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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender
QuetziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderatormod
faq one of these days you're going to get so fucking drunk that you'll sleep with some fucking beast of a woman and while she's tugging at your limp and frankly awful excuse for a cock trying to get you hard you're going to vomit and choke on your own vomit like a white jimi hendrix except people actually cared when hendrix died and after the woman robs what little fucking money you have because you're a goddamn worthless cunt it'll be days before anyone finds your puke covered corpse an even then people will not be able to tell the difference between that and the normal shit with arms and legs that you call a goddamn body
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a parody dating site would be stellar
My sources say no.
You need to be harsher.
It's a catchphrase
news this big can only be revealed in the THIRD dating thread, so I guess we'll just have to wait and see
I feel like there is an Onion affiliated dating site
I am scared it is real though
Oh that is what my dog has been gnawing on
When it arrived and I brought it home, I had to lie to my mom and tell her that it was a rolled up carpet.
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Yes here we go:
http://personals.theonion.com
Great. Now I've got S Club 7 stuck in my head before bedtime.
Thanks Liiya.
Thanks a lot.
faq you no good fucking cocksucker i hope you only get to fuck the grossest of pussies for the rest of your worthless piece of shit idiot life
some people got dates
at least one person gave someone the dick
I got sad in Florida, drunk texted an ex, and then came down with a cold
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best advice I ever got about my dating life
just drown yourself in a screaming sea of burning gases
it's probably for the best
Did I do it?
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to use the most thread appropriate language possible
just there's some powerful pent up loads been thrown in my direction
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Since last thread, I have laid in a bed with three other ladies
It was uncomfortable, mostly, but there was some smooching before that point that had been nice
have those fat loads done been caught
Oghulk: Bonus technical points for racial attack!
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
and smells strangely of plums
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
a lession for us all
@liiya asks for dates to happen and ends up just giving people lesions, huh?
hmm, the ole "Sister Wives", nicely done
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