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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Confession: I have an overwhelming suspicion that Totino's is a corporation devoted to killing off all unhealthy eaters. I just saw a bag of pizza rolls that encouraged you to dip them in ranch dressing. It even had a peel-off coupon for $1 off a bottle of dressing.

    that's just good old fashioned corporate synergy

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    sometimes i think about sitting under a tree until i obtain enlightment. but then i remember i got a short attention span and would probably be bored within the minute.

    Dang Dino, just "obtain enlightenment" the way most american Buddhists these days do.

    Smoke pot.

    You can't do it like that. You have to mooch off of other people and screw women of questionable age, too.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    sometimes i think about sitting under a tree until i obtain enlightment. but then i remember i got a short attention span and would probably be bored within the minute.

    Dang Dino, just "obtain enlightenment" the way most american Buddhists these days do.

    Smoke pot.

    did that for years. just made me hate the matrix, juggalos, plastic bottles, and air fresheners. it did give me a deep appreciation of gangster rap, nice chairs, all food, and sand.

    also learned that apathy is not the same as being detached from something.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    whoever wanted smooches, mwah

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Man screw juggalos.

    One of them stole my MP3 player.

    Ubik
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hey @berk how do you feel about there being a cartoon network how to train your dragon cartoon about riding you
    I find a lot of internet girls to be so tiresome. If somebody confuses my for a guy, I get over it and sometimes play to it. I cannot stand "But I'm a guurrlll" posts. But secretly, I want to be in on the girly club.

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    Kochikens
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Just found out that my best friend's girl has been cheating on him. I had this moment of completely blinding, murderous rage and wanted to fuckin throttle her, and I haven't had that kind of anger in a long, long time. I used to be that angry like, every day all day until I went to sleep, and I don't want to be that guy any more, angry and violent and too sad to see that he's destroying himself with hatred. It's so hard to maintain my love and compassion in the face of such cruelty and callow disregard for another person's feelings. This world confuses me, guys :(

    if you want to pursue Buddhism you have to stop caring

    you gotta let all of that go

    I know. :( its hard though, I've always been the type of person to get all riled up over people treating i care about poorly. Just... So mad. You are totes right though pip.

    What's done in anger is usually ended in regret
    There's nothing wrong with positive action or empathy
    You just have to be patient, think about what you're going to do and say with a clear head

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Buddhism is a thing that appealed to me. I was laying there, racked with arthritis a couple years ago and pretty much unable to move and of course I wondered why Buddhists were so happy. So I looked it up and thought to myself, "Oh wow, this is stuff I can understand," So I've wanted to be a Buddhist for a while now but I have no idea where to start.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    there is very few groups of people i hate in this world. juggalos are among them.

    It's not even so much that ICP is shit. Cause ICP is shit, don't get me wrong. But lots of groups like shit things and they aren't necessarily shit people.

    godmode
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I often play music and movies and stuff that I love for friends, but it seems to always end up with me going, "Just wait a minute, the good part is coming up soon."

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    Gatsby
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Buddhism seems like a pretty cool thing to me too.

    But I'm too apathetic.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    The key to dirty talk is confidence.

    Nothing. Matters.
    GatsbySassoriSwill
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    Erin The Redskettios
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    The key to dirty talk is confidence.

    I mean, it's not like I stuttered or anything!

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    whoever wanted smooches, mwah

    Ew cooties.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    It's her loss. I already told her I'm never speaking again while I'm naked.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Madam if i may, you are invited to the 6:20 transit of My Penis.

    This is why i don't dirty talk. I can't not make everything a joke, unless i am upset.

    godmodeMetalbourneSassoriskettiosA Dabble Of Thelonius
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    buddschism

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    godmode wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    It's her loss. I already told her I'm never speaking again while I'm naked.

    maybe that's her secret fetish?

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    buddhism more like bud jism

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Madam if i may, you are invited to the 6:20 transit of My Penis.

    This is why i don't dirty talk. I can't not make everything a joke, unless i am upset.

    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party!

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    It's her loss. I already told her I'm never speaking again while I'm naked.

    You have just penned an invitation for a ball-gag, sir.

    SassoriMortal SkychromdomThe BetgirlskettiosAnialos
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Confession:

    I like Biggie a hell of a lot more than I ever liked Tupac

    Fire TruckThe Cow King
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Confession: I like big butts and I cannot lie.

    chromdom
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I myself calmed down a lot in college after I read the Tao Te Ching
    Buddhism never appealed to me, with it's middle path and abandonment of the self
    Taoism on the other hand felt strangely easier to integrate into my Catholic upbringing because it was almost the exact opposite
    There are times when you bend and times when you fight
    There's virtue in the pain of struggle and virtue in going with the flow

    It made much more sense to me

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    was it ever revealed in that episode of friends what ross said when he was trying to dirty talk that was so horrifying

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    buddschism

    Have you met my buddy?

    He was In the movie Chisum.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    It's her loss. I already told her I'm never speaking again while I'm naked.

    You have just penned an invitation for a ball-gag, sir.

    doesn't have to be a ball gag. lots of good sexy time gags.

    Sassorichromdom
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    was it ever revealed in that episode of friends what ross said when he was trying to dirty talk that was so horrifying
    You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    As if John Wayne would be my friend...

    :(

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    @Antimatter: girl you super rad, don't feel down :(

    Confession: I haven't drawn teh confession comics yet, I've been making bad doodels and being real upset at them. And then I found old work i was like, "Oh gross, people liked that?". I will still draw them but I feel down about that.

    I have decided my persona will be a catgirl. I feel so free.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    I myself calmed down a lot in college after I read the Tao Te Ching
    Buddhism never appealed to me, with it's middle path and abandonment of the self
    Taoism on the other hand felt strangely easier to integrate into my Catholic upbringing because it was almost the exact opposite
    There are times when you bend and times when you fight
    There's virtue in the pain of struggle and virtue in going with the flow

    It made much more sense to me

    I'll look up Taoism, too.
    Uriel wrote: »
    As if John Wayne would be my friend...

    :(

    Of course he wouldn't, he's dead.

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Clean socks work if you working off of the spur of the moment and didn't really plan ahead.

    Gatsby
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    It's her loss. I already told her I'm never speaking again while I'm naked.

    You have just penned an invitation for a ball-gag, sir.

    doesn't have to be a ball gag. lots of good sexy time gags.

    Yeah, I already told her I'm not into ball gags for either of us- they remind me of that scene from Pulp Fiction and that doesn't turn me on.

  • existexist Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    was it ever revealed in that episode of friends what ross said when he was trying to dirty talk that was so horrifying
    You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

    no that's seinfeld

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    Swill
  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    The other night I tried talking dirty during sexytimes and then she made fun of me the next day and now I feel dumb

    W-what did you say...?

    Nothing even that outlandish...just something along the lines of "ride my cock". Then she made fun of me for it all goddamn day.
    that ain't cool, yo

    It's her loss. I already told her I'm never speaking again while I'm naked.

    You have just penned an invitation for a ball-gag, sir.

    doesn't have to be a ball gag. lots of good sexy time gags.

    Yeah, I already told her I'm not into ball gags for either of us- they remind me of that scene from Pulp Fiction and that doesn't turn me on.

    missin' out

    GatsbyUnbreakableVowAntimatter
  • existexist Registered User regular
    god dammit

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    Swill
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Clean socks work if you working off of the spur of the moment and didn't really plan ahead.

    I typically use undergarments.

    Tox
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    As if John Wayne would be my friend...

    :(

    wayne was apparently a super nice guy actually

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