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1984: I love Big [Phalla] - Day 9: Village and TrueNeverBorn victory!

FaranguFarangu I am a beardy manWith a beardy planRegistered User regular
edited October 2012 in Critical Failures
It began during the daily exercises. As you were doing your stretches and jacks, the instructor on the telescreen began to twist and morph. Soon, it took the shape of an officer of the Ministry of Truth.

All who are observing this broadcast must IMMEDIATELY proceed to your nearest assembly hall. That is all."

Confused at the slight break in routine, you leave your shabby apartment, lighting a Victory cigarette on the way. As you enter the hall, you can already hear the speaker talking of the ongoing war with Eurasia, and the beginnings of the Two Minutes Hate. You quickly take your seat:


As the soothing anthem finishes, the same officer takes the stage. He speaks. "As you know, the insidious Eastasian forces will stop at nothing in their long quest for victory. And we want you to know that a small, yet very dangerous infiltration force has invaded London." Panic ripples through the crowd. He continues. "Even though we will find them, and crush them, we urge you to not take justice into your own hands. Report any suspicious persons immediately. Return to your homes."

As you leave the hall, you begin to think. Surely, if you could apprehend these vile Eastasians, you would better your station. The fellow residents of your apartment building share your thoughts, and as you walk back you begin to plan on how to protect Big Brother...


What is this?

This is a game of Phalla for 50 players. For more info, go here.

I know, I know how this works. What's the weird stuff?

We'll get there. Basics first.

Uh...

Each day, a person must turn in their suspicions on a possible Eurasian infiltrator. The most suspicious player will be eliminated.

If there is a tie, the Party will resolve as it sees fit. This will typically not be the most equitable course of action.

Vote close will be at 12:00 midnight CST on the button. ANY time stamp of 12:00 or later will result in a null vote or action. Edited vote posts will not count. You are REQUIRED to make one vote and non-vote post per day. Failure to do so will result in replacement or removal. I will be strict with this.

Sign up with a bold limegreen statement. Clarifications must be asked in a bold darkorange.

Standard Phalla rules apply: no sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots or direct quotation. As a matter of fact, no screenshots of anything. However, information may be shared indirectly, such as through rephrasing. You may not add new players to preexisting private conversations after the first message - start a new conversation instead. No anonymous contact is allowed. All messages must be traceable to a player in the game. Once you are eliminated, you may not make any more game conversation with players remaining in the game.

If any players create proboards for private communication or interesting conversations including more than two players, please send links for them to the host and add him as an admin.

Please include the host on all game PM's.

Vanillager PM: You are a loyal citizen of Oceania. You do the Party’s bidding, because you know that they truly care for your well-being, and watch out for you. If they say that you are at war with Eastasia, then the Eastasians must die.

You win when the eternal war is at an end.

So...what's the catch?

Although concessions had to be made, I am trying to stay somewhat true to the theme and setting of the novel. Those who have read the novel will realize that the theme and settings are those of treachery, deceit, and doublethink. The most cautious and observant players will likely be the victors. If you feel like you can't give this game your attention, then I advise you to not sign up. Long story short: This is a Farangu phalla.

Which reminds me:

This is Farangu typing.

THIS IS THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH. WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

Farangu on
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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Players:
    1. Shalmelo - Citizen of Airstrip One - Slain by infiltrators
    2. Kilnaga
    3. mi-go Hunter
    4. Premium
    5. Egos
    6. jdarksun - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv Interrogation
    7. Anialos
    8. Infidel - Citizen of Airstrip One - Slain by infiltrators
    9. TheRoadVirus - Eurasian Infiltrator - Miniluv Interrogation
    10. Romanqwerty - Eurasian Infiltrator - Miniluv Interrogation
    11. Phyphor
    12. Matev
    13. tzeentchling - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv interrogation
    14. Stever777 - Eurasian infiltrator - The "Vote"
    15. Obifett
    16. blahmcblah - Eurasian Infiltrator - The Vote
    17. Capfalcon
    18. SaberOverEasy - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv interrogation
    19. Lucedes
    20. The Anonymous
    21. Assuran - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv interrogation
    22. I needed a name to post - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv Interrogation
    23. 38thDoe
    24. Kime - Citizen of Airstrip One - Slain by infiltrators
    25. Malkor
    26. MrTLicious
    27. Segatai
    28. Typhus733
    29. Langly - Citizen of Airstrip One - Slain by infiltrators
    30. TrueNeverBorn
    31. MagicPrime - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv Interrogation
    32. The Dagon - Citizen of Airstrip One - Inactivus Hungered
    33. spool32
    34. Sir Fabulous
    35. Baidol
    36. PsychoLarry1 - Eurasian Infiltrator - The Vote
    37. Mill
    38. Ketbra
    39. Alegis
    40. SLyM - Citizen of Airstrip One - Miniluv Interrogation
    41. Cythraul
    42. Megafrost
    43. Vagrant_winds
    44. Delmain - Eurasian infiltrator - The Vote
    45.
    46.
    47.
    48.
    49.
    50.

    Reserves:
    Bedlam

    Clarifications:
    Farangu wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Since I didn't see this asked... Are there conversions or thralls?
    Don't be ridiculous, citizen 142386 - jdarksun.  People are who we say they are.  The Party is always right.
    Does anyone have a double plus vote?
    Citizen 201741 - TheRoadVirus, everyone has the means that befit their needs.  All are provided for in the Party.


    Narrations:
    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4

    Farangu on
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    orgy-porgy, Ford and fun


    (I know, I know - wrong dystopia)

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I'm already in stever's phalla but I'm reserving the fuck up. If you can't hit 50 relatively quickly, I guess I'll play too.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Sign me up. Also, you just picked my next book to re-read.

    † We don't have to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.†
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    Delmain
  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Sign up!

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    damn you farangu, you keep on bringing me back. Now to fuck the freedom into some fascists. ;-)

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    The infiltrators must die!

    Anialos on
    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    Alright Farangu, show me what you've got.

    I !sign up.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    double plus signup

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    God damnit TRV you took exactly what i was going to signup with.

    romanqwerty on
    Erin The Red
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    We have always been at war with Eurasia

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    We've always been at war with Eurasia

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    sign up. That video was surprisingly hard to watch. There's a reason 1984 was such a chilling novel.

    Also, the line in the OP: "You win when the eternal war is at an end."
    This worries me a little. We've always been at war with Eurasia.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Run a game AND play in one?
    Ummm... OK

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Matev wrote: »
    We've always been at war with Eurasia
    Phyphor wrote: »
    We have always been at war with Eurasia

    Looking at the timestamps of both posts.... creepy.


    mi-go hunter on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Phalla is back and strong!

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    sign up. That video was surprisingly hard to watch. There's a reason 1984 was such a chilling novel.

    Go search Youtube for the clip about Room 101.
    Hope you're not afraid of rats.

  • blahmcblahblahmcblah I never drink... wine. Registered User regular
    Thoughtcrime is death.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    We've always been at war with Eurasia
    Phyphor wrote: »
    We have always been at war with Eurasia

    Looking at the timestamps of both posts.... creepy.

    Followed by my post with the exact same line. All three of us at 11:27. Clearly, we are all exemplary members of the Outer Party.

    mi-go hunter
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    We've always been at war with Eurasia
    Phyphor wrote: »
    We have always been at war with Eurasia

    Looking at the timestamps of both posts.... creepy.



    They have already been brainwashed, mi-go. It is too late for them :|

  • blahmcblahblahmcblah I never drink... wine. Registered User regular
    I love Big [Phalla] and I cannot lie.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Phalla is back and strong!

    Phalla has always been strong and will remain strong forever!

  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    You tried to kill me.

    You failed!

  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    Orwell basically stole everything from Yevgeny Zamyatin

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    WE!

    † We don't have to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.†
    DS Friend Code: 2680-9293-7063
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
    DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
    DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
    DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
    DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Speaking against the Party is thoughtcrime, T_A, we expected so much more from you...

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    Speaking against the Party is thoughtcrime, T_A, we expected so much more from you...

    Did we though?

    † We don't have to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.†
    DS Friend Code: 2680-9293-7063
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    Did we though?

    Not really, having been through the litany of his other ungood actions...

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I'm dead already in the mini, so let's get this ball rolling. Big Brother is watching me.

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Hello and welcome, to the PHALLAcast.

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others



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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I don't remember this book at all, but I remember all the other references people are making hahaha

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    We've always been at war with Eurasia
    Phyphor wrote: »
    We have always been at war with Eurasia

    Looking at the timestamps of both posts.... creepy.

    Followed by my post with the exact same line. All three of us at 11:27. Clearly, we are all exemplary members of the Outer Party.

    Doubleplus goodest, brother

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Yes please.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I

    AM WATCHING YOU

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Signup!

    PSN SeGaTai
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    No. Magic Box is watching you. All of you

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
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