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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Drez-

    You don't always have to fuck her hard

    You do if you're paying by the minute.

    Ouch

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

    People who like to bukkake on the prostitutes they hire?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    All hail Nasal Spray

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

    No me! Just like Pacman, I make it rain.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cass, your timing is horrible.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

    No me! Just like Pacman, I make it rain.

    I am also "gifted" in this department :P

    (that's fucking disgusting)

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

    No me! Just like Pacman, I make it rain.

    I am also "gifted" in this department :P

    (that's fucking disgusting)

    I'm a founding member of the Life Fountain club.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, Cass ... you inadvertently caused me to lawl.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

    No me! Just like Pacman, I make it rain.

    I am also "gifted" in this department :P

    (that's fucking disgusting)

    I'm a founding member of the Life Fountain club.

    Like the Mile High Club, but without the airplane?

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  • MVMosinMVMosin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    MVMosin wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    She's fluent in both Ukrainian and Russian (two different languages)? Well, I'll talk to my friend when she gets back from Cancun this weekend. I'm not sure how far her support system or contact sphere extends.

    I know a few Ukrainians too.
    I do believe she is more fluent in Russian than Ukrainian. Russian is spoken by more people, after all. So, national pride aside, it is a more useful language to know.
    It was explained to me that if you speak either, you understand the other; supposedly, most of the difference is word order.

    Of course, this was explained to me by a Ukrainian chick with limited English fluency, so I could be wrong.

    I don't know any Ukrainian but I'm pretty sure that's not totally true. I believe Ukrainian shares the same Cyrillic alphabet and there are some (probably many) similarities, but I think it's less grammar differences and more vocabulary and pronunciation. At least, that's what I remember from the Ukrainian girl I briefly dated.


    As a Ukrainian, I can say with some assurance that it is mostly in word order.
    And, I don't know why you jumped to the subject of the Cyrillic syllabry, (It's not an alphabet. It's a syllabry.) but yes, it is the same one.

    тихa пожалуйста.


    To clarify--the syllabry for Russian can be used for Ukrainian, and that is typically accepted, and in some areas preferred.

    But, there is a Ukrainian syllabry.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    Who the hell is the target market for the "INCREASE YOUR SEMEN BY 500%" spam? Because I'd like to be able to take a supplement that makes it go away entirely.

    No me! Just like Pacman, I make it rain.

    I am also "gifted" in this department :P

    (that's fucking disgusting)

    I'm a founding member of the Life Fountain club.

    Aaaaaw nice! I'm pretty copious in my life juice, I didn't found the Life Fountain Group but i'm pretty sure I keep the U.K branch up and running.

    I cringe as I post now.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If I may ask, how do you guys know if you’re managing large quantities? Did you participate in a jack-off, or something?

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It burns when I...

    But that's normal cause I'm...

    You know what.

    I am not going there.

    Screw you guys, I'm going to Borders.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously, think about how much ejaculate there is now. Now imagine 5x that. You wouldn't be able to whack off without a bucket nearby.

    Doc on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    Seriously, think about how much ejaculate there is now. Now imagine 5x that. You wouldn't be able to whack off without a bucket nearby.

    Think of how much your muscles would atrophy.

    Also, you'd need wider pants.

    And if you got kicked, oh man.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    If I may ask, how do you guys know if you’re managing large quantities? Did you participate in a jack-off, or something?

    I just trade amateur pornography. But everybody does that, right?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <3 Ayreon

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    hey cool ejaculate
    let's talk about SPERM

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    Seriously, think about how much ejaculate there is now. Now imagine 5x that. You wouldn't be able to whack off without a bucket nearby.

    Reminds me of the masturbation thread.

    Edit: The good one.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Good god. I really need a tattoo on my hand telling me not to get Safeway deli chinese food. I get it, then regret it right after eating it. Then I forget how bad it was and do it all over again thinking that this time will be different.

    Doc on
  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=1852

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=1852

    What is this "Hottest Girl" thread that some people succumbed to?

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    If I may ask, how do you guys know if you’re managing large quantities? Did you participate in a jack-off, or something?

    You watch porn right? Well I do more than those guys.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=1852

    What is this "Hottest Girl" thread that some people succumbed to?

    We started a thread in H/A asking for help to find the 'hottest girl'. I like to think it was the best thread in H/A. Ever.

    And I think Doc was the one who started it.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=1852

    What is this "Hottest Girl" thread that some people succumbed to?

    We started a thread in H/A asking for help to find the 'hottest girl'. I like to think it was the best thread in H/A. Ever.

    And I think Doc was the one who started it.

    So why can't we start these threads again?

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is that in the archives perchance?? Would that be totally against the rules if there was one started again?

    edit: beat'd hard

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=1852

    What is this "Hottest Girl" thread that some people succumbed to?

    We started a thread in H/A asking for help to find the 'hottest girl'. I like to think it was the best thread in H/A. Ever.

    And I think Doc was the one who started it.

    I don't remember starting that. Could be, though. I do remember reminding people when Women's Olympic Beach Volleyball was on TV during the whack contest.

    Doc on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Elkamil wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    I don't remember the masturbation thread, only the circumcision one.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=1852

    What is this "Hottest Girl" thread that some people succumbed to?

    We started a thread in H/A asking for help to find the 'hottest girl'. I like to think it was the best thread in H/A. Ever.

    And I think Doc was the one who started it.

    So why can't we start these threads again?

    Because they'll never be as good as that one.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    If I may ask, how do you guys know if you’re managing large quantities? Did you participate in a jack-off, or something?
    You watch porn right? Well I do more than those guys.
    No sir, I don’t watch porn. Even if I did, I can’t imagine myself taking note of the quantity of semen involved.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Johannen wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    If I may ask, how do you guys know if you’re managing large quantities? Did you participate in a jack-off, or something?
    You watch porn right? Well I do more than those guys.
    No sir, I don’t watch porn. Even if I did, I can’t imagine myself taking note of the quantity of semen involved.
    Never seen a money shot? Never seen a pearl necklace?

    You good sir have never lived.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Btw, i've got him on MSN and talk to him very rarely, but what the hell happened to Kakos?

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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Btw, i've got him on MSN and talk to him very rarely, but what the hell happened to Kakos?

    and Noom?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So, apparently Rahm Emanuel is telling Democrats to stay off The Colbert Report.

    What the hell, Rahm?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Johannen wrote:
    Btw, i've got him on MSN and talk to him very rarely, but what the hell happened to Kakos?
    Job and uni, I think.

    Also: There have been attempts at new masturbation threads, but they’ve never ended well.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Is that in the archives perchance?? Would that be totally against the rules if there was one started again?

    Yeah, it would be. You just had to be there, man.

    :P

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Johannen wrote:
    Btw, i've got him on MSN and talk to him very rarely, but what the hell happened to Kakos?
    Job and uni, I think.

    Also: There have been attempts at new masturbation threads, but they’ve never ended well.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry that sentence is stooped in innuendo and irony.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What's happening to the forums now? Everything's red.

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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Grawr. Applying for a job would be so much easier if the employer's website actually worked.

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