when people talk about how it's hard for them to watch such-and-such because of "second hand embarassment", I am completely baffled

    I watched Superbad with a buddy of mine in the theater and at one point in the film he got up and walked out for a little bit and came back because the fremdschämen was too much and it was making him super uncomfortable.

  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I had an MFM threesome
    I got HSV 1
    He was the producer and director of a few amateur porn movies me and my then gf were in but they never saw the light of day

    POW!

    mrt144 on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I will be honest the question of "But is it covered by my health insurance?" is so alien to me I might as well get anxious about my gill-slits getting Martian parasites.

    Like the idea of not going to the doctor because you cannot afford to do so is insane. I don't know how you people live in those conditions.

    In poor health and with lots of anxiety.

    I suppose this is like answering "How do porcupines have sex?" with "Very carefully"

    Listen, I don't know what you heard.

    But i did not fuck that porcupine.

    Then why are there quills in your dick?

    he needs to write a letter in white ink

    Well played.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Dude! Hey!!

    D-do I know you?
    <3 Been too long

    aah now I'm being all nostalgic for PAXes past

    I hope you posting here doesn't mean your life's in the crapper!

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    way of the future

    way of the future

    way

    of the future

    Swill
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Confession: Someone quoted Electric Six at the bars tonight and now I can not get Danger Danger High Voltage! out of my head.

    Just that line.

    OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER.

    you wrnt to the bars tonight?

    Yeah my roommate and his dumb girlfriend wanted to go out and get dinner, we went to a bar so I had a few drinks. They wanted to go to a dance club and I said screw that and went home.

    Yeahhhhhh. Doing laundry for my wine tasting tomorrow now.

    get all dem collars starched, brah

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    way of the future

    way of the future
    way of the future
    way of the future
    *cough*
    way of the future

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    AntimatterThat Dave Fella
  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    HSV 1 is the one on your junk right

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I am mentally incapable of fremdschämen

    From Urban Dictionary:
    A German term which describes the process of being vicariously embarrassed by someone else. For example when somebody's concept for a great party gag goes terrible wrong and you watch him fail in the middle of all of his friends.

    like

    when people talk about how it's hard for them to watch such-and-such because of "second hand embarassment", I am completely baffled

    I watched Superbad with a buddy of mine in the theater and at one point in the film he got up and walked out for a little bit and came back because the fremdschämen was too much and it was making him super uncomfortable.

    how do you feel about Louie

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    neville wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I woke up super early and before I start my day, thought it was worth browsing these forums for the first time in months; perfect timing it would seem.

    Posting here is like a safety net for when your life is in the crapper because everyone is so awesome but I found it hard to get my life sorted while still posting so decided to stop altogether. Despite the fact there are some friends on here who I haven't spoken to in ages and would love to, I feel it's probably best not to start posting regularly again for fear of having my life go backwards.

    Life is strange is what I'm saying.

    Dude! Hey!!

    D-do I know you?
    <3 Been too long

    awe shit!
    sup dude? long time!

    The times spent in your car will always be special to me.

    aah now I'm being all nostalgic for PAXes past

    I hope you posting here doesn't mean your life's in the crapper!

    Tell me about it.

    Nah, it's all good dude. Things going in the right directions etc... Hope it's all good wit' u dawg.

    Bad-Beat on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    I really enjoy reading incest stories, they're my favorite erotic stories
    I prank called Vivixenne this one time when she put her mobile number on the forum and when she answered I rickroll'd her and it was totally hilarious aw jeah.
    I wish I could tell my dad how much I feel like he fucked up my childhood, but I don't want to hurt his feelings.

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  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    HSV 1 is the one on your junk right

    Nope, thats the best part about it. I dodged a bullet by having it contracted down there since subsequent outbreaks are rare. 6+ years and outbreak free.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Fun Fact: Howard Hughes was racist in a really weird way
    He was literally afraid of black people
    It's referenced in The Aviator when his mom tells him about how all the black neighborhoods have tuberculosis

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    I prank called Vivixenne this one time when she put her mobile number on the forum and when she answered I rickroll'd her and it was totally hilarious aw jeah.

    blake!!!

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I am mentally incapable of fremdschämen

    From Urban Dictionary:
    A German term which describes the process of being vicariously embarrassed by someone else. For example when somebody's concept for a great party gag goes terrible wrong and you watch him fail in the middle of all of his friends.

    like

    when people talk about how it's hard for them to watch such-and-such because of "second hand embarassment", I am completely baffled

    I watched Superbad with a buddy of mine in the theater and at one point in the film he got up and walked out for a little bit and came back because the fremdschämen was too much and it was making him super uncomfortable.

    how do you feel about Louie

    It's hilarious.

    Sometimes when me and my fiancee are watching it she will curl up into a little ball clutching a pillow and start making wincing in pain noises and I'm like

    i don't get it

  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Once I was driving and someone cut me off and was generally driving awfully so I followed them for about ten minutes until they parked at where I assume was their job and I drove by, shouting at them.

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