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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    he wasnt really drunk he just had a frew brews

    poo
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my checking account has exactly one dollar in it

    i am refreshing constantly

    You don't get interest in real time.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    guys i'm going to make a rewrite of terminator but it'll be about a woman who must be stopped from getting a horrible hairstyle at all costs or she'll never attract andrew garfield to be her husband thus ensuring john connor is never born

    i'll call it the perminator

    if she had bad skin, you could call it derminator
    if she was sick, you could call it infirminator
    if she was a gardener, you could call it germinator

    thanks for killing the pun tree

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my checking account has exactly one dollar in it

    i am refreshing constantly

    Web service overuse surcharge: $1.02

    *vader scream*

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Damn you X-Com thread. Now I've been playing Baba Yetu off of youtube for the last 15 minutes. Its.. just so awesome.

    Ilaughed my face off when it one a grammy. It totally validated 2004 me's decision to put the sound track that came with Civ IV on my ipod.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    if she didn't suffer from a lifelong thyroid condition you might call her firminator

    Organichu on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's list of completely bullshit nes games that he owned

    star voyager
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    yo! noid
    top gun (1 and 2)
    Oh, shit, I own this game. I never could figure out how to fucking do anything in it. As a kid, I assumed that was because it was hard; as an adult, I now assume it's because it was a horribly designed game.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's list of completely bullshit nes games that he owned

    star voyager
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    yo! noid
    top gun (1 and 2)

    friday the 13th

    it was all about bubble bobble man

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's list of completely bullshit nes games that he owned

    star voyager
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    yo! noid
    top gun (1 and 2)

    friday the 13th

    Dragon's Lair

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    guys i'm going to make a rewrite of terminator but it'll be about a woman who must be stopped from getting a horrible hairstyle at all costs or she'll never attract andrew garfield to be her husband thus ensuring john connor is never born

    i'll call it the perminator

    if she had bad skin, you could call it derminator
    if she was sick, you could call it infirminator
    if she was a gardener, you could call it germinator

    thanks for killing the pun tree

    So this is the cure for pun trees? It's so simple, yet so counterintuitive. Like flooding a fire with oxygen so it flashes out.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's list of completely bullshit nes games that he owned

    star voyager
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    yo! noid
    top gun (1 and 2)
    Oh, shit, I own this game. I never could figure out how to fucking do anything in it. As a kid, I assumed that was because it was hard; as an adult, I now assume it's because it was a horribly designed game.

    yeah, i never made one bit of progress at all in it

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    guys i'm going to make a rewrite of terminator but it'll be about a woman who must be stopped from getting a horrible hairstyle at all costs or she'll never attract andrew garfield to be her husband thus ensuring john connor is never born

    i'll call it the perminator

    if she had bad skin, you could call it derminator
    if she was sick, you could call it infirminator
    if she was a gardener, you could call it germinator

    thanks for killing the pun tree

    So this is the cure for pun trees? It's so simple, yet so counterintuitive. Like flooding a fire with oxygen so it flashes out.

    DK is going to burn down all the pun trees in the pun forest

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's favorite nintendo games GO

    marble madness
    elevator action
    captain skyhawk
    rc pro am
    all castlevanias
    mario 1 and 3
    zelda
    gyromite
    baseball stars
    double dragon
    kung fu
    metal gear
    startropics
    FF1

    thats all i can think of at the moment

    let me meditate and add more later

    mine is

    Bionic Commando (close to my favorite game of all time)
    Castlevania 1, 2, 3
    Zelda 1 and 2
    Mega Man 1, 2, and 3
    Mario 2 and 3 (you are a monster for not including 2, gooey. a monster!)
    Golgo 13 and The Mafat Conspiracy
    Jackal
    Final Fantasy
    Dragon Warrior 2 and 3
    Nightshade (let's see who knows about this one)
    Double Dragon 2

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Oh... oh god. On another forum I follow regarding who invented the concept of the iPad...
    some idiot wrote:
    i don't think it was Steve Jobs that came up with this idea....Stanley Kubrick depicted an Ipad like device in his 2001 A Space Odyssey. Check it out.
    Apple had the newton in the '90s and were developing a tablet in the early 2000s so I don't think that counts.

    My brain is leaking

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    guys i'm going to make a rewrite of terminator but it'll be about a woman who must be stopped from getting a horrible hairstyle at all costs or she'll never attract andrew garfield to be her husband thus ensuring john connor is never born

    i'll call it the perminator

    if she had bad skin, you could call it derminator
    if she was sick, you could call it infirminator
    if she was a gardener, you could call it germinator

    thanks for killing the pun tree

    So this is the cure for pun trees? It's so simple, yet so counterintuitive. Like flooding a fire with oxygen so it flashes out.

    DK is going to burn down all the pun trees in the pun forest

    and like nerd, refuse to plant new saplings

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    it is kind of sad that ladies' nights are things at bars

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    There was also some rad simpson's game

    maybe it was bad

    The arcade game? It's pretty popular, I hear it brought up now and again.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's list of completely bullshit nes games that he owned

    star voyager
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    yo! noid
    top gun (1 and 2)

    friday the 13th

    XMen
    Golgo 13
    Fist of The North Star
    Deadly Spire
    Where's Waldo (stupid babby sister)
    Karnov

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh... oh god. On another forum I follow regarding who invented the concept of the iPad...
    some idiot wrote:
    i don't think it was Steve Jobs that came up with this idea....Stanley Kubrick depicted an Ipad like device in his 2001 A Space Odyssey. Check it out.
    Apple had the newton in the '90s and were developing a tablet in the early 2000s so I don't think that counts.

    My brain is leaking

    maybe it is god tier trolling

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    shaz, madras curry was p good. had the rest for breakfast.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's favorite nintendo games GO

    marble madness
    elevator action
    captain skyhawk
    rc pro am
    all castlevanias
    mario 1 and 3
    zelda
    gyromite
    baseball stars
    double dragon
    kung fu
    metal gear
    startropics
    FF1

    thats all i can think of at the moment

    let me meditate and add more later

    mine is

    Bionic Commando (close to my favorite game of all time)
    Castlevania 1, 2, 3
    Zelda 1 and 2
    Mega Man 1, 2, and 3
    Mario 2 and 3 (you are a monster for not including 2, gooey. a monster!)
    Golgo 13 and The Mafat Conspiracy
    Jackal
    Final Fantasy
    Dragon Warrior 2 and 3
    Nightshade (let's see who knows about this one)
    Double Dragon 2

    mario 2 just isn't for me, i dont think

    although i have always loved the pulling things up animation

    i loved pulling up radishes and stuff as a kid

    also it had good music

    and i liked the dark levels

    and the egg shooting boss guys were so cute

    OKAY I ADMIT IT I LIKE THE GAME OKAY GOD

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is kind of sad that ladies' nights are things at bars

    They're illegal in some states because of gender discrimination.

    Edit: Oh, this is on top of reddit, so I assume that's why you're bringing it up. Nevermind, I'll see myself out. :(

    Solomaxwell6 on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Every bursar is the bursar from Discworld.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Also guys ego raptor said Simon's quest was bad so

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Simon's Quest is arguably my favorite Castlevania of all time, even over SOTN.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    legacy of the wizard was a good game, but completely bullshit by today's standards

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2012
    Oh, fuck. What was the Konami game that was basically Contra but you were a spaceship side-scrolling through huge waves of enemies? That was a good one. Its sequel was "Life Force"? Those were good games.

    Jacobkosh on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Oh, fuck. What was the Konami game that was basically Contra but you were a spaceship side-scrolling through huge waves of enemies? That was a good one. Its sequel was "Life Force"? Those were good games.

    R-Type?

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i don't remember old video games at all. and i mean, for the ones i can remember i certainly can't remember if the me-of-15-years-ago thought a game was good or bad. i can't really remember having played more than a game or two per console, pre-PS2.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    Simon's Quest is arguably my favorite Castlevania of all time, even over SOTN.

    I am so fucking glad the PA forums are a refuge of sanity from the bizarro internet opinion factory that says Simon's Quest was a bad game. I never heard anyone say a word against the game until after 2000 and then bitching about it suddenly became hip.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    gooey's list of completely bullshit nes games that he owned

    star voyager
    indiana jones and the temple of doom
    yo! noid
    top gun (1 and 2)

    friday the 13th

    XMen
    Golgo 13
    Fist of The North Star
    Deadly Spire
    Where's Waldo (stupid babby sister)
    Karnov

    fuck me i had xmen

    what a bullshit game

    karnov was good though! your dude made armpit farts and shot fireballs!

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  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    motherfucking gradius

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Not sure if serious...

    ... or not serious.

    PSN: Honkalot
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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    I had a 40-50 game NES collection.

    I had a 30 game Atari 400/800 collection.

    Only about 12 games for my genesis, but like 30 for the SNES.

    My Saturn had dozens of games, lots of them imports.

    I only had like 6 PSX games, but they were p awesome.

    I owned half of the entire Dreamcast library. I was obsessed.

    Since then I have not been a big game collector. I got distracted by my career, drinking, and sex. I still enjoy games, they just aren't the center of my life and my identity like they used to be.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    The best part of Mario 2 is that there is no earthly reason to play mario. Luigi jumps higher. Toad is stronger and pulls ip things faster. Princess can float. Mario is just boring and average.

    mario runs more quickly than the others

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i have never actually played SOTN

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't remember old video games at all. and i mean, for the ones i can remember i certainly can't remember if the me-of-15-years-ago thought a game was good or bad. i can't really remember having played more than a game or two per console, pre-PS2.

    I can remember them just fine, but I don't know whether I would like them as an adult or not. I could've easily just enjoyed them because they were kids games and I was a kid, even if they were shitty. Ristar especially comes to mind, I loved the shit out of it but I don't think I'd enjoy it if I tried now.

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