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do you use your phone on the toilet?

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  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    Yes.

    I also occasionally take my teeny little netbook in there because it is not powerful enough to generate much heat.

    I have several times had the problem of sitting there way longer than I had any business doing.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This software just tried to correct 'accommodation' to 'accomodation' and then when I accidentally confirmed it wanted to correct it right back anyway :?

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Nah, that would imply i have people to text.

    Instead i bring a book, because it's the only time i feel like reading lately.

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    Nerdgasmic
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i always always read on the terlet

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Work bathroom phone posting is the only way to fly

    Speed Racer
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    When I was growing up my best friend used to keep archie comics next to the toilet.

    It was both apropos and addictive.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    reading books on electronic devices just doesn't click with me

    I find I am unable to focus and my eyes start hurting

    I need some proper paper-and-cover books to actually make any significant headway

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    -Tal
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    reading books on electronic devices just doesn't click with me

    I find I am unable to focus and my eyes start hurting

    I need some proper paper-and-cover books to actually make any significant headway

    I don't mind it in the abstract but I spend most of my day working in front of a computer screen and then I find the last thing I want to do when I get home is read on something similar. And the kindle screen is too dark.

    but for travelling I do like having several long novels in my tablet, it is very convenient.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It's not like I have to have my phone with me every time I'm pooping, but fuck yeah of course I sometimes tweet or fb while I'm on the john.

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    Yeah I use my phone pretty often on the phone specifically for texting, and use my ipod everytime

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    for sure

    sometimes i spend longer on the phone than i did doin my business

    one time my roommate went to poop and then i didn't see him for the rest of the night
    he got caught up playin some game on his tablet

    By "my roommate" do you mean "my dad"?
    Tito I am so sorry I couldn't resist I looooove you

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    So one time I had my iPhone 3G in my back pocket when I walked into the bathroom, forgot it was there

    Took down pants, had not sat, hear "plop!"

    iPhone in toilet

    Scream, fish it out (thank god I hadn't used it)

    Sit it in a window for 3 days, proceed to use it for 8 additional months

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Damn, Sheri. Cold as ice.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I feel really bad actually

    I am not very good at burns

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Also I just went to the restroom and I didn't bring my phone

    Exciting updates

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    not nearly enough information to be exciting

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I literally did not see this thread until I was pulling my phone out of descending pants and beginning to squat.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I literally did not see this thread until I was pulling my phone out of descending pants and beginning to squat.

    HERE THERE BE DANGER

    SEE MY STORY POST ABOVE

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I also keep a copy of An Incomplete Education in my home toilet, so I can spend that time brushing up on opera or philosophy or whatever

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i usually carry my laptop and continue watching whatever i was watching on netflix

    i still have a flip phone from 2005

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    for sure

    sometimes i spend longer on the phone than i did doin my business

    one time my roommate went to poop and then i didn't see him for the rest of the night
    he got caught up playin some game on his tablet

    By "my roommate" do you mean "my dad"?
    Tito I am so sorry I couldn't resist I looooove you

    this was before i moved back home!!!

    ugh i'm tellin my mom

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    AbracadanielSheri
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    for sure

    sometimes i spend longer on the phone than i did doin my business

    one time my roommate went to poop and then i didn't see him for the rest of the night
    he got caught up playin some game on his tablet

    By "my roommate" do you mean "my dad"?
    Tito I am so sorry I couldn't resist I looooove you

    this was before i moved back home!!!

    ugh i'm tellin my mom

    Tell her I said hi :winky:

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i also keep a far side book and an onion book next to my terlet

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Dude that winky was a winky when I posted it

    Edit: NOW IT'S A WINKY AGAIN

    I might be going crazy

    Sheri on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    might be?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i?

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    Sheri
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    layer of poop dusting all your electronics

    don't give me that "but poop dust is EVERYWHERE anyways!"

    you took it to the source

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    Mythbusters had an episode on poop dust. Seriously.

    (is myth)

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    layer of poop dusting all your electronics

    don't give me that "but poop dust is EVERYWHERE anyways!"

    you took it to the source

    did any of you guys get that book about gross facts when you were a kid, it came with a big plastic cockroach attached to the front

    because that book taught me that flushing the toilet sends tiny poop particulate up in the air to settle on everything and i haven't flushed a toilet with the lid up in over a decade because of that book

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i bring no less than six electronic devices into the bathroom. the longer my poops the more cultured i become

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    layer of poop dusting all your electronics

    don't give me that "but poop dust is EVERYWHERE anyways!"

    you took it to the source

    did any of you guys get that book about gross facts when you were a kid, it came with a big plastic cockroach attached to the front

    because that book taught me that flushing the toilet sends tiny poop particulate up in the air to settle on everything and i haven't flushed a toilet with the lid up in over a decade because of that book

    YESSSSSSSSS i got that book on christmas AND the video game

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    right now I'm reading Vallance's "The Glorious Revolution" while I'm doing my poopin'

    I'd like to think there's a joke to be made there somewhere but I can't seem to find it

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    nook? more like dook

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i wonder how many kids learned that they had little bits of poo on their toothbrushes from that book

    maybe that's why i don't brush my teeth enough now

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    remember the part about the mites that live in the holes where your eyelashes are

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    remember the part about the mites that live in the holes where your eyelashes are

    shit was traumatizing

    also i just found the plastic cockroach and it's on my desk now with my plastic moose and plastic jaguar

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    Rainfall
  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    If I forget to bring my phone to the bathroom I end up reading the Archie comic. I have one Archie comic that has been sitting next to my toilet for over a year now. It wasn't even particularly entertaining the first time I read it, but I have developed an involuntary response where as soon as I sit down on the toilet I immediately pick it up and start reading. The only way to avoid this is if I have some other form of entertainment. It has reached the point where I will enter the bathroom, realize I forgot my phone, and go back to get it not because I have urgent phone business to conduct but because I don't want to suffer through any more Archie.

    Fandyientynic
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    remember the part about the mites that live in the holes where your eyelashes are
    There are mites that live in the pores on everyone's face

    They come out at night to feed

    It gets worse, don't click if you don't want to know
    then they defecate in your pores

    Metalbourne
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