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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    crwth wrote: »
    looking for a gamer girl to shout memes at my testicles until they shrivel up and die

    I'll be right over.

    shit wait I meant all your nuts are belong to me

    fuck I already failed

    Metalbourne on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    looking for a gamer girl to shout memes at my testicles until they shrivel up and die

    agreed , fav'd + subbed

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    call them both, invite them both to the same hotel room at the same time


    I leave the decision on whether or not to be there yourself up to you

    Dunno how well that would work being that they are both good friends.

    you afraid they're going to talk their problems out or something


    look man you cannot lose here

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I didn't know my family would be so openly hostile towards interracial dating

    I guess that's something you find out the hard way sometimes

    I bet my mom would be "okay" with it

    by which I mean she'd say she's fine but would make that statement in a really racist way

    "No that's fine if that's what you want to do, but I just worry about what others will think. Not that I think any thing's wrong with it. Really!"

    weirdly accurate

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.

    You might have to hurry it up. We're already on page 95 here.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    If we hit page 100, the carriage will turn back into a pumpkin!

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Dubh wrote: »
    Never Get Involved With Married People Period

    Haha okay

    it's my general rule

    unless there's circumstances that me comfortable with it

    I just get a kick out of the attitude "don't do it not never!"

    Because you know, there are absolutely no circumstances where people would ever find sex outside their marriage

    Like if one partner was completely disabled and unable to have sex.

    Or if they just wanted to fuck people regardless of the reasons. Because everyone else has more right to decide what married people do than the people themselves.

    Of course there are exceptions to the rule but on the whole, cheating on your husband or wife is a shitty thing to do.

    I'm assuming that these wives are not in open relationships.

    Karl on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    We need more time!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

    That would never happen.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

    That would never happen.

    You should.

    We are amazing people.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Online datings been going well for me

    Been on several dates so far

    Got my smooch on a couple of times

    And I blocked my ex's profile before she saw my profile was back up

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

    That would never happen.

    You should.

    We are amazing people.

    Mmmmm however...

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

    That would never happen.

    You should.

    We are amazing people.

    worst idea

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

    That would never happen.

    it's like introducing him to your parents but we make more dick jokes

    i hope

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Somebody would tell him to give you the dick within a few posts.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.
    please make sure he registers an account here so we can interact with the future mr liiya

    (no don't!!)

    That would never happen.

    You should.

    We are amazing people.

    worst idea

    SE++ is full of amazing and supportive people.

    I wouldn't have stuck around for 8 years if I thought you were all tossers.

    We do make a lot of poop and/or dick jokes but still my point stands.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Somebody would tell him to give you the dick within a few posts.

    His first post "I gave her the dick"

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I didn't know my family would be so openly hostile towards interracial dating

    I guess that's something you find out the hard way sometimes

    I bet my mom would be "okay" with it

    by which I mean she'd say she's fine but would make that statement in a really racist way

    "No that's fine if that's what you want to do, but I just worry about what others will think. Not that I think any thing's wrong with it. Really!"

    My grandparents always kind of warned me of this. "Don't mess around with those white girls.As soon as you start messing with their women then you become a threat, and your white so-called friends will turn on you"

    Which I don't really believe personally, but I do understand how someone from that lived through the born in the thirties/ fourties would feel that.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Somebody would tell him to give you the dick within a few posts.

    Aaaaand that is why.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    @Liiya, your posts are becoming my favorite British drama.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    @Liiya, your posts are becoming my favorite British drama.

    it's like downton abbey but with softcore pornography and the occasional anime refrence

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    @Liiya, your posts are becoming my favorite British drama.

    it's like downton abbey but with softcore pornography and the occasional anime refrence

    Hahaha what? You're all daft.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    i will go to my grave before any S.O. sees a single one of my posts

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya, why don't you want the dick?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    mum explaining that some old guy on tv prob has had a floppy dick for years. I come home too often

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Liiya, why don't you want the dick?

    Yeah, why even date the guy then? Sheesh!

    Nothing. Matters.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I still don't get it.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    there's nothing to get

    except for that one thing

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    call them both, invite them both to the same hotel room at the same time


    I leave the decision on whether or not to be there yourself up to you

    Dunno how well that would work being that they are both good friends.

    you afraid they're going to talk their problems out or something


    look man you cannot lose here

    Maybe they are trying to work their problems out with me and I am too dense to see it? No. That would be silly.
    Karl wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Never Get Involved With Married People Period

    Haha okay

    it's my general rule

    unless there's circumstances that me comfortable with it

    I just get a kick out of the attitude "don't do it not never!"

    Because you know, there are absolutely no circumstances where people would ever find sex outside their marriage

    Like if one partner was completely disabled and unable to have sex.

    Or if they just wanted to fuck people regardless of the reasons. Because everyone else has more right to decide what married people do than the people themselves.

    Of course there are exceptions to the rule but on the whole, cheating on your husband or wife is a shitty thing to do.

    I'm assuming that these wives are not in open relationships.

    Well the first one I spoke about hasn't been with her husband in a year or more. The other still has the husband around but they sort of do their own thing when it comes to sex. They fight all the time and have multiple partners, and when she talks about divorce it turns in a whole dirty battle.

    In normal circumstances I wouldn't even care about any of this, but I've been trying to be a better person since my latest troubles with women. So I've been having a time dealing with this.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    looking for a gamer girl to shout memes at my testicles until they shrivel up and die

    agreed , fav'd + subbed

    you have my upboats good sir, one internet for you!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.

    NEG HIS SHOES!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    As you can see, Liiya, clearly the mods are of no help.

    TrippyJing on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a possibly-a-date on Friday.

    NEG HIS SHOES!

    Yeah okay.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Game works both ways.

    Or maybe it doesn't.

    I haven't exactly read it.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Never Get Involved With Married People Period

    Haha okay

    it's my general rule

    unless there's circumstances that me comfortable with it

    I just get a kick out of the attitude "don't do it not never!"

    Because you know, there are absolutely no circumstances where people would ever find sex outside their marriage

    Like if one partner was completely disabled and unable to have sex.

    Or if they just wanted to fuck people regardless of the reasons. Because everyone else has more right to decide what married people do than the people themselves.

    No, I think "don't fuck around with married people" is a pretty good rule of thumb for me.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    call them both, invite them both to the same hotel room at the same time


    I leave the decision on whether or not to be there yourself up to you

    Dunno how well that would work being that they are both good friends.

    you afraid they're going to talk their problems out or something


    look man you cannot lose here

    Maybe they are trying to work their problems out with me and I am too dense to see it? No. That would be silly.
    Karl wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Never Get Involved With Married People Period

    Haha okay

    it's my general rule

    unless there's circumstances that me comfortable with it

    I just get a kick out of the attitude "don't do it not never!"

    Because you know, there are absolutely no circumstances where people would ever find sex outside their marriage

    Like if one partner was completely disabled and unable to have sex.

    Or if they just wanted to fuck people regardless of the reasons. Because everyone else has more right to decide what married people do than the people themselves.

    Of course there are exceptions to the rule but on the whole, cheating on your husband or wife is a shitty thing to do.

    I'm assuming that these wives are not in open relationships.

    Well the first one I spoke about hasn't been with her husband in a year or more. The other still has the husband around but they sort of do their own thing when it comes to sex. They fight all the time and have multiple partners, and when she talks about divorce it turns in a whole dirty battle.

    In normal circumstances I wouldn't even care about any of this, but I've been trying to be a better person since my latest troubles with women. So I've been having a time dealing with this.

    If you can't be arsed with the drama then yeah I would just leave it.

    Though from what you've told me, both these marriages are pretty much dead so you're not actually hurting anyone if you decide to sleep with either.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I'll probably just be myself but thanks Munkus!!

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    If it's still the guy you've been trying to text he definitely deserves to have his shoes negged.

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