Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

Bucketman

Fandyien wrote: »

am i a jerk for ignoring fat girls on okcupid

i'm no spring chicken myself but daaaaaaaaaaang some of these ladies

Dont, I'm into girls of all shapes and sizes, but there have been several girls on okc who I am sure weigh over 300 who call me fat in response to messages. If thats boy what your into then yeah ignore them. Just dont have to be a jerk about it

Moriveth

It's difficult being so beautiful all the time

We've filtered out the uggos for you

I Win Swordfights

also i can still only go on okcupid on my phone because i don't remember my password and resetting my password doesn't work and tech support hasn't responded

Tef

Just kiddin you're a glamma

I Win Swordfights

haha i knew you were kidding i was just too tired to be snappy so i went tilde

Bucketman

The ok cupid mobil app is pretty creepy. Like if I'm on and someone checks in close to my gps location it tells me where they are and gives me a picture. Creepy.

Brainleech

It's the new of of being creepy and telling you it's ok to stalk

Antimatter

tempted to make a mostly blank okc profile with nothing more than the bare minimum required for an account and with only one line in the profile to see how many people still send a message

"let me tell you about homestuck"

Bucketman

Actually, someone tell me what I'm doing wrong.

www.okcupid.com/profile/bucketman123

Tallahasseeriel

Bucketman wrote: »

The ok cupid mobil app is pretty creepy. Like if I'm on and someone checks in close to my gps location it tells me where they are and gives me a picture. Creepy.

ewwwww.

Aphostile

Pictures, I'd change them so they aren't mostly self shots. Especially the sideways one, it's just lazy not to fix.

Take out the part in the beginning about if you want to know more.

Describe why you want to go into medicine.

Cooking what?

Message me if? Write something here.

Definitely take out the part about your ex.

Garlic Bread

Tef wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

it's totally a thing. It weirded me out too

I don't want a computer program showing me people that it thinks are hotties

if it selected Swordfights it sure as shit ain't working right

It's based on nominations

I told them to pick you

Zonugal

@Aphostile, judge me.

Judge me you big ol' Celtic god!

Aphostile

Zonugal wrote: »

@Aphostile, judge me.

Judge me you big ol' Celtic god!

Minor punctuation in the first paragraph.

In addition to that, "I'm" spending my summers.

Starring rather than staring Arnold.

Perhaps go into why you're doing your field. People are always interested in those that want to help others selflessly.

I couldn't find much to nitpick. Your photos are good right now.

Tef

keith stop being so keen!

Ya gotta play it cool, bro

Garlic Bread

I can't help it if I'm

Swill

Bucketman wrote: »

Actually, someone tell me what I'm doing wrong.

www.okcupid.com/profile/bucketman123

Not to be a dick, but take off all the pictures of you wearing hats of any kind

Fedora, Santa,and sombrero

Gatsby

Antimatter wrote: »

Antimatter wrote: »

tempted to make a mostly blank okc profile with nothing more than the bare minimum required for an account and with only one line in the profile to see how many people still send a message

"let me tell you about homestuck"

All the crazy cosplayers

Buttlord

kinda tempted to make a new account just to see if it works any better this time and attracts people who aren't uggos or crazy

Buttlord

that's a joke it's impossible for me to attract people who aren't one of those

now to pray buttlady never sees this post~

Calamity Jane

Keith wrote: »

Anjin-San wrote: »

Still in a profile visiting mexican standoff w/ no messages.

Going to go with

"Issya boy hova" or "GIRL HOW YOU LIVIN"

SUP SNOOP

I agree with this post

Bucketman

Swill wrote: »

Bucketman wrote: »

Actually, someone tell me what I'm doing wrong.

www.okcupid.com/profile/bucketman123

Not to be a dick, but take off all the pictures of you wearing hats of any kind

Fedora, Santa,and sombrero

Aww I like the santa one
But the internet has spoken, it must go

BusterK

I don't think I've ever taken a picture of myself
Too old I guess

Buttlord

i used the same picture of me for my facebook pic for literally five years

i wouldn't have changed it if my friend hadn't insisted on taking one of me to replace it with on the grounds of "we were in high school when that picture was taken" just from sheer apathy

Swill

I found a 100% enemy.

Whiteboi27

Antimatter

Swill wrote: »

I found a 100% enemy.

Whiteboi27

You should message me if
U want to

Shabooty

oh hey you found my profile

so what do you think?

Swill

I do not

HellaJeff

Okay, so now I have a girls phone number

What next

Swill

Smooch her butt

Buttlord

HellaJeff wrote: »

Okay, so now I have a girls phone number

What next

text her a picture of your balls

Tef

HellaJeff wrote: »

Okay, so now I have a girls phone number

What next

Send it to me and i'll talk to her for you

Swill

No. Send her my balls, they should still be on your SD card.

With a caption that says

Ain't you glad I don't have weirdo balls like this

I Win Swordfights

I don't let pictures be taken of me unless it'd be a drag like at a wedding or a group shot or something

I go one profile picture at a time. Only one picture on my OKCupid but it doesn't seem to be an issue

Kwoaru

I just finished reading the confession thread

I liked it

Swill

Yahoo answers category medical help posting title

why is my sack the way it is

HellaJeff

Okay so I am going to send Tef a picture of Swill's balls so that we can all be glad those aren't our testicles

Bucketman

Aphostile wrote: »

Pictures, I'd change them so they aren't mostly self shots. Especially the sideways one, it's just lazy not to fix.

Take out the part in the beginning about if you want to know more.

Describe why you want to go into medicine.

Cooking what?

Message me if? Write something here.

Definitely take out the part about your ex.

Alright, I have taken your advice. Thank Apho!

Swill

And the lord sayeth

That was an accident, sorry dude

Tef

lemme see those beans