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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
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    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

    But.. Being a stagehand is awesome? What shows have you done recently? Do you want to get into the more technical stuff?

    I am.. kinda into this

    The only good thing about being a stagehand is getting to oggle the actresses from the shame-free confines of the tech booth.

    The union here gives some great pay options for anything past midnight or near a holiday. Also I love building sets so it doesn't seem that bad to me. I am actually looking into being the music departments sound guy. Since the choirs need a sound guy who actually cares about choirs

    I'm in my local union, but I'm still on the F list. Plus I can't work scene shops (even though I specialized in carpentry) because 1) I'm allergic to tree pollen, which is found in sawdust, 2) I'm not at all well connected in my local theatre scene, and 3) the theatre pay in this town for anything not at the top is fucking pathetic.

    Hacksaw on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Man, I know how to do some electrics stuff, but I could never get steady work for it.

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    I immediately thought this was some sex thing.

    Wait for yourself to come back in time, followed by self-sexings.

    Close the loop in that ass.

    Meeting my future self sounds like a terrible idea.

    "Hey kid, remember all those awesome hopes and dreams you had for yourself? Yeah, none of them come to pass. Get used to carrying heavy shit and popping 5 Hour Energy drinks; you're gonna be a stagehand forever."

    "That sounds pretty bleak. Is there any kind of upshot?"

    "No."

    ":("

    But.. Being a stagehand is awesome? What shows have you done recently? Do you want to get into the more technical stuff?

    I am.. kinda into this

    The only good thing about being a stagehand is getting to oggle the actresses from the shame-free confines of the tech booth.

    The union here gives some great pay options for anything past midnight or near a holiday. Also I love building sets so it doesn't seem that bad to me. I am actually looking into being the music departments sound guy. Since the choirs need a sound guy who actually cares about choirs

    I'm in my local union, but I'm still on the F list. Plus I can't work scene shops (even though I specialized in carpentry) because 1) I'm allergic to tree pollen, which is found in sawdust, 2) I'm not at all well connected in my local theatre scene, and 3) the theatre pay in this town for anything not at the top is fucking pathetic.

    I really really hate how much the theatre is about connections. It's that way in every part of it too. From construction and design to the acting. But you know that

  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    do me Looper style

    like a caddy?

    a jock?

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    But you know that

    All too well. Never fails to amaze me how the kids whose parents are on the local repertory theatre's donor board always magically get shooed in for their post-grad internship program every year. What a coincidence!

    Hacksaw on
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The other day I went to a show

    Like within my first week of moving to this city

    And made two theatre connections in the area

    Connections is just knowing people, it ain't that bad

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Good god. That fucking thread.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'm in Ashland. More than halfway home.

    One of my friends confided in my partner that because of me he has a fantasy about sexing up a trans girl.

    Another friend is trans. He went from being a sort-of cute girl when I left to being a really hot guy with fucking gorgeous eyes when I came back to visit.

    Things change. I'm glad I got to see them all before it became a place I didn't recognize

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'm in Ashland. More than halfway home.

    One of my friends confided in my partner that because of me he has a fantasy about sexing up a trans girl.

    Another friend is trans. He went from being a sort-of cute girl when I left to being a really hot guy with fucking gorgeous eyes when I came back to visit.

    Things change. I'm glad I got to see them all before it became a place I didn't recognize

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'm in Ashland. More than halfway home.

    One of my friends confided in my partner that because of me he has a fantasy about sexing up a trans girl.

    Another friend is trans. He went from being a sort-of cute girl when I left to being a really hot guy with fucking gorgeous eyes when I came back to visit.

    Things change. I'm glad I got to see them all before it became a place I didn't recognize

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I'm in Ashland. More than halfway home.

    One of my friends confided in my partner that because of me he has a fantasy about sexing up a trans girl.

    Another friend is trans. He went from being a sort-of cute girl when I left to being a really hot guy with fucking gorgeous eyes when I came back to visit.

    Things change. I'm glad I got to see them all before it became a place I didn't recognize

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Holy crap!

    Antimatter
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    ... So where are you, Metalbourne?

    Antimatter
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Real talk

    I would totally sex-up a cute trans girl.

    I have SE++ to thank door opening me up to the idea. You forum trans-ladies are such sweethearts.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Man why do all the good threads get made while I'm at work

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    this is a pretty old thread

    how long have you been at work

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    this is a pretty old thread

    how long have you been at work

    Literally forever, literally

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    this is a pretty old thread

    how long have you been at work

    Literally forever, literally

    who hired you??

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    this is a pretty old thread

    how long have you been at work

    Literally forever, literally

    who hired you??

    Druhim

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Dating LGBT folks has always been fun, funny, and just all around good bro-times in my experience.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I think being part of this forum has made me pretty cool with trans people, but actually getting involved with one is still pretty well outside of my comfort zone
    I hope it's okay to say that!

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think being part of this forum has made me pretty cool with trans people, but actually getting involved with one is still pretty well outside of my comfort zone
    I hope it's okay to say that!
    i'm not offended

    would you consider being with a passable post-op lady though?

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'm in Ashland. More than halfway home.

    One of my friends confided in my partner that because of me he has a fantasy about sexing up a trans girl.

    Another friend is trans. He went from being a sort-of cute girl when I left to being a really hot guy with fucking gorgeous eyes when I came back to visit.

    Things change. I'm glad I got to see them all before it became a place I didn't recognize

    fuck yes

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think being part of this forum has made me pretty cool with trans people, but actually getting involved with one is still pretty well outside of my comfort zone
    I hope it's okay to say that!
    i'm not offended

    would you consider being with a passable post-op lady though?

    I'd have to take it on a person-by-person basis but maybe
    I know literally zero trans people in my actual life though so it's hard to say

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I know literally zero trans people in my actual life though so it's hard to say

    Maybe you do and just don't know.

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    I have been with a trans-person. But they were FtM and looked entirely ladylike.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I know literally zero trans people in my actual life though so it's hard to say

    Maybe you do and just don't know.

    I guess that's the real trick, isn't it

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Hiyoooooo!

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i know a transgirl

    i hate her

    not cuz she's trans

    but she's one of the single most irritating people i've ever met

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think being part of this forum has made me pretty cool with trans people, but actually getting involved with one is still pretty well outside of my comfort zone
    I hope it's okay to say that!
    i'm not offended

    would you consider being with a passable post-op lady though?

    I've actually asked myself that question before.

    And the answer I came up with was that I have no idea.

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    I would totally get with a transwoman, though, if we "clicked"

    if you know what I'm saying

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think being part of this forum has made me pretty cool with trans people, but actually getting involved with one is still pretty well outside of my comfort zone
    I hope it's okay to say that!
    i'm not offended

    would you consider being with a passable post-op lady though?

    i can't tell you till my dick tells me, you know what i mean?

    i, personally, wouldn't have a relationship without physical attraction

    and so if that's there and she's a nice lady, hell yeah. Pre-op or post.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Transpeople are cool folks who are way braver than I could ever be

    I don't know if I'd ever be in a relationship with someone in transition but I don't think i'd have a problem with being with a post-op person

    But shit, I don't know

    I mean I ain't gonna be an asshole to a transperson because they're trans, what the hell

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    yeah I can't see it really being a dealbreaker for me, pre or post op, as long as they were sexy

    but then again I've always enjoyed slightly androgynous partners

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Transpeople are cool folks who are way braver than I could ever be

    I don't know if I'd ever be in a relationship with someone in transition but I don't think i'd have a problem with being with a post-op person

    But shit, I don't know

    I mean I ain't gonna be an asshole to a transperson because they're trans, what the hell

    Who said that

    But yeah I like to think I wouldn't have a problem with being attracted to/involved with a trans person

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