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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    You can only be so perfect a god all the time, something is going to slip through the cracks

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Yahoo answers category medical help posting title

    why is my sack the way it is

    Did you ever put your balls near an open flame as a child? Any accidents on a bike? Did you have an older sibling who kicked them a lot?

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Oh, man, my area seems to be full of cute boys with high match percentages to me all of a sudden. Never mind about the redhead. (Maybe.)

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Yahoo answers category medical help posting title

    why is my sack the way it is

    Did you ever put your balls near an open flame as a child? Any accidents on a bike? Did you have an older sibling who kicked them a lot?

    Yeah, uh, all of the above

    That works right

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tef send me your balls

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Keith send me Tef's balls

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    balls are weird lookin fellas

    no wonder some ladies don't wanna go near em

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Junk looks like junk but feels like heaven

    That's a cure song I think

    #pipe
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    balls are weird lookin fellas

    no wonder some ladies don't wanna go near em

    My services are available for anyone who wants their balls played with as long as I find that person attractive

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgbnVaFGAI

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    one time we were driving down the highway on the way to band practice and i pulled my balls out and my buddy took a picture and texted them to a girl we are/were both friends with and apparently it woke her up

    so she woke up to a picture of my balls

    that's my story about balls hope you like it

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    one time we were driving down the highway on the way to band practice and i pulled my balls out and my buddy took a picture and texted them to a girl we are/were both friends with and apparently it woke her up

    so she woke up to a picture of my balls

    that's my story about balls hope you like it

    8->

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    keith do you find me attractive

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    The only time I sent a before pic of myself was when I was a college freshman dating a highschool senior. I sent a dick pic and I guess she was at lunch and in the bathroom so her friends heard it ringing and checked it. So yeah, they all saw my dong

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    keith do you find me attractive

    yeah

    Swill
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hoo boy my balls are in for a ride tonight

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    Swill
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I'm not going back to the whole pestering-for-dick-pics style of posting, though

    I'm just answering your question bye goodnight

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't want to send a picture of my dick to anyone. (Sorry Keith.)

    Don't want it floating around in... digital radio waves and shit...



    Then again, think of all the things it would penetrate!

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Creepin

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Some one is going to distill my dick from packets of data siphoned from the air.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    don't anyone dare think of sending keith a message

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    Sal
  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    how about a massage?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Some one is going to distill my dick from packets of data siphoned from the air.

    Sending it over wifi means that everyone will eventually feel your dick

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    don't anyone dare think of sending keith a message

    That schtick is over guys sorry

    Beasteh
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    send me a message instead

    it should say

    hello crwth

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Just upload my dick to a satellite and broadcast it 24 hours a day all over the world.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Just upload my dick to a satellite and broadcast it 24 hours a day all over the world.

    It's like the Guardian Angel in Borderlands

    But instead all you see is dick

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    don't anyone dare think of sending keith a message

    That schtick is over guys sorry

    Promise?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Oh, man, my area seems to be full of cute boys with high match percentages to me all of a sudden. Never mind about the redhead. (Maybe.)

    But Bad Decisions can be fun

    SwillNeoToma
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I am trying so hard to finagle a date while being cool

    She leaves the country permanently in two days so I wanna hang

    We been talking, not stranger


    But jeez lady hit me up please

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    CCmon!! Bitte

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    don't anyone dare think of sending keith a message

    That schtick is over guys sorry

    So how have you been of late keith? How is the life and tunes of keith?

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  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Oh, man, my area seems to be full of cute boys with high match percentages to me all of a sudden. Never mind about the redhead. (Maybe.)

    But Bad Decisions can be fun

    That's why I said maybe.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Jess, I like that you can hang

    Did you know that

    Usagi
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    send me a message instead

    it should say

    hello crwth

    do i have to

    I already sent you a bunch of messages today

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Of course I'm blowing up with messages for the first time ever and none of them are cutie who is leaving fuckkkkkkkkk

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
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    SWILL NO DON'T DO IT

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    MadEddy wrote: »
    Oh, man, my area seems to be full of cute boys with high match percentages to me all of a sudden. Never mind about the redhead. (Maybe.)

    But Bad Decisions can be fun

    Bad decisions are pretty much always fun.

    Nothing. Matters.
    Usagi
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I must

    As Danny devito san I must

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Sal wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    send me a message instead

    it should say

    hello crwth

    do i have to

    I already sent you a bunch of messages today

    ew no not you

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