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Give her the dick - Descartes

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    ...I wonder if there are porn shippers?

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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    That's the interesting part. That poster is doing everything right.

    Let me re-examine my life.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    fun porn fact: lexi belle put out her first anal scene this month

    it's with james deen!

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    Kochikens
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    one time I thought I was bi or pansexual

    turns out I was just lonely

    girls are gross

    #pipe
  • -smash-smash Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    ...I wonder if there are porn shippers?

    20-part fanfics where they have deep, meaningful platonic relationships

    Sal
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote: »
    one time I thought I was bi or pansexual

    turns out I was just lonely

    girls are gross

    All you needed was a good, deep dicking.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    one time I thought I was bi or pansexual

    turns out I was just lonely

    girls are gross

    All you needed was a good, deep dicking.

    I want one of those

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote: »
    one time I thought I was bi or pansexual

    turns out I was just lonely

    girls are gross

    All you needed was a good, deep dicking.

    I want one of those

    what's your name what's your sign

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    one time I thought I was bi or pansexual

    turns out I was just lonely

    girls are gross

    All you needed was a good, deep dicking.

    I want one of those

    what's your name what's your sign

    I didn't come here to talk. Pants, lose them.

    GatsbyAntimatterTrippyJingTox
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    fun porn fact: lexi belle put out her first anal scene this month

    it's with james deen!

    james deen is quite the pioneer. he was part of Stoya's first DP as well.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    one time I thought I was bi or pansexual

    turns out I was just lonely

    girls are gross

    All you needed was a good, deep dicking.

    I want one of those

    what's your name what's your sign

    Soon as Keith buy that wine, he just creep up from behind.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Lord_Snot
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Myself, I look for thematic content, yet that poster is someone who diligently follows one lady throughout her illustrious career. Is that creepy?

    Yes.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Isn't that examination of porn more humane than my own?

    There is little to no humanity in porn, especially professional hardcore porn.

    And isn't the better question simply: why is that even worth investigating?
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    To me, the people matter little, it's the actions, the scenes, the fetishes that I care for; in short, I search for my object of desire when watching porn.

    Exactly as it should be.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    His world seems to be this fantastic life he has built around her, while my own view of porn does not build a life; how can it when I am just searching for objects of desire?

    Evidence would suggest his life is more sad than fantastic.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    But my own search distances myself from porn, and I'm able to separate reality from porno, my life from the fetish. Yet he does not seem capable of this. So what does this mean?

    It means you are normal.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    If his search for an orgasm allows him to see a porn star as a person and my own excites my dick from the mere actions, then is it healthier to jack off to desires or to people?

    To the people who are doing whatever it is you desire to see.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Is objectification healthier when viewing porn?

    I think so. Just so long as those attitudes don't carry over to people outside of porn.
    Lilnoobs wrote: »
    Or should we all see the stars as people and love them as people, as this poster seems to do?

    Even if that is what we should do (which I doubt given that its not the purpose of porn), that guy takes it to a weird extreme.

    NNID: Rehab0
    #pipeMulysaSempronius
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    got judgy in here real quick

    MetalbourneHyperAquaBlast
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Look, the only correct form of porn is missionary in the dark under the covers, and don't you dare listen to those dirty sex noises, pervert.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    is pornography art

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    is pornography art

    what about porn video games

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    is the cum splatter on my keyboard art

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    is pornography art

    would you like to be in my porn adaptation of The Creation of Adam?

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    porn adaptation of Adaptation

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Porn adaptation of Inception.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    This Ain't The Bible!: A XXX Parody

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    AntimatterSwillTox
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    is the cum splatter on my keyboard art

    The cum splatter on my ex-walls was art.

    Then the lady who took over my place re-painted the walls after I left.
    The lady was my mother.

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    @antimatter I would like to see that blog, though I think you may have shown it to me before.

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Sink the pink - Voltaire

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Porn adaptation of Inception.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kygl3yMshQA

    (I think Troy would get a porn adaptation though)

    NNID: Rehab0
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I haven't even seen inception.

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    KalTorak wrote: »
    got judgy in here real quick

    Poor post. No capitalization or punctuation and adds little to the discussion.

    I give it two thumbs down.

    crwth wrote: »
    is pornography art

    Only X-Art.

    Rehab on
    NNID: Rehab0
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    X-Art tries too hard.

    Pierre Woodman is a true artist.

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    X-Art is just too boring for me

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    TrippyJing on
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  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I wanna email the wild and mature folks and fuck them

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Porn adaptation of Inception.

    Insertion
    Totally stole this from @HyperBallad

    msuitepyonHyperBallad
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    "Every time I cum I produce a quart." is still one of my favorite lines in anything ever.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Brennan! That's just offensive!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Step Brothers and Hot Rod for best movies about manchildren

    TefUbik#pipeNerdgasmicSwillCentipede Damascus
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Ubik
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