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Give her the dick - Descartes

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    how many dicks does it take to set up an ouroboros of dick giving

    i bet the internet can tell me
    let's find out

    one

    tahoo

    three

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
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    Thanks

    Posting comics on my phone sucks dick

    Momori
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw a dick once

    mistily, in the distance

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw a dick once

    mistily, in the distance

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    mods??

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    #pipe
  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    Give a man a dick, and he'll fuck for a lifetime.

    Give a man a dick, and suddenly you're a sex offender!

    Momori
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw a dick once

    mistily, in the distance

    I'm going to need more compelling evidence than your anecdote if you expect me to believe dicks are real.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

    Uhhhhhhhhhh......

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    AntimatterTheySlashThemTox
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Like sewing needles

    not syringes

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

    Uhhhhhhhhhh......

    Yes, play piercing. I love to do it and plenty of people there love to receive it.

    I think a law takes effect on the first of the year that makes it require a prescription to possess needles, so we probably have to use them up.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    they're very enthusiastic about phlebotomy

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw a dick once

    mistily, in the distance

    I'm going to need more compelling evidence than your anecdote if you expect me to believe dicks are real.

    It was seven feet tall, with a shock o' red hair! Its eyes burned like ice with hands that could grip two mountain lions in each!

    tynic
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    they're very enthusiastic about phlebotomy

    Actually I think I'm going to get my partner a pint of my own blood for Christmas. I will most likely end up showered with it.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    they're very enthusiastic about phlebotomy

    Actually I think I'm going to get my partner a pint of my own blood for Christmas. I will most likely end up showered with it.

    I do wish you lived closer

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    quit fucking around and move to the west coast

    bring annie and sara

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    nevilleDoobh
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

    zipping right past my exact latitude

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I've done the math

    I can scientifically prove that the West Coast is retardedly expensive

    I've got graphs and everything

    You all move here

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    being trans is hard enough over here

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    it is totally fucking expensive, though

    you're def. right on that

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I just remembered that I found an old VHS tape in my parent's closet called "Backdoor Backpackers 3." The implications of the content have only just crossed my mind.

    That's nothing. My parents once bought a book called "Europe Through the Backdoor" when they were gathering research material for their European vacation. They couldn't understand why it made me laugh as hard as it did.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    surprisingly vibrant trans community here

    not outside of town, but in the metro

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    surprisingly vibrant trans community here

    not outside of town, but in the metro

    our current plan is to head up north to washington

    we'll eventually retire somewhere out of the country

    like Canada or Britain

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    sounds much like my plan, doobh

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    surprisingly vibrant trans community here

    not outside of town, but in the metro

    our current plan is to head up north to washington

    we'll eventually retire somewhere out of the country

    like Canada or Britain

    Norway?

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    possibly!

    I do have some viking blood

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Same. I'm going to see about visiting the North shore of Norway in the next few years. Possibly spend a summer in Svalbard.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    If I'm feeling cheap however I'll just spend a spring in the Hebrides and carve some reliefs of Odin and penises in the cliffsides.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Same. I'm going to see about visiting the North shore of Norway in the next few years. Possibly spend a summer in Sovngarde.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    that is not a threat btw

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Sorry dude, I'm a nightingale

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Swordfights there is literally nothing you could do to threaten me. What's the worst that could happen? I end up in Valhalla after I die? Yeah that sounds like a real awful outcome. Oh nooooo.

    Though if you were going to do me Looper style, that'd be not so great. I like having appendages. And a nose.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Hacksaw

    I, Stale, will totally end your life in a brutal fashion. Thus you will henceforth reside in Sovngarde.

    Totally a threat.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I'm going to reside in a Nord warrior paradise for the rest of forever? That's really not as much of a threat as you think it is, Stale.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Yeah, but once I die, you have to be my butler

    I... I think that's how it works.

    I'm not sure.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    send neville a message.
    for the good of this thread!
    :3

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Yeah, but once I die, you have to be my butler

    I... I think that's how it works.

    I'm not sure.

    Well lets kill someone and find out. I nominate @crwth

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    sovnbarde was kind of lame

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Dubh come to this green and glorious isle and set up down the road we have some delightful oriental cafes in Crystal Palace

  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Speaking of giving her the dick. 8 years ago today I ran off to las vegas and got married. Best decision I (she) ever made (for me)!

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    Personface wrote: »
    Dubh come to this green and glorious isle and set up down the road we have some delightful oriental cafes in Crystal Palace

    oh hey I actually know what that is

    thank you history classes

    and thank you industrial revolution

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