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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited September 2012 in Social Entropy++
Guys let's date

On the internet

Let's share our trials and tribulations of dating people we met online with other people who we may or may not have met online

Let's post our OkCupid profiles so that @Liiya can brutalize them

With her words

Come on folks

Let's do this

Quetzi on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    NOBODY TALK ABOUT ANY LEVEL OF SURRENDER HIGHER THAN X-TREME

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Was I that harsh?? Oh god I'm sorry D:

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i initially read this title as Onion Dating

    a parody dating site would be stellar

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Hey @FAQ, do you actually have big dating news?

    My sources say no.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Liiya, please stop making people cry.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    after liiya was done with my profile I chopped off my dick and mailed it to the other side of the globe

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Was I that harsh?? Oh god I'm sorry D:

    You need to be harsher.

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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Never give up. Never surrender!

    It's a catchphrase

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    ahem larlar,

    news this big can only be revealed in the THIRD dating thread, so I guess we'll just have to wait and see

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i initially read this title as Onion Dating

    a parody dating site would be stellar

    I feel like there is an Onion affiliated dating site

    I am scared it is real though

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    FAQ wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    after liiya was done with my profile I chopped off my dick and mailed it to the other side of the globe

    Oh that is what my dog has been gnawing on

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    FAQ wrote: »
    after liiya was done with my profile I chopped off my dick and mailed it to the other side of the globe

    When it arrived and I brought it home, I had to lie to my mom and tell her that it was a rolled up carpet.

    ChicoBlue on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    FAQ wrote: »
    ahem larlar,

    news this big can only be revealed in the THIRD dating thread, so I guess we'll just have to wait and see
    Teasing a larlar never ends well...

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Okay, so since FAQ is a big liar, every post on the rest of this page gets immunity from the glorious edict for anything they care to direct his way.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i initially read this title as Onion Dating

    a parody dating site would be stellar

    I feel like there is an Onion affiliated dating site

    I am scared it is real though

    Yes here we go:

    http://personals.theonion.com

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I just want you guys to be the best, reach for the stars.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Liiya wrote: »
    I just want you guys to be the best, reach for the stars.

    Great. Now I've got S Club 7 stuck in my head before bedtime.

    Thanks Liiya.


    Thanks a lot.

    Silmaril on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Okay, so since FAQ is a big liar, every post on the rest of this page gets immunity from the glorious edict for anything they care to direct his way.
    oh my god

    faq you no good fucking cocksucker i hope you only get to fuck the grossest of pussies for the rest of your worthless piece of shit idiot life

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    what was everyone's progress since the beginning of the last thread?

    some people got dates

    at least one person gave someone the dick

    I got sad in Florida, drunk texted an ex, and then came down with a cold

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I just want you guys to be the best, reach for the stars.

    Great. Now I've got S Club 7 stuck in my head before bedtime.

    Thanks Liiya.


    Thanks a lot.

    :D !

    You're welcome.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I just want you guys to be the best, reach for the stars.

    best advice I ever got about my dating life

    just drown yourself in a screaming sea of burning gases

    it's probably for the best

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    FAQ is a fine gentleman who raises the quality of discourse in every thread that he participates in to the highest of moral and ethical standards.

    Did I do it?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    NOBODY TALK ABOUT ANY LEVEL OF SURRENDER HIGHER THAN X-TREME

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    faq is an asshole.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    this is like getting bukaked by a bunch of celebate monks

    to use the most thread appropriate language possible

    just there's some powerful pent up loads been thrown in my direction

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    why yes I did find the dumbest font in my impressively ridiculous font collection to make that

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Scudo wrote: »
    what was everyone's progress since the beginning of the last thread?

    some people got dates

    at least one person gave someone the dick

    I got sad in Florida, drunk texted an ex, and then came down with a cold

    Since last thread, I have laid in a bed with three other ladies

    It was uncomfortable, mostly, but there was some smooching before that point that had been nice

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    but have you been catching these loads FAQ

    have those fat loads done been caught

    Indie Winter on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    crwth: That was a great start and I know you can do better.

    Oghulk: Bonus technical points for racial attack!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    so how many megathreads are we up to now

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    FAQ likes Nickelback

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Faq is a bad tipper

    and smells strangely of plums

  • HammerHorrorHammerHorror Registered User regular
    We only got this new thread because Liiya asked politely.
    a lession for us all

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    CD, don't be like faq who is a cum-stink, no good, holocaust denying dogfucker

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    We only got this new thread because Liiya asked politely.
    a lession for us all

    @liiya asks for dates to happen and ends up just giving people lesions, huh?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I was taking it more that this thread is a lesion upon the face of the forums

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    what was everyone's progress since the beginning of the last thread?

    some people got dates

    at least one person gave someone the dick

    I got sad in Florida, drunk texted an ex, and then came down with a cold

    Since last thread, I have laid in a bed with three other ladies

    It was uncomfortable, mostly, but there was some smooching before that point that had been nice

    hmm, the ole "Sister Wives", nicely done

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    faq one of these days you're going to get so fucking drunk that you'll sleep with some fucking beast of a woman and while she's tugging at your limp and frankly awful excuse for a cock trying to get you hard you're going to vomit and choke on your own vomit like a white jimi hendrix except people actually cared when hendrix died and after the woman robs what little fucking money you have because you're a goddamn worthless cunt it'll be days before anyone finds your puke covered corpse an even then people will not be able to tell the difference between that and the normal shit with arms and legs that you call a goddamn body

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