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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Six months or so before I left Australia, I found a place you could buy Dr Pepper that was made in england with cane sugar

    it is so fuckin good holy damn

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I never had a problem with understanding what circumcision was.

    When I was like 9 I really became aware of the fact that I could have erections, so I straight up asked my mom why my penis was getting hard. She might have been a little embarrassed but I was just genuinely concerned for my health.

    I'm thankful that my parents were great at talking frankly about sex. It saved me a lot of confusion.

    huge pussies that need to find something to feel oppressed about

    "but elective surgery! religious mutilation!"

    i can't imagine the indignation they'd spray if they ever got offline long enough for something bad to actually happen to them

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I miss RC Cola.

    It is fucking everywhere around here

    Like I have always known it as a thing

    But now it is available all the dang time

    See also: Faygo

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Six months or so before I left Australia, I found a place you could buy Dr Pepper that was made in england with cane sugar

    it is so fuckin good holy damn

    oh man they still have that in jamaica

    I stock up whenever I go

    HFCS tastes like ass

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Wh... What?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Fallout wrote: »
    i can't imagine the indignation they'd spray if they ever got offline long enough for something bad to actually happen to them

    This is why I find it impossible to have sympathy for most people's "problems".

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Oppressed?

    What the fuck are you talking about?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Six months or so before I left Australia, I found a place you could buy Dr Pepper that was made in england with cane sugar

    it is so fuckin good holy damn

    oh man they still have that in jamaica

    I stock up whenever I go

    HFCS tastes like ass

    well, that's what it goes straight to

    HEEEYOOOOO

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Fallout wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    I never had a problem with understanding what circumcision was.

    When I was like 9 I really became aware of the fact that I could have erections, so I straight up asked my mom why my penis was getting hard. She might have been a little embarrassed but I was just genuinely concerned for my health.

    I'm thankful that my parents were great at talking frankly about sex. It saved me a lot of confusion.

    huge pussies that need to find something to feel oppressed about

    "but elective surgery! religious mutilation!"

    i can't imagine the indignation they'd spray if they ever got offline long enough for something bad to actually happen to them

    nah dude it's a pretty damned weird thing to do to a baby and doesn't have much of a purpose at all

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I am genuinely confused as to why Fallout quoted me.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    My coworkers bringing me this weird german soda sometime

    it's probably full of semen

    Of course not. The germans are all about poop.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Fallout what are you talking about

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i can't imagine the indignation they'd spray if they ever got offline long enough for something bad to actually happen to them

    This is why I find it impossible to have sympathy for most people's "problems".

    yeah

    couple brushes with death does a body good

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I am genuinely confused as to why Fallout quoted me.

    circumcision nuts bug me and are fun to bash

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Speaking of soda, it is a grave injustice that American Fanta is not the same as European Fanta

    EuroFanta is delicious

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I've always wanted to try jolt

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    I wasn't talking about circumcision nuts at all...? Other than (vaguely) implying I was circumcised.

    Edit: unless I wasn't clear? I was just saying I didn't have a problem comprehending the fact that I was circumcised.

    jgeis on
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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    The circumcision of nuts is even worse than regular circumcision

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Also, my parents did it because they were young and the doctor told them it was a good idea? So they just went with the flow.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    oh i think i quoted the wrong thing

    whatever

    look i wanted to complain okay

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Still not sure why you used the word oppressed.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    because that is how they want to feel

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    The circumcision of nuts is even worse than regular circumcision

    "Son we had your coin purse cut off so that it wouldn't get cancer. Sorry your nuts are so cold and get snagged on everything."

    Metalbourne on
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    So if they care about the subject, they want to feel oppressed...

    ...then if they don't care about the subject, it's all hunky-dory?

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    LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Fallout is arguing with made up people

    made of straw

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    no, they do exist

    not here

    but they are out there

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    yes? i don't think i've been unclear

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    is fallout the forumer who wrecked his bike and broke his face in half?

    i can't keep things sorted

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    no, they do exist

    not here

    but they are out there

    baffling, yet true!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    while I don't feel like I'm part of some oppressed minority
    or particularly miss my foreskin

    it's still a really strange and unnecessary practise and the fact that it doesn't have much in the way of a medical benefit, and the people it's being done to can't consent to it

    seems like more than reason enough to be a critic of it



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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Let me rephrase that.

    So you think that everybody who cares about the subject of circumcision is only in it to feel oppressed?

    Like, I believe there are people that do that, but all of them?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    circumcision is weird because its like

    "theres no good reason to do it!"

    vs

    "but theres no good reason to give a shit"

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Let me rephrase that.

    So you think that everybody who cares about the subject of circumcision is only in it to feel oppressed?

    Like, I believe there are people that do that, but all of them?

    hmm

    yes i would say they are all pussies

    whimpering sub-men, really

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    "but the princicple of-" "its a tiny piece of dickskin"

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    never do it

    vs

    always do it

    vs

    I'd like to choose

    vs

    meeeeeeeh

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    "but the princicple of-" "its a tiny piece of dickskin"

    yeah

    there are people with real injuries that complain less

    worthless internet recreational moralizers

    Fallout on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    that wadded up ball of latex that looks like a lump of coal is still sitting on my desk.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Fallout wrote: »
    "but the princicple of-" "its a tiny piece of dickskin"

    yeah

    there are people with real injuries that complain less

    worthless internet recreational moralizers

    man

    "but there are children starving in africa" isn't much of an argument

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    not gonna lie, being circumcised is about the only thing my dick has going for it

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Man, even if problem A is greater than problem B, you still gotta work on both of them.

    TrippyJing on
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