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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I would love to be able to pull off a cape, but I know my own boundaries. Someday I might do so, just to have done it.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    i think the second guy is the winner

    Hey Satan!
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2012
    that third dude just doesn't know what the fuck

    edit: fourth dude that is
    I apparently can't count

    Druhim on
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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I don't think I've had sex out of mutual disgust yet. Hmm.


    I've certainly had it one-sided, but I don't know if my partner and I were ever disgusted with each other at the same time and place.

    Steam




  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    three-hour sections


    that sounds

    painful

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    three-hour sections

    that sounds

    painful

    Depends. If you change positions a lot it can be great.


    But you'll feel it for a couple days afterwards.


    I've heard.

    Steam




  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    if you aren't changing positions a lot anyway then you're tied up is all I'm saying

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    three-hour sections

    that sounds

    painful

    Depends. If you change positions a lot it can be great.


    But you'll feel it for a couple days afterwards.


    I've heard.

    no i mean what
    huh?

    ... what is a 'section'
    is this some kind of surgery

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    I would love to be able to pull off a cape, but I know my own boundaries. Someday I might do so, just to have done it.

    I don't think you ever really pull off a cape so much as your Bowie the shit out of the cape.

    To clarify a Bowie is when David Bowie goes fuck you I'm Bowie this is fashionable and whatever he is wearing suddenly becomes cool from his sheer force if will.

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    tynicSassori
  • cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    that old dude in the third pic looks alright

    for a serial killer

    When not even Nick Wooster can pull something off you need to just let that piece of fashion die

    TheClarkster
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Sometimes I wonder, if cool clothes grow around David Bowie. Or whether someone makes cool clothes and Bowie just grows out of them.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I have a lot of Bowie theories.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Bowie's in space

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I sometimes wonder if his pelvis is just full of ties.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Bowie created space to get away from all the uncool people.

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    DruhimMetalbourne
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    That's pretty freaky, Bowie
    I hear that space is a pretty freaky place.
    Isn't it cold out in the Depths of space, Bowie?


    Steam




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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    This forum hasn't discussed Bowie for a while.

    We should, he's a cool guy.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    This forum hasn't discussed Bowie for a while.

    We should, he's a cool guy.

    A friend of mine's mum, when pregnant with her, met Bowie in an elevator. He apparently wished her a happy and healthy pregnancy and child, wished her a good day, then got off at his stop.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This forum hasn't discussed Bowie for a while.

    We should, he's a cool guy.

    A friend of mine's mum, when pregnant with her, met Bowie in an elevator. He apparently wished her a happy and healthy pregnancy and child, wished her a good day, then got off at his stop.

    And she didn't die during childbirth.

    Truly a Bowie miracle.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I sometimes wonder if his pelvis is just full of ties.

    I almost choked on my coffee when I read this.

    Thank you for my internal burns.

    Steam




  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    He should have just named the child, then and there. He's David Bowie, he has the power.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv6mEv_rDdE

    this is my favorite bowie thing

    Hey Satan!
    DruhimGatsby
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I'd like to believe pianos spontaneously appear whenever, wherever Bowie comes up with a new tune.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This forum hasn't discussed Bowie for a while.

    We should, he's a cool guy.

    A friend of mine's mum, when pregnant with her, met Bowie in an elevator. He apparently wished her a happy and healthy pregnancy and child, wished her a good day, then got off at his stop.

    And she didn't die during childbirth.

    Truly a Bowie miracle.

    The most shocking thing about this story was that Bowie was in a lift, travelling vertically by mechanical means and not floating to the sky on an aura of his own pleasantness.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    That's right, he so amazing that he actually has an aura, unlike you or I.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    are you saying my "cooler ranch" field isn't an aura because I beg to differ

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Someone once told me Bowie's lips are so full because his lips are full of all the kisses that ever was and ever will be.

    57 percent of those kisses are his.

    Blake T on
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Blake T wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This forum hasn't discussed Bowie for a while.

    We should, he's a cool guy.

    A friend of mine's mum, when pregnant with her, met Bowie in an elevator. He apparently wished her a happy and healthy pregnancy and child, wished her a good day, then got off at his stop.

    And she didn't die during childbirth.

    Truly a Bowie miracle.

    The most shocking thing about this story was that Bowie was in a lift, travelling vertically by mechanical means and not floating to the sky on an aura of his own pleasantness.
    Well Bowie is very humble, and humble to the point that he beat an entire temple of monks at a humility contest, burning the place down in victory. Yes, he can do that apparently.

    Metalbourne on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Afterwards, I heard he sang them a song in appreciation.

    The monks, in return, turned into butterflies.

    Blake T on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    so what are we doing chuck norris jokes but just putting bowie in his stead

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    No. Because Bowie is beautiful.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    so what are we doing chuck norris jokes but just putting bowie in his stead

    Bowie doesn't care. He's beyond Internet memes.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    bowie is epic

    epic for the win

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Bowie's tears have potent healing properties. Unfortunately, he almost never cries so they're extremely rare.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    bowie is epic

    epic for the win

    Yes

    Yes he is

    Yeah...

    Beasteh
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    epic meal time bowie made of bacon

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    bowie is epic

    epic for the win

    I saw a photo of Jesscia Chobot with that phrase on it. Was she the fool who spouted "epic for the win"?

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    she was in fact the winnar in question

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    look man

    I invented epic for the win

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