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I am stuck under a bridge with four of my closest friends

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    This is the kind of story that only happens at a very particular point in one's life.

    friday nights

  • chidonachidona Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    a new hangover sequel????

    This is a million times better than the hangover.

  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    A fucking treehouse? Seriously?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    chidona wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    a new hangover sequel????

    This is a million times better than the hangover.

    It's really more like Dude, Where's My Car.

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    This is the kind of story that only happens at a very particular point in one's life.

    Oh oh oh!

    Is the answer "Your mid-thirties"?

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    wait a minute

    i have a receipt for burger king from 4:17 AM

    there are only three burger kings in the city

    this narrows down location substantially

  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    PS

    Tea for sea tee I am glad you didn't die and made it home

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    This is the kind of story that only happens at a very particular point in one's life.

    friday nights

    No, this kind of adventure comes from a lack of planning, well a severe lack of planning, like so bad you actually had to try to remove ways to get yourself out of the situation. And then the general maintenance throughout the night in case any ways of getting yourself unstuck might come up as the night progressed

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    This is the kind of story that only happens at a very particular point in one's life.

    Oh oh oh!

    Is the answer "Your mid-thirties"?

    I don't know, do you still obsessively document and tell people the precise quantity of alcohol that was consumed on these kind of occasions when you're in your mid-thirties? Cause man. Man, I hope not.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    that was not because i'm proud or something

    but someone asked me how we got into that situation and I figured that that was the best way to illustrate why were in that situation

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    This is the kind of story that only happens at a very particular point in one's life.

    friday nights

    No, this kind of adventure comes from a lack of planning, well a severe lack of planning, like so bad you actually had to try to remove ways to get yourself out of the situation. And then the general maintenance throughout the night in case any ways of getting yourself unstuck might come up as the night progressed

    thanks mom


    <3

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    next time i get drunk i'm gonna text tynic everything i drink

    it will read as follows

    pbr
    pbr
    pbr
    pbr
    pbr
    pbr
    pbr

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    pff

    like you'll get through that many.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    T4CT wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    This is the kind of story that only happens at a very particular point in one's life.

    friday nights

    No, this kind of adventure comes from a lack of planning, well a severe lack of planning, like so bad you actually had to try to remove ways to get yourself out of the situation. And then the general maintenance throughout the night in case any ways of getting yourself unstuck might come up as the night progressed

    thanks mom


    <3

    Okay well the alcoholic in me says, "wow you sure wasted a lot of drinking time by fucking around like an amateur."

    Metalbourne on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hey i could drink that many!

    like

    i mean maybe if i started drinking early

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'll match you wine for beer, we can get very slowly tipsy simultaneously.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Someone should make a compilation video of every movie scene where the protagonist does a round-house arm swing to stab something in the bad guy's neck. Pencils, mirror shards, whatever.

    I'm pretty sure there are a million of them. Usually involving a ground/neck-choking struggle.

    For the some reason, this montage in my head is set to Ode to Joy.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I have never seen a real fucking treehouse.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I have never seen a real fucking treehouse.

    ... too easy.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    my friend just texted me a picture of me not wearing my toga anymore and holding a box that contains a live squirrel

    i can't even begin to comprehend how that happened

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'll match you wine for beer, we can get very slowly tipsy simultaneously.

    but by the time i start drinking it'll already be like 1am for you!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    were you wearing anything else BESIDES a toga
    i mean, either way I'm worried about that squirrel but ...

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    wait a minute

    i have a receipt for burger king from 4:17 AM

    there are only three burger kings in the city

    this narrows down location substantially

    The receipt doesn't have an address on it?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    squirrel
    nuts

    there's a joke somewhere...

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I'll match you wine for beer, we can get very slowly tipsy simultaneously.

    but by the time i start drinking it'll already be like 1am for you!

    Ships passing in the night ...

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I have never seen a real fucking treehouse.

    ... too easy.

    Don't hold back, just let it out.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Dude, Where's My Toga?!

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    wait a minute

    i have a receipt for burger king from 4:17 AM

    there are only three burger kings in the city

    this narrows down location substantially

    The receipt doesn't have an address on it?

    you're totally right it does

    this is the burger king in the NW side of the city and is approximately an hour away from my friend's place in the SE

    but the cab ride only took like half an hour

    so we must have walked all the way there, which makes sense because I used to live close to it and know the way, and then wandered back the direction we came

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Dude, Where's My Toga?!

    This entire movie is a setup for a visual gag where he turns around and there is a tuft of bedsheet sticking out of his butt like a bunny tail butt plug.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    were you wearing anything else BESIDES a toga
    i mean, either way I'm worried about that squirrel but ...

    I had a pair of boxers from lululemon (men if you haven't worn lululemon boxers you haven't lived yet) and my shoes on

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    What city is this again?

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    calgary alberta canada

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What city is this again?

    We can figure this out! It has at least one bridge, and only three burger kings

    T4CT, can you remember hearing any distinctive sounds as you drove around. A railway crossing. Some geese honking.

  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    I would love to see a detailed post on how T4CT gets his flask back.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What city is this again?

    We can figure this out! It has at least one bridge, and only three burger kings

    T4CT, can you remember hearing any distinctive sounds as you drove around. A railway crossing. Some geese honking.

    holy fuck

    i mean no

    but now i remember how my phone died so thank you

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    he was taking so many geese pictures that his phone died

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2012
    the geese totally used up the juice texting each other, right

    edit: FUCK IT CRWTH

    tynic on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    i was watching netflix while we walked

    it appears I got seven minutes into "Cooper Calligraphy" of Community

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    i was watching netflix while we walked

    it appears I got seven minutes into "Cooper Calligraphy" of Community

    Oh my god.

    It's almost like you we're trying to kill yourself by making dumb choices.

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    there are only three burger kings in Calgary?

    what an uncivilized city

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