NFL Week 5: Please nuke the Jags from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Raijin Quickfoot

YESSSS TAMPA!!! I don't like you very much but I like it when you beat NFC East teams.

WeedLordVegeta

ChrisWarcraft wrote:

Quest Complete. 1/2 of Lion Mane obtained. Reward: 6.25% exp. Achievements unlocked: [Invisible Zebras, Logan's Run (Me Over Again)].

Macro9

Hartline score 60.5 points in my only league.

I put a waiver in for him. Don't think he'll be putting monster numbers like that up all season, but I'd rather have him be on my bench doing nothing, than be killing it on an opponents team.

Hunter

Jordyn wrote: »

I put on fresh eye black to take showers too.

Do you refuse to get Fram a sandwich or do you not move fast enough to get him a new beer?

Raijin Quickfoot

Looked like Jeff Triplett was in there pushing out Clay Matthews. Like to see the replacement refs try that.

Goose!

And the Pack gets screwed by the real referees, too.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Getting straight fucked by refs.

Raijin Quickfoot

The NFL hates the Packers.

RedDawn

Not sure what that call was, pretty bad that is for damn sure.

TheBlackWind

That'll teach them to piss and moan on Twitter.

Sweeney Tom

Every single referee hates the Packers.

Goose!

The Super Bowl Trophy to be renamed the Belichick trophy to cement the NFL's destruction of its goodwill with GB.

Raijin Quickfoot

Favre is paying the refs to screw the Packers over.

TheBlackWind

I want calls of "bullshit!"

Raijin Quickfoot

INTERCEPTION CARDINALS!!!

WeedLordVegeta

nice going saints

Goose!

Hahaha, the referees are going to cause a riot.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Jesus fucking Christ.

Hunter

The concept of time and use of clocks now hate the Packers too.

Goose!

mayhem referee.avi

Docshifty

So glad I dont know any GB fans.

Raijin Quickfoot

He's never late because he's always EARLY DOUCET!

Hunter

Did Joe Buck just make a quip about Kardashian honeymoons being quick? Are we watching TMZ or something?

WeedLordVegeta

"Hello, Mister Triplett? I was wondering if you'd been considering a career change lately. See, we at the Lingerie Football League could always use another referee."

Goose!

Hunter wrote: »

Did Joe Buck just make a quip about Kardashian honeymoons being quick? Are we watching TMZ or something?

Well you know, TMZ.com is just ahead of suckingcock.com as Joe's favorite website.

Raijin Quickfoot

Cardinals are 4-0

Goose!

Cards 4-0

Sweeney Tom

Cardinals 4-0

TheySlashThem

guys did you hear the cards are 4-0

WeedLordVegeta

houston texans are 4-0

RedDawn

Holy shit, No good.

Goose!

What dat said they gonna win 1 game?

Hunter

The Ain'ts

Pellaeon

Rams will stop the cardinals next week

WeedLordVegeta

Pellaeon wrote: »

Rams will stop the cardinals next week

Hitting awesome because this is the best satire I've read all week

Sweeney Tom

Pellaeon wrote: »

Rams will stop the cardinals next week

Whatever you're smoking, it's too strong

RedDawn

Lol blind catch, that was amazing.

Goose!

James Jones just made the most ridiculous catch.

Pellaeon

Really though easily could be 7-0 heading into game with niners. Though at Minnesota might be tougher than it originally looked, I dunno.

Sweeney Tom

Saints 0-4

Vikings 3-1

Texans and Cardinals 4-0

Everything is so perfect right now