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  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Personface wrote: »
    Personface wrote: »
    Dubh come to this green and glorious isle and set up down the road we have some delightful oriental cafes in Crystal Palace

    oh hey I actually know what that is

    thank you history classes

    and thank you industrial revolution

    I literally live in/around the ruins

    Nerdgasmic
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    sovnba
    rde was kind of lame

    -1 agree

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Personface wrote: »
    Personface wrote: »
    Dubh come to this green and glorious isle and set up down the road we have some delightful oriental cafes in Crystal Palace

    oh hey I actually know what that is

    thank you history classes

    and thank you industrial revolution

    I literally live in/around the ruins

    This only solidifies my picture of you as young Indiana Jones.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

    zipping right past my exact latitude

    Visalia?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    The first of my friends are starting to roll in and they keep complimenting my looks. I love these people.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

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    NeoToma
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

    Well there's the time travel.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    time travel suicide homicide

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    everything in the internet war thread is terrible and I'm only on page 25

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    Day of the Bear
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    hahahaha

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    everything in the internet war thread is terrible and I'm only on page 25

    okay stop


    no really just

    don't

    Day of the Bear
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    no no, i made some good posts

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    George Fornby GrillDay of the Bear
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    same

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
    Day of the Bear
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    the word good has more meanings than i previously suspected

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    True story that is why i'm not allowed in Woolworths anymore

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    But there's so many slots to choose from.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
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    Feed me a cat

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
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    I guess that's the "Pack" step?

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    True story that is why i'm not allowed in Woolworths anymore

    And in some kind of Looper time-travel shenanigans, this caused the chain to go defunct back in 1997?

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    True story that is why i'm not allowed in Woolworths anymore

    And in some kind of Looper time-travel shenanigans, this caused the chain to go defunct back in 1997?

    it's still going strong in Australia

    (I'm pretty sure???)

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Crazy man.

    Did they make more Mannequin sequels?

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

    But.. Being a stagehand is awesome? What shows have you done recently? Do you want to get into the more technical stuff?

    I am.. kinda into this

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    True story that is why i'm not allowed in Woolworths anymore

    And in some kind of Looper time-travel shenanigans, this caused the chain to go defunct back in 1997?

    it's still going strong in Australia

    (I'm pretty sure???)

    It's one of the big ones in Australia. I think it's the biggest chain.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    this is the first time i've messaged a girl and actively been anxious about her replying

    but she's so cute oh my gosh

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »

    first thing to come to mind

    Me and you, Dan

    Me and you

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
    Stale
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »

    first thing to come to mind

    Me and you, Dan

    Me and you

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

    zipping right past my exact latitude

    Visalia?

    Well, I only know of one Fresno, in California

    I'm in the Santa Cruz area

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    That's a good lookin dag right there

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I miss my rottie.

    He was a good dag.

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    Tef
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I had a bad experience with a rotty when I was three years old

    The neighbor kid would throw rocks at him from the fence, driving the pup into a frenzy

    He'd attack any human smaller than my brother, he charged me once and my parents had to do something

    I think he had to be put down :(

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I've got a half rottie at the moment and he's great. When he's not eating lifestock, that is

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    i miss my hedgies :(

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    I had a bad experience with a rotty when I was three years old

    The neighbor kid would throw rocks at him from the fence, driving the pup into a frenzy

    He'd attack any human smaller than my brother, he charged me once and my parents had to do something

    I think he had to be put down :(

    should have put down the neighbor kid

    Rotties are a fantastic breed who get a bad rap from dickheads and soccer moms

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    TefYoSoyTheWalrus
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Same thing with pitties.

    it takes a certain kind of arsehole to mistreat animals like that

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

    But.. Being a stagehand is awesome? What shows have you done recently? Do you want to get into the more technical stuff?

    I am.. kinda into this

    The only good thing about being a stagehand is getting to oggle the actresses from the shame-free confines of the tech booth.

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

    But.. Being a stagehand is awesome? What shows have you done recently? Do you want to get into the more technical stuff?

    I am.. kinda into this

    The only good thing about being a stagehand is getting to oggle the actresses from the shame-free confines of the tech booth.

    The union here gives some great pay options for anything past midnight or near a holiday. Also I love building sets so it doesn't seem that bad to me. I am actually looking into being the music departments sound guy. Since the choirs need a sound guy who actually cares about choirs

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Well I'm headed to Fresno for the party.

    Basically there's going to be a lot of whipping, needles, and anal.

    zipping right past my exact latitude

    Visalia?

    Well, I only know of one Fresno, in California

    I'm in the Santa Cruz area

    Well I drove up to Fresno from Bakersfield for the party. Tomorrow I'll head back up to Portland, which will cause me to pass by your lattitude.


    Had an awesome time tonight. I am so fucking drained.

    Had an impromptu make out party with a play partner and his boyfriend, one girl and the lady who introduced me to needle play.

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