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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I'm pretty curious, actually. It okay if I get a link?

    Me too. PM please.

    Hell now I'm too curious as well. @antimatter

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    I thought I was gay, but then it turned out that I was pansexual.

    Just pans? What about other kitchenware?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    She only likes satyrs and flutes

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Ahh, I could see the appeal of satyrs.

    Although the mermaid problem with the lower half kind of applies there too.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    Ahh, I could see the appeal of satyrs.

    Although the mermaid problem with the lower half kind of applies there too.

    Y'ever hear of a Satyr Play

    'Cause trust me

    That'll change your mind about that "problem"

  • Cleobulus of LindosCleobulus of Lindos Registered User new member
    Unfortunately we have only fragments of most of the Satyr plays. But there's one great piece we have from a play where a baby Achilles has to stroke an old man's phallus.

    just fyi.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Unfortunately we have only fragments of most of the Satyr plays. But there's one great piece we have from a play where a baby Achilles has to stroke an old man's phallus.

    just fyi.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    metal did you start being delightful only recently or did I just not notice before

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I'm pretty curious, actually. It okay if I get a link?

    Me too. PM please.

    Hell now I'm too curious as well. @antimatter

    actually me too, please

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    metal did you start being delightful only recently or did I just not notice before

    Just started posting in SE

    Antimatter
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    metal did you start being delightful only recently or did I just not notice before

    Probably the first one.

    I don't remember...you know...liking people until now.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    It's okay, you won't like us once you get to know us better.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    metal did you start being delightful only recently or did I just not notice before

    Just started posting in SE

    that'd explain it

    Antimatter
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I too would like to see this transwoman blog

    incidentally my phone tried to correct that to 'transform an'

    @antimatter

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    uhh

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I too would like to see this transwoman blog

    incidentally my phone tried to correct that to 'transform an'

    @antimatter

    send that my way too

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    so a friend of mine from university answered a want-ad for a porn site

    she was all YEAH I'M GOING TO GET INTO PORN

    i tried to talk her out of it but eh

    she's a grown-up, makes her own choices

    so she goes to this meeting with the dude from the site, he has her do a naked photo shoot and blow some dude

    she's okay with this

    they say they'll call her

    couple days later, they call her and the guy's like yyyyeah i talked to the dudes who run the network our site is a part of and they don't think you'll fit our audience but you've got a lot of great energy and you're super nice so if you want to come out to our shoots in the future and work as a fluffer we'll pay you for it

    she tried to get him to clarify what he meant by fit our audience and he tried to dance around and eventually told her she's basically too fat

    she did not take this well

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i want to laugh but then I don't.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    so a friend of mine from university answered a want-ad for a porn site

    she was all YEAH I'M GOING TO GET INTO PORN

    i tried to talk her out of it but eh

    she's a grown-up, makes her own choices

    so she goes to this meeting with the dude from the site, he has her do a naked photo shoot and blow some dude

    she's okay with this

    they say they'll call her

    couple days later, they call her and the guy's like yyyyeah i talked to the dudes who run the network our site is a part of and they don't think you'll fit our audience but you've got a lot of great energy and you're super nice so if you want to come out to our shoots in the future and work as a fluffer we'll pay you for it

    she tried to get him to clarify what he meant by fit our audience and he tried to dance around and eventually told her she's basically too fat

    she did not take this well

    Right after I read this I found out that a friend of mine is going to try to audition for a porn with buck angel

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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Let's just make our own porn. Who's in?

    I'll get the glowsticks.

    Metalbourne
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Let's just make our own porn. Who's in?

    I'll get the glowsticks.

    Yo.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    KalTorak wrote: »

    Holy shit

    Metalbourne on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    That is a very meticulous post.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Hey

    Silly people

    That has direct links to porn

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That person is terrifying.

  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I've always been interested in the biographers of porn. Myself, I look for thematic content, yet that poster is someone who diligently follows one lady throughout her illustrious career. Is that creepy? I read it and part of me enjoys the passion behind the post, the work, the human dedication and thought, but another part of me looks at him as some crazed fan, living his sex life through her career. I think he would be one of those people that would walk up to Lexi and start talking as if they knew each other for years. But yet...

    Isn't that examination of porn more humane than my own? To me, the people matter little, it's the actions, the scenes, the fetishes that I care for; in short, I search for my object of desire when watching porn. This poster, he searches out the person and desires to see her grow. I can't help believe that in some ways that poster has a healthier habit than my own. Yet...

    His world seems to be this fantastic life he has built around her, while my own view of porn does not build a life; how can it when I am just searching for objects of desire? But my own search distances myself from porn, and I'm able to separate reality from porno, my life from the fetish. Yet he does not seem capable of this. So what does this mean? If his search for an orgasm allows him to see a porn star as a person and my own excites my dick from the mere actions, then is it healthier to jack off to desires or to people? Is objectification healthier when viewing porn? Or should we all see the stars as people and love them as people, as this poster seems to do?

    Lilnoobs on
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    six degrees of porn

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Six degrees of sepornration

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    I've always been interested in the biographers of porn. Myself, I look for thematic content, yet that poster is someone who diligently follows one lady throughout her illustrious career. Is that creepy? I read it and part of me enjoys the passion behind the post, the work, the human dedication and thought, but another part of me looks at him as some crazed fan, living his sex life through her career. I think he would be one of those people that would walk up to Lexi and start talking as if they knew each other for years. But yet...

    Isn't that examination of porn more humane than my own? To me, the people matter little, it's the actions, the scenes, the fetishes that I care for; in short, I search for my object of desire when watching porn. This poster, he searches out the person and desires to see her grow. I can't help believe that in some ways that poster has a healthier habit than my own. Yet...

    His world seems to be this fantastic life he has built around her, while my own view of porn does not build a life; how can it when I am just searching for objects of desire? But my own search distances myself from porn, and I'm able to separate reality from porno, my life from the fetish. Yet he does not seem capable of this. So what does this mean? If his search for an orgasm allows him to see a porn star as a person and my own excites my dick from the mere actions, then is it healthier to jack off to desires or to people? Is objectification healthier when viewing porn? Or should we all see the stars as people and love them as people, as this poster seems to do?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    what the fuck is happening in here

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    people having sex on camera.

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    what the fuck is happening in here

    shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP

    TAKE THIS WHIP

    now remove your shoes

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I too would like to see this transwoman blog

    incidentally my phone tried to correct that to 'transform an'

    @antimatter

    d roll out

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    someone get me the studio lighting in here we're gonna make this boy a star

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    what the fuck is happening in here

    shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP

    TAKE THIS WHIP

    now remove your shoes

    O-okay

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    I've always been interested in the biographers of porn. Myself, I look for thematic content, yet that poster is someone who diligently follows one lady throughout her illustrious career. Is that creepy? I read it and part of me enjoys the passion behind the post, the work, the human dedication and thought, but another part of me looks at him as some crazed fan, living his sex life through her career. I think he would be one of those people that would walk up to Lexi and start talking as if they knew each other for years. But yet...

    Isn't that examination of porn more humane than my own? To me, the people matter little, it's the actions, the scenes, the fetishes that I care for; in short, I search for my object of desire when watching porn. This poster, he searches out the person and desires to see her grow. I can't help believe that in some ways that poster has a healthier habit than my own. Yet...

    His world seems to be this fantastic life he has built around her, while my own view of porn does not build a life; how can it when I am just searching for objects of desire? But my own search distances myself from porn, and I'm able to separate reality from porno, my life from the fetish. Yet he does not seem capable of this. So what does this mean? If his search for an orgasm allows him to see a porn star as a person and my own excites my dick from the mere actions, then is it healthier to jack off to desires or to people? Is objectification healthier when viewing porn? Or should we all see the stars as people and love them as people, as this poster seems to do?

    I'm actually pretty impressed by his candor and reviews of so many pornos without falling into a mastubatory trance. The guy has a real passion and would do great as a porn movie critic. If anything, I hope he'll expand his horizons and look for ways to do something he enjoys doing.

    But also, I need to point out that this guy seems mostly sane to me. He doesn't imagine himself in any kind of delusional relation to this girl. He's not unreasonably angry towards her. He's not making threats of any kind of action, good or bad. Granted, that much time and energy tied up into one actress does raise a red flag.

    On the other hand, I've seen people put just as much energy into being a fan of a webcomic, or a singer, or even a single Wikipedia article, so unless his obsession changes in some way, I don't really see anything wrong with what he's doing.

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