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Who the fuck are you people? No, seriously, I want to know.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I am me

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    keep it real

  • NothingNothing ( •︵•) Registered User regular
    Nine and a half years, 1002 visits, 44 posts.

    It's an apt username.

    Also, it's my birthday Saturday.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I'm you know, some guy.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Nothing wrote: »
    Nine and a half years, 1002 visits, 44 posts.

    It's an apt username.

    Also, it's my birthday Saturday.

    Happy Birthday for Saturday!!

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    You know what?

    I have never once dressed up for Halloween.

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  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Who am I?

    If you go by the avatar I am worth 1 experience, 4 gold pieces, and may sometimes contain candy.

    If you go by the handle.... well. I am great.

    If you go by reality, that is just a mess.

    Combine all three and you get a Great Mess you can farm while saving up for a bandanna.

    YukiraSkylark
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Nothing wrote: »
    Nine and a half years, 1002 visits, 44 posts.

    It's an apt username.

    Also, it's my birthday Saturday.

    It is my birthday on Saturday too!

    and also @prince harry's

    where you at harry???

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Oh he's probably in Vegas somewhere dancing in his nuddy pants with some ladies while he gets photographed by them.

    You know, usual prince stuff.

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    One of my first posts was in an OKCupid thread about how my best local match turned out to be my own sister. After that I was too embarassed to post for a few years which only made my post history even more embarassing.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I'm Moriveth

    Married to Janson

    I Have a baby with her

    That's the most interesting thing about me

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I have some whisky right here.

    But.

    I had bad heartburn last night so I dunno if It'll agree with me.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    You'd think a prince could find ladies willing to do that in places classier than Vegas.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh come on.

    We'd all do that if we could liiya.

    Kadith
  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'm Moriveth

    Married to Janson

    I Have a baby with her

    That's the most interesting thing about me

    Tbh I think the most interesting thing is your ridiculously large porn collection.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    He probably could, but I think he was hoping to be able to escape from the media a bit better across the pond.

    Thank goodness he's not next in line and we passed the law where its equal rights for succession regardless of what gender William and Kate's baby is.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Hah, Monarchy.

  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Nothing wrote: »
    Nine and a half years, 1002 visits, 44 posts.

    It's an apt username.

    Also, it's my birthday Saturday.
    Happy Birthday!

    Also, I'm sorry that when I see you post, I always think of an old friend of mine.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Nothing wrote: »
    Nine and a half years, 1002 visits, 44 posts.

    It's an apt username.

    Also, it's my birthday Saturday.
    Happy Birthday!

    Also, I'm sorry that when I see you post, I always think of an old friend of mine.

    Aw, I miss John. Dude was rad.

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    He probably could, but I think he was hoping to be able to escape from the media a bit better across the pond.

    Thank goodness he's not next in line and we passed the law where its equal rights for succession regardless of what gender William and Kate's baby is.

    Boo! King Harry with Boris as his trusty PM. Britain would become the equivelant of a zany road trip movie, but with international relations instead of some guy's VW campervan.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    He probably could, but I think he was hoping to be able to escape from the media a bit better across the pond.

    Thank goodness he's not next in line and we passed the law where its equal rights for succession regardless of what gender William and Kate's baby is.

    Boo! King Harry with Boris as his trusty PM. Britain would become the equivelant of a zany road trip movie, but with international relations instead of some guy's VW campervan.

    Oh god I can see it now, and it is marvelous.

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    yeah, I'm sure we'd all love to see Fun Britain

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I barely even know who I am

    it would be presumptuous of me to expect anyone else to

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i am the alpha brone

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I'm a late-to-the-party college student, who's working on a creative writing degree, and who spent several ill-advised years in the US navy

    I also got married when I was nineteen (and divorced at twenty)

    you may notice a pattern of poor decision-making emerging

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i have never ever ever seen a person of my age who married young and is still with their partner

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    meanwhile my grandparents married at 19 and 60 years later grandad died

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i have never ever ever seen a person of my age who married young and is still with their partner

    How old are you? Because I got married at 22 and I'm still doing fine.

  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm a late-to-the-party college student, who's working on a creative writing degree, and who spent several ill-advised years in the US navy

    I also got married when I was nineteen (and divorced at twenty)

    you may notice a pattern of poor decision-making emerging

    My last relationship ended in me finding out the child I was raising wasn't mine, getting shot. Twice. Attacked with a machete by a friend of mine. And giving up my successful life in Chicago doing what I love so I could come home to this.

    You and me brother.

  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    My nickname in real life is
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Nothing wrote: »
    Nine and a half years, 1002 visits, 44 posts.

    It's an apt username.

    Also, it's my birthday Saturday.
    Happy Birthday!

    Also, I'm sorry that when I see you post, I always think of an old friend of mine.

    Aw, I miss John. Dude was rad.

    Yah, when I saw that post I was like "Holy Shit John and Saori!"

    :(

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    How young is young? Just celebrated our 3rd anniversary last night, but the statistics nowadays have me worried that something is bound to happen.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I am suddenly really craving cookies.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i have never ever ever seen a person of my age who married young and is still with their partner

    I actually knew a really awesome couple who had started dating in high school, got married when they were like 19 or 20, and somehow in their 30s they had only grown closer together and were both super nice, outgoing open hearted super liberal people that love the outdoors and stayed really active together. Unfortunately she ended up dying a few years back from a brain tumor, but they were the young couple that managed to beat the odds, so to speak.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i have never ever ever seen a person of my age who married young and is still with their partner

    How old are you? Because I got married at 22 and I'm still doing fine.

    27

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    by young i mean below 20

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Oh, well then good. Got married at 23.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I've never seen a 4-year-old girl get married to a Middle-Eastern warlord and not be sold to slave traders by the time she turns 16.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    I've never seen a 4-year-old girl get married to a Middle-Eastern warlord and not be sold to slave traders by the time she turns 16.

    Anecdotes are not data, Larlar.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I've never seen anyone get married under the age of 21. To me it just seems bonkers.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I've always been here

    I'm like carbon

    You decay slowly over time?

    He's a byproduct of over-cooked bacon and eggs.

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