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do you use your phone on the toilet?

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  • Drew-BDrew-B regular Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    once my brother brought our game boy to school and dropped it in a toilet

    I wouldn't be surprised if the thing still worked, knowing gameboys.

    Unrelated: I've had a headache for two weeks straight. What the fuck gives? I know headaches are just kind of a throwaway thing, but I've literally woken up every day for the last 14 days feeling like I went on a bender the night before. Aspirin helps, but as soon as it wears off, my head starts pounding again. Last night I could feel my goddamn heartbeat through my eyeballs.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel regular Registered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    my work just gave me a blackberry and I pretty much exclusively use it on the toilet

    So that's who makes the three seashells.

    I suppose a company called RIM would have been the ones to develop it...

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne regular Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    my work just gave me a blackberry and I pretty much exclusively use it on the toilet

    So that's who makes the three seashells.

    I suppose a company called RIM would have been the ones to develop it...

    I bet they called it the RIM job

  • KadithKadith regular Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    my work just gave me a blackberry and I pretty much exclusively use it on the toilet

    So that's who makes the three seashells.

    I suppose a company called RIM would have been the ones to develop it...

    I bet they called it the RIM job

    boo

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  • Drew-BDrew-B regular Registered User regular
    That kind of joke deserves a RIM shot.

    Now look at this remarkably relevant Youtube title

  • KadithKadith regular Registered User regular
    what happens if you use it outside of forums?

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  • Drew-BDrew-B regular Registered User regular
  • premiumpremium regular Registered User regular
    I frequently get people trying to phone me when I'm in the middle of taking a crap.
    I'll admit, I've answered a few.

  • chidonachidona regular Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    I frequently get people trying to phone me when I'm in the middle of taking a crap.
    I'll admit, I've answered a few.

    That's a bit grotty, but not totally reprehensible.

    I've had friends answer phones during the middle of sex, which is bizarre.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    i operate my computer from the shower I'm gonna bet a little over half the time




    and smartphones were invented for the bathroom. other use is just added bonus

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  • Drew-BDrew-B regular Registered User regular
    chidona wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    I frequently get people trying to phone me when I'm in the middle of taking a crap.
    I'll admit, I've answered a few.

    That's a bit grotty, but not totally reprehensible.

    I've had friends answer phones during the middle of sex, which is bizarre.



    Hey baby, hold on, I'm going to kill the mood, ruin any sort of groove we were getting into, and answer the phone so my bro totally knows I'm getting laid.

    Fucking amateurs.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Drew-B wrote: »
    Drew-B wrote: »
    chidona wrote: »
    premium wrote: »
    I frequently get people trying to phone me when I'm in the middle of taking a crap.
    I'll admit, I've answered a few.

    That's a bit grotty, but not totally reprehensible.

    I've had friends answer phones during the middle of sex, which is bizarre.



    Hey baby, hold on, I'm going to kill the mood, ruin any sort of groove we were getting into, and answer the phone so my bro totally knows I'm getting laid.

    Fucking amateurs.

    yeah jesus

    phone calls during sex?

    that's like half the reason facetime is even a thing

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  • Drew-BDrew-B regular Registered User regular
    It's like a total, "Blargh, I'm 19 years old" thing to do.

  • existexist regular Registered User regular
    Drew-B wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    once my brother brought our game boy to school and dropped it in a toilet

    I wouldn't be surprised if the thing still worked, knowing gameboys.

    Unrelated: I've had a headache for two weeks straight. What the fuck gives? I know headaches are just kind of a throwaway thing, but I've literally woken up every day for the last 14 days feeling like I went on a bender the night before. Aspirin helps, but as soon as it wears off, my head starts pounding again. Last night I could feel my goddamn heartbeat through my eyeballs.

    It totally still worked

    I woulda killed him if I couldn't play the pokemons anymore

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    The only time I have ever interrupted sex for a phone call is because it was my mom and she has keys to my house so I wanted to be sure she wasn't, like, almost here or something and getting ready to barge in

    I have since curtailed her barging in substantially but at the time it was a definite danger

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Breaking Quetzi News: this renaissance fair is infested with furries.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Breaking Quetzi News: this renaissance fair is infested with furries.

    that sounds hilarious

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  • JayKaosJayKaos regular Registered User regular
    Are they at least dressed up as era-appropriate mythical creatures instead of just furries in medieval outfits?

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Breaking Quetzi News: this renaissance fair is infested with furries.

    that sounds hilarious

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  • -Tal-Tal regular Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    layer of poop dusting all your electronics

    don't give me that "but poop dust is EVERYWHERE anyways!"

    you took it to the source

    did any of you guys get that book about gross facts when you were a kid, it came with a big plastic cockroach attached to the front

    because that book taught me that flushing the toilet sends tiny poop particulate up in the air to settle on everything and i haven't flushed a toilet with the lid up in over a decade because of that book

    too bad that when you sit down your back is on the toilet seat

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  • peterdevorepeterdevore regular Registered User regular
    Like a champ

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne regular Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Anderson Cooper is hot

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    layer of poop dusting all your electronics

    don't give me that "but poop dust is EVERYWHERE anyways!"

    you took it to the source

    did any of you guys get that book about gross facts when you were a kid, it came with a big plastic cockroach attached to the front

    because that book taught me that flushing the toilet sends tiny poop particulate up in the air to settle on everything and i haven't flushed a toilet with the lid up in over a decade because of that book

    too bad that when you sit down your back is on the toilet seat

    man who leans back like that when they're poopin'

    you're a weird

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  • -Tal-Tal regular Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    layer of poop dusting all your electronics

    don't give me that "but poop dust is EVERYWHERE anyways!"

    you took it to the source

    did any of you guys get that book about gross facts when you were a kid, it came with a big plastic cockroach attached to the front

    because that book taught me that flushing the toilet sends tiny poop particulate up in the air to settle on everything and i haven't flushed a toilet with the lid up in over a decade because of that book

    too bad that when you sit down your back is on the toilet seat

    man who leans back like that when they're poopin'

    you're a weird

    doesn't matter if it's actually touching it

    it's right there and now it's all concentrated in one spot

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