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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    I just took my socks off and there is a crazy amount of lint stuck to my feet

    new socks?

    Month old!

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    unintentional wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    unintentional wrote: »
    I just took my socks off and there is a crazy amount of lint stuck to my feet

    new socks?

    Month old!

    the mystery continues then

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Maybe there's a lot of static buildup?

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    what do i look like

    Shersock Holmes?

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    what do i look like

    Socklint Holmes?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Socktor Watsock

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I got new shoes today and it's nice to be able to stand without my feet hurting.

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    You know Sherlock holmes? What if it was, like, shershrek holmes

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    wat up dawg it's Shrek Shrek Homes

    Ubik on
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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Shrek shrek goose

  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    shrek done up like those 90s hip hop looney tunes t-shirts

    Shabooty on
    https://twitter.com/higgs_bozo
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    buttes

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    this thread is the sleeper hit of the summer.

    http://www.mediumdifficulty.com
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    The paint comes off

    and my favorite

    I wouldn't fuck her, but I'd 2 finger her.

    I assume that is some sort of rating system for how sexy a lady is

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    cleanliness rating

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    You know what one of the most unnecessary things on the internet is?

    (this isn't a trick question)

    Comment sections on porn sites. My god.

    I saw a video where a dude's getting his junk pulled by some girl, whatever

    in the comments though, someone's like, 'nice video but you have a inguinal hernia'

    I went back and looked, and sure enough, at certain points you could see a lump sliding around as he's getting tugged

    it was kind of surreal experience

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh fuck I think I've got those!

    I got the two big ones that just kinda sit right at the base of my donger

    Do i need to go to the hospital?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    yeah dogg, you gotta get those removed immediately

    I'd say skip the doctor and just 127 hours that shit

    Tossrock on
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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    "title is misleading, really not that much butt blood"

  • VicVic Registered User regular
    I keep hoping for this thread to degenerate into a general porn thread so I can tell people how dreamy Chloe Vevrier is. It is not happening!

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    You have the power, Vic

    You can do it

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Man.

    There are big breasts.

    And then there are BIG breasts.

  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    Vic wrote: »
    I keep hoping for this thread to degenerate into a general porn thread so I can tell people how dreamy Chloe Vevrier is. It is not happening!

    Shrug, I'm entertained either way.

  • VicVic Registered User regular
    The answer is: Pretty damn dreamy! With the kind of taste I have you sometimes have to settle with less than stellar faces, but then you see someone as beautiful as Chloe with that bod.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I feel like that's kind of a creepy thong to say

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Vic wrote: »
    I keep hoping for this thread to degenerate into a general porn thread so I can tell people how dreamy Chloe Vevrier is. It is not happening!

    Jesus

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel like that's kind of a creepy thong to say

    please tell me this was an intentional typo

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Wow, yeah. Those are some breasts.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel like that's kind of a creepy thong to say

    please tell me this was an intentional typo

    Fraid not

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I do love to suck dick!

    -Keith, 2012

    8->

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I feel like that's kind of a creepy thong to say

    Well, yeah, can't really argue with that. In my defence i was only referring to naughty pictures on the Internet, I don't actually think that way about women I date.

    Or do I?

    Vic on
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    Oh no, I made the thread creepy :(

    I knew it was not time yet!

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Vic wrote: »
    I keep hoping for this thread to degenerate into a general porn thread so I can tell people how dreamy Chloe Vevrier is. It is not happening!

    Jesus

    !

    NNID: Rehab0
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Vic wrote: »
    I keep hoping for this thread to degenerate into a general porn thread so I can tell people how dreamy Chloe Vevrier is. It is not happening!

    don't need no telling

    Mysst on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    chloe's really pretty but I have a hard time giving a fuck about any pornstar who doesn't do hardcore

    this is also why I'm not interested in yulia nova or karina heart despite having my ideal body type

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    shorty stop leaving so early in the night and YOU could be my wingman

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    You really don't need a wingman. You're quite possibly the only person on this planet that doesn't.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Vic wrote: »
    I keep hoping for this thread to degenerate into a general porn thread so I can tell people how dreamy Chloe Vevrier is. It is not happening!

    Jesus

    !

    The La li lu li lo?

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    You really don't need a wingman. You're quite possibly the only person on this planet that doesn't.

    you make me blush, sir!

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