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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Confession: The night PAX started, my girlfriend went on a trip somewhere else and I forgot. When she sent me a text about being at the airport, I thought she went to PAX without me and got super jealous that she didn't invite me, until she reminded me where she actually went.

    I love this.

    I was super sad for a whole hour! I seriously thought she didn't tell me because she thought I was broke or something.

    Sassori
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Today I was out checking out the shops along Hawthorne ave by the Baghdad theatre. I found a little art shop that had a bunch of sculpture, and one was of the egyptian goddess bast. At the time I sorta wanted the statue but I couldn't think of a place to put it, but now I want it and I know exactly where I'd put it.
    y-you mean up a butt?

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Whenever I bought Nutella my roommates would eat it before I would finish it

    and then i murdered them.
    And then buried them under your secret hazelnut tree farm.

    Where you one day hope to make your own nutella.

  • tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    I have nutella in the cupoard but I'm scared to break the seal on the jar

    I'll wake up in a few hours in a cold sweat, empty jar clutched in one hand, spoon in the other. Somehow missing my pants and one shoe, chocolate spread on my face like war paint

    This is my life. I feel for you.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Whenever I bought Nutella my roommates would eat it before I would finish it

    and then i murdered them.
    And then buried them under your secret hazelnut tree farm.

    Where you one day hope to make your own nutella.

    shit

    when did i leave my super secret dream journal out?!????

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    @antimatter if I punch myself in the butt will you stay?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Berk wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    it has been 0 days since we've talked about TFS

    this is a thing that has never been funny

    it's not supposed to be funny

    what is the point of an often repeated circle jerk around someone who doesn't even post here anymore and where nothing new is ever said

    "i didn't like teefs"
    "i liked teefs, i don't know why people didn't"
    "i never had an opinion on teefs"

    there i did it for us all

    oh I liked teefs but i know why people didn't


    because they're male and rape enabling cis-scum

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    don't do this

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    I'm the dog in this scenario

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    A hard-learned lesson is to not store nutella in the fridge! I made the mistake of keeping it in the fridge, then got a craving and toasted some cinnamon raisin bread and reached in, only to find the nutella in a solid state. Had to wait hours for it to de-harden

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    Today I was out checking out the shops along Hawthorne ave by the Baghdad theatre. I found a little art shop that had a bunch of sculpture, and one was of the egyptian goddess bast. At the time I sorta wanted the statue but I couldn't think of a place to put it, but now I want it and I know exactly where I'd put it.
    y-you mean up a butt?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlhyX-4qKI

  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    Taskman wrote: »
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Taskman wrote: »
    Confession I suppose: When I was a child I went to Florida during my school holidays (my grandfather moved there from Gloucester and we went to visit him). After we had arrived and settled in, he took us for a meal, at which point I spent 45 minutes disbelievingly arguing that the stuff they had served on my food was not actually cheese but in fact a type of salt-flavoured yellow plastic tile.
    Nearly twenty years on I feel a bit embarrassed about that. Still can't stand processed cheese though. Also spray cheese should be reclassified as a chemical weapon.

    Sounds like a Kraft Single! And ditto on the Easy Cheese.

    Quite possibly! I don't know the brand I'm afraid; I mostly just remember recoiling in shock, and then feeling a lot if righteous indignation. In fairness, seven year old me tended to do this quite a bit. It was bad cheese though. Is easy cheese what the spray stuff is called? I'll take them at their word on easy, but not on cheese...

    ---

    @Antimatter I haven't really known you or interacted with you for very long (2 days ago?) but you seem pretty cool. Don't let some goose who has to hide behind an anonymous identity get you down!

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    Kadith
  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Confession: I haven't been all that depressed lately, but everyone thinks I have because of my comics. I'm fairly content at the moment

    AntimatterLegbaJayKaosKadithdbrock270BusterKTrippyJingI Win SwordfightsAnialos
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Confession: I haven't been all that depressed lately, but everyone thinks I have because of my comics. I'm fairly content at the moment

    but mei just broke up with you???!?!?!???

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    confession: fuck today

    Antimatter
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Now I think there are a lot of great people on these forums but I can't help but feel there's is an underlying homophobic culture about this place. I saw a ton of hompobic posts on these forums in the older times, and now I just see the people who would say the nastiest things about gay people act like they've always been accepting of gay people.
    You have a nemesis! They're responsible for brainwashing good honest forumers and turning them against you. So it's understandable why you think about them all the time. Even though they've been banned for years. But you don't harbour any kind of grudge, no way, you just compare people to them as a go-to insult for comedic purposes.
    I'm pretty certain that the person who is all concerned that Anti is turning into TFS is the same person who took "ask me anything" to mean "passive-aggressively criticize me in the form of multiple questions" and needs to examine why the fuck they're doing that and also stop. Anti as someone who likes both you and Karen and still talks to her you are definitely not "turning into her".

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    fuck it @crwth you can ignore my confession because I'm going to just say it.

    I'm pretty sure the person who is worried that Anti is turning into Teefs is the same one who took her "Ask Me Anything" thread as an invitation to passive-aggressively criticize her in the form of loaded questions. If so, they should probably take a look at why they're doing this shit and also stop.

    @antimatter as someone who likes both of you (and still talks to TFS) you are definitely not turning into her and anyone who says so is either basing it on superficial shit, or is being dishonest. Either way, fuck em.

    Kadithdbrock270GatsbyUsagiSaraLunaToxMortal SkyWeedLordVegetaNerdgasmicCrimson KingAnialos
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.

    GatsbyinterrobangNerdgasmicJayKaos
  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    crwth wrote: »
    I'm pretty certain that the person who is all concerned that Anti is turning into TFS is the same person who took "ask me anything" to mean "passive-aggressively criticize me in the form of multiple questions" and needs to examine why the fuck they're doing that and also stop. Anti as someone who likes both you and Karen and still talks to her you are definitely not "turning into her".

    I mean if the guy who posted that really had a problem with Anti he could've talked to her himself and not posted it anonymously in a confessions thread.

    Kind of a shitty move if you ask me.

    dbrock270 on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    It could be so much worse

    George Fornby GrillNerdgasmic
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I've grown less suspicious/cynical of online relationships and crushes since meeting the woman of my dreams on facebook thanks to an accidental friend request.

    You Got Poked

    starring Tom Hanks as Gatsby

    Oh great, I just whitewashed Gatsby.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    man, thinking back to the voting to get banned thing, I totally voted for TFS for unrelated reasons when Pony's rant for why he shouldn't be banned was transphobic as all get out. I feel bad about that, even though I don't like Karen.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Why?

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    without an avatar @Antimatter has become Antimatter the Agreeable Ghost

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I am literally in awe of @Stale. I've known many men who have been broken by a fraction of the shit he's been through, and just look at him go! Still cooking and cracking jokes and being cool. It is genuinely inspiring.

    chromdomMortal Sky
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I've grown less suspicious/cynical of online relationships and crushes since meeting the woman of my dreams on facebook thanks to an accidental friend request.

    You Got Poked

    starring Tom Hanks as Gatsby

    Oh great, I just whitewashed Gatsby.

    I was waiting for this to sink in

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOgvlfWKw-I

    Antimatter
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Why?

    Because someone took the opportunity to say something unpleasant. And it doesn't sit well with me.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Why?

    Because someone took the opportunity to say something unpleasant. And it doesn't sit well with me.
    they're well within their rights to do so.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Let me gauge reactions before admitting it was me, heh.

    Also confession: apparently I have no idea how to spell gauge.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Let me gauge reactions before admitting it was me, heh.

    Also confession: apparently I have no idea how to spell gauge.

    not a fan of 90s porn I see

    KadithGeorge Fornby GrillTox
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Why?

    Because someone took the opportunity to say something unpleasant. And it doesn't sit well with me.

    I'm especially pissed off and conflicted about this now as well, because this is a great thread and a tool which has obviously helped a lot of people get stuff off their chest or find support with their problems.

    And now someone's gone and spoiled it by anonymously insulting someone (hell, two people) for no fucking good reason.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Why?

    Because someone took the opportunity to say something unpleasant. And it doesn't sit well with me.

    That is the same problem the entirety of the internet has

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    some times i forget gatsby isn't white.

    Though to be fair, i get the feeling he does too.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Confession: The night PAX started, my girlfriend went on a trip somewhere else and I forgot. When she sent me a text about being at the airport, I thought she went to PAX without me and got super jealous that she didn't invite me, until she reminded me where she actually went.

    I love this.

    I was super sad for a whole hour! I seriously thought she didn't tell me because she thought I was broke or something.

    Awwwwwwwwwww. . .

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  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i had a dream about @Liiya last night

    specifically her avatar

    for some reason it was twice as big as everyone else's and i was like that is BULLSHIT!!

    It is because I am twice as important, yay!

    this is nonsense i mean have you SEEN my likes/awesomes??

    i cannot believe this

    Yeah yeah quality not quantity matey.

    i don't know what @Matey has to do with this...

    damn...

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    some times i forget gatsby isn't white.

    Though to be fair, i get the feeling he does too.

    Just don't offer me free english lessons

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Why?

    Because someone took the opportunity to say something unpleasant. And it doesn't sit well with me.
    they're well within their rights to do so.

    Just because they have the right to say it doesn't mean it's true, nor that it was acceptable to say it.

    GatsbyAnialos
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Can we post more catpics

    I forgot to imgur the ones on my phone while I was at the library :(

    Antimatter
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Let me gauge reactions before admitting it was me, heh.

    Also confession: apparently I have no idea how to spell gauge.

    not a fan of 90s porn I see

    The spelling of it just looks wrong and dumb.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Let me gauge reactions before admitting it was me, heh.

    Also confession: apparently I have no idea how to spell gauge.

    not a fan of 90s porn I see

    The spelling of it just looks wrong and dumb.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    confession: I'm beginning to wonder if allowing anonymous confessions is such a good idea.
    Let me gauge reactions before admitting it was me, heh.

    Also confession: apparently I have no idea how to spell gauge.

    not a fan of 90s porn I see

    The spelling of it just looks wrong and dumb.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    some times i forget gatsby isn't white.

    Though to be fair, i get the feeling he does too.

    Just don't offer me free english lessons

    I find it hard not to think of Gatsby as a goddamn dwarf with a bazooka

    Do Dwarves speak English

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