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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I would also like those red pants

    on top

    eh? eeeehhh?

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    Yukira
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Show me some more sexy equestrians rolo
    http://i47.tinypic.com/mrwio0.gif

    no, Fiz don't throw exploding lanterns at that lady!

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    Antimatter
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Show me some more sexy equestrians rolo


    bonus:

    http://i47.tinypic.com/mrwio0.gif

    god damn. Chick straight took a lamp to the head.

    But yeah, I had to double check a fact.

    The fact was that equestrians are hot.
    especially that last one

    YukiraDruhimAntimatterFire Truck
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    should I take a work shower (I work remotely from home)

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    get paid to get clean

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Let's go back to talking about paying for cuddles.

    I'm looking to make some extra money. Where do I sign up?

    Steam




    Antimatter
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Let's go back to talking about paying for cuddles.

    I'm looking to make some extra money. Where do I sign up?

    Start with an anime message board

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Let's go back to talking about paying for cuddles.

    I'm looking to make some extra money. Where do I sign up?

    Start with an anime message board


    I'll get my cat ears.

    But would the tail get in the way?

    Steam




  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I would like to order 12 Express cuddles

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    you gonna look me in the eye and tell me you love me while I cry?

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I mean...

    If you're paying me enough. Sure.

    Steam




  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    See if she'll throw brownies into the deal as a perk.

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I may also shit the bed

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Let's go back to talking about paying for cuddles.

    I'm looking to make some extra money. Where do I sign up?

    Start with an anime message board


    I'll get my cat ears.

    But would the tail get in the way?

    You could charge extra for it

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    See if she'll throw brownies into the deal as a perk.


    Liked those, huh?

    Yeah you did.
    FAQ wrote: »
    I may also shit the bed

    No dice.

    Steam




  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    if you want to be a professional hugger you are going to be cleaning shit out of beds, now that's just basic

    NeoToma
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I...I think you're snuggling wrong.

    Steam




  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If there is no shit in the bed after the session it is a clear sign that you are not hugging hard enough.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I think FAQ's the only guy who's snuggling right

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    -smashFAQStraightzi
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    See if she'll throw brownies into the deal as a perk.


    Liked those, huh?

    Yeah you did.

    May have.

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I'd probably pay for some prinnycuddles

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    SassoriAntimatter
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Oh wait don't they explode

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    Yukira
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Just don't throw it

    Sassori
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    If someone created a service

    Where I could pay

    And go like cuddle and play with adorable animals for a bit

    I would go every weekend

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    Muse Among Men
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I...I think you're snuggling wrong.

    I don't think you're thinking about the type of clientele who pay hundreds of dollars for hugs

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    hug me with this industrial stapler

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    should I take a work... wank, while in the shower....?

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    @Wimble is the perfect way to start your date

    He actually is

    Everyone should have more Wimble in their lives

    haha, I am glad I could help!

    She's still ripping on me for calling her Wimble :(

    Steam Steam Steam
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    while making love?

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    should I take a work... wank, while in the shower....?

    how could you shower without wanking it

    Hey Satan!
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Shower wanks are the worst.

    Don't waste a wank, FAQ.

    I don't care how many of them are left in your wank bank.

    Don't waste a wank.

    Futorecrwth
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Wimble wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    @Wimble is the perfect way to start your date

    He actually is

    Everyone should have more Wimble in their lives

    haha, I am glad I could help!

    She's still ripping on me for calling her Wimble :(

    Wait, what?

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I got loads of wanks left in me, I think?

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Wanks of loads

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    FAQ, you should live like every wank is your last.

    ShenDruhimButler
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    hmm maybe I haven't been giving this whole wanking business the proper respect

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    If someone created a service

    Where I could pay

    And go like cuddle and play with adorable animals for a bit

    I would go every weekend

    While I could get behind your idea, I'm also worried that the animals would be mistreated, or worse yet, euthanized, once they were no longer cute.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    If someone created a service

    Where I could pay

    And go like cuddle and play with adorable animals for a bit

    I would go every weekend

    While I could get behind your idea, I'm also worried that the animals would be mistreated, or worse yet, euthanized, once they were no longer cute.

    You think ahead, I like that

    You can be vice president

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Shower wanks are the worst.

    Don't waste a wank, FAQ.

    I don't care how many of them are left in your wank bank.

    Don't waste a wank.

    What makes them so bad?

    Steam




  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Generally my legs get tired and weak and the pay off isn't as great, so to speak

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