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Hitman 2 livestream part 3

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited September 2012 in Social Entropy++
http://youtu.be/fRwcv-zt2qk

off the page with you, ruffian

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    yes yes I need more

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    I am bookmarking these

    it is a historical duty

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    yes yessss

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Hm hm yes.

    This is the media I want to consume.

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Yes yes this is what I want

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    haha oh my

    @Piggy Chimp you are a treasure

    And Tube is apparently a cheap whore.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    How long was this stream anyway?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I think that depends on how many hours he spent on the final level, which I think was like 2 or 3 hours all on it's own. Wanna say a bit north of 20 total.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    According to Steam it was 20 hours on the nose

  • Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    According to Steam it was 20 hours on the nose

    Is that the total length of the stream or just how long the final level took as you slowly descended into madness?

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  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    I watched the entire last level being played in one sitting

    whether it took 20 hours or not I could not tell you

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    To be fair to Hitman 2, the last level of Blood Money on professional is no less bullshit

  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    The last mission or the last "level"

    Cause fuck that last little bit of it, I don't remember the actual last mission

  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    The last mission or the last "level"

    Cause fuck that last little bit of it, I don't remember the actual last mission

    The actual last mission is the Heaven & Hell fetish ball. As far as I'm concerned, the game ends there.

  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, that mission is a pain in the ass.

    The credits sequence is really cool until you start playing it and just die over and over

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2012
    The white house wasn't terrible, it just wasn't brilliant. The coffin level on the other hand, was a fucking nightmare. I still prefer it to the last level of 2 though, because at least it's shorter. You either die within 15 seconds or win.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    At least the last guys were fun to kill.

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    The coffin level made me hate dual ballers because they reload so slow.
    If you don't kill pretty much everyone before you run out of ammo you get to run around like a moron for what seems like forever waiting for Hitman to stop fumbling around while getting the crap shot out of you.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    There's a trick to it. You don't need to reload when you're in the near death state, so you fire off all but two rounds, get your head shot off, shoot as many more as you can with infinite ammo (leaving three), head shot those three, get a little bit of life back.

  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    The white house wasn't terrible, it just wasn't brilliant.

    It had a few nice setpieces, but overall it felt like it repeated the same rooms over and over again, and then the dumb boss fight at the end (or the equally dumb ways to avoid the boss fight) just kills it for me every time.

  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    In Blood Money, in the last level, does it actually tell you how to wake yourself up? I can't remember.

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  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    it doesn't, but hitting any button will start the waking-up process, so it's realllllly easy to figure out

    of course, I still didn't the first time

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I did fucking lose my shit though the first time I played through that. I loved the sequence, but the actual execution on harder difficulties was stupid.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I think I 100% completed Blood Money. I remember going through on Silent Assassin and trying to use the same things I did on lower difficulties and was like what? That doesn't work?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I'm replaying Blood Money. Death On The Mississippi can go and fuck itself. I got no witnesses, all accidents, no bodies found, finished with my suit on and didn't leave any gear behind. Ranking? Professional. Fuck you.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Am I the only one who would like to see Tube do a lets play of Blood Money?

  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I would welcome that.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Blood Money is infinitely better though so there won't be as many situations like the sushi chef.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    speaking of blood money

    i love that it's currently available for free* and playable in a browser

    *gotta watch advertisements for gametime
    http://beta.coreonline.com/hitman-blood-money/

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Right now the only way that we're going to be able to do livestreams is if we kickstart for a better computer and I'm not sure I want to do that.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Just do a giant skype call using your iPad and mute everyone else and have Piggy point it at the monitor.

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Just do a giant skype call using your iPad and mute everyone else and have Piggy narrate the action

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Just do a giant skype call using your iPad and mute everyone else and have Piggy narrate the action

    Just how tear-proof is the average iPad?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    But if she's holding the iPad how will PC get Tube cokes?!

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I'm replaying Blood Money. Death On The Mississippi can go and fuck itself. I got no witnesses, all accidents, no bodies found, finished with my suit on and didn't leave any gear behind. Ranking? Professional. Fuck you.

    i swear to god, that top floor is almost impossible. guards all facing each other, constant patrols, skip muldoon has men in and out of his bedroom the whole time. it's bullshit

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    The real kicker is that once you've done that section perfectly you still have to go through the engine room with no disguise and just hope you get lucky on the timing. It's a great idea for a level but the execution is just horrible.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    So many times I've been caught dumping a guy off the edge of the ship.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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